Telaros's 24 Hour Challenge.

by Mattricole

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Diamond Tiara, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Romance, Silver Spoon, Sex
Length: 1675

a compilation of all the stories I've written for Telaros's 24 hour challenge.

Bringing together all the stories I've written for Telaros's 24 hour challenge. In here you'll find Diamond Tiara in various situations, such as using banana's as a weapon and having to put up with annoying Blank flanks.

Published 2014-05-25 21:20:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-25 21:20:04 UTC

challenge 3

“Diamond Tiara!” Apple Bloom called out, earning a glare from the rich filly.

“What?”

“I came…”

“Ew!” Diamond Tiara gagged.

“...To school.”

“Oh…” Diamond Tiara muttered as she continued to stare at Apple Bloom. “That’s nice...I guess.”

“I also had an orgasm.”

“Oh come on!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she face hoofed, earning a smile from Apple Bloom.

“Okay!” Apple Bloom said as she came on Diamond Tiara’s face, enraging the rich filly.

The End.

Challenge 4

The cold rain pelted against mah skin, but ah didn’t care. Ah continued looking through the window, gazing at the most beautiful sight ah had ever seen. There, right in front of me, was Diamond Tiara showerin’.

Ah could hardly breathe as ah continued staring at how the water dripped all over her body, her wet mane sticking to her body as she lathered it with shampoo. The way her hooves rubbed against her beautiful skin, makin’ sure she gets every bit of filth off of her.

Ah had to have her. Ah had to have that body. Ah lifted the window gently and snuck into the bathroom. Ah inched closer to her, making sure not to make a single noise.

“Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm, Elmo’s World,” she quietly sang to herself. That perfect mouth of hers...Ah was gonna make good use out of it.

Ah was finally close enough to touch her, when suddenly she turned around, looking at me with...lust. Finally, she opened her mouth ta speak.

“Take me, you magnificent mare,” she begged as she latched onto me., forcing herself on me.

And that was when ah woke up.

“...Dang it,” ah muttered as ah threw my pillow against the wall. Ever since the school started having us shower after phys ed, ah couldn’t get the image of Diamond Tiara’s wet, soaking body out of mah mind. Ah couldn’t think about anything else, not cutie marks, school, or apple farmin’. All ah wanted was to make Diamond Tiara mine.

No idea how ah’m gonna do that though...far as ah know she still hates me. And ah don’t even know if she swings that...okay, that’s a lie. Ah know she swings that way. Why else would she have a bunch of pics of mares in sexy poses? She says it’s because she’s trying ta find ways to purty herself up, but that’s a lie. She’s already the most purty gal in Ponyville, neigh, she’s the most purty gal in all of Equestria!

Ah had to do somethin’, anything ta git this dream of mine ta come true...but what? Ah continued thinkin’ about this, when an idea came to me. If ah wanted Diamond Tiara, ah had to take her.

Ah made mah way to her place, it didn’t take long. Ah found the gates open, and saw my Diamond Tiara by the pool. Ah walked up to her, when all of a sudden she turned to me.

“Ugh, finally!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she walked up to me. “Do you know how long I’ve been waiting?” Waiting? Fer what? “Oh, don’t you give me that look! I know for a fact you’ve been having dream sex with me!” What?! “And I want you to bang the heck out of me, got it?!”

“...Huh?” Ah’m confused! What in tarnation-

“Are you going to bang me or not?!”

Diamond Tiara...Ah only have one answer fer ya…

“Yes.”

And that’s how mah dream came true...still don’t know what’s going on.

Far from where the two fillies were having sex in a pool, Luna and Celestia were watching with a telescope.

“Oh, sister, how I’ve missed your dream walking abilities,” Celestia said with a smile, earning a giggle from Luna.

“With your love for manipulating fillies, I’m sure you did, dear sister.”

The End.

Challenge 5

“Hmm, what color should I choose?” Scootaloo asked herself as she looked at all of her Rainbow Dash plushies, all of which looked the same. “Do I want to go with rainbow, or with rainbow?” It was at that moment she spotted on of her Rainbow Dash dolls and smiled. “Well, guess I’ll go with rainbow!”

“Die!” Diamond Tiara screamed as she appeared behind Scootaloo and sliced her head off. Watching Scootaloo’s head roll around on the ground, she smiled deviously. Not a moment later it burst into green flames, revealing it to be a changeling. “Nopony takes over Ponyville on my watch!”

It was at that moment hundreds of other changelings swarmed around her, glaring at her for killing their kin.

“So, all of you wish to die, eh?” Diamond Tiara asked, earning a hiss in return. “Very well, I shall grant your wish!” she screamed as she rushed towards the changelings, swinging her sword around to kill as many as possible.

Not long afterwards, all the changelings laid around her, dead from her amazing assault. She wiped the blood from her blade with a smirk. This battle was far too easy.

At that moment a anvil fell from the sky, killing our hero.

And that is how Chrysalis won the war for Equestria.

The End.

Author's Note

Think I'll end this here. Don't feel like actually writing for 24 hours -_-

Challenge 1

Diamond Tiara knew she had to do it. After all, somepony had to teach that blank flank a lesson in humility, and Celestia dang it, it was going to be her!

“Come here, Apple Bloom!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she threw another banana at Apple Bloom, aiming for her but hole.

“Diamond Tiara, stop!” Apple Bloom whined. “Ya know the docters told us ta stop doing this! It’s unhygenic!”

“Your face is unhygenic!” Diamond Tiara replied. She leaped into the air, and kicked towards Apple Bloom, propelling herself forward and landed on the farm ponies back.

“Gah! Oh no!” Apple Bloom whined as she lifted her flank into the air. Oh well, might as well enjoy this

“Reverse eat banana, you blank flank who-”

“Diamond Tiara!” Silver Spoon ran up to the two panting. “They have new porn at the video store! Ignore that blank flank and let’s go!”

“New porn?” Diamond Tiara mumbled as she dropped her banana. “That. Is. AWESOME!” she screamed as she jumped up and ran towards the video store. “Awesome bondage video’s here I cum!”

“W-wait for me!” Silver Spoon whined, leaving a saddened Apple Bloom behind.

“...Oh well, maybe next time,” Apple Bloom muttered as she rubbed her banana free flank.

The End

Challenge 2

“All right, girls, listen up!” Apple Bloom yelled as she cuddled next to Diamond Tiara. “Mah girl and ah are going to be relaxin’ in the tree house, but them stupid colts are getting in our way.”

“Those jerks have been bothering us for weeks!” Diamond Tiara whined. “Is it really so bad that two mares love each other like we do?” Diamond Tiara asked as she nuzzled Apple Bloom’s cheek.

“...I think any relationship is nasty,” Scootaloo muttered under her breath. “But yeah, those colts are a bunch of idiots. We’ll take care of them!” Scootaloo said as she puffed out her chest.

“Yeah! Nopony gets in the way of our friends love!” Sweetie Belle added, her horn glowing, ready to unleash her magic at a moments notice.

“I’m just here for the food,” Silver Spoon said with a dorky smile. “Can we watch Samurai Pizza Cats after we beat up the colts?”

“...Sure, why not?” Apple Bloom muttered. “Now go! Show them colts what happens when you mess with love!”

“Messing with love!” the three of them yelled as she rushed out of the tree house, and straight to school.

The colts, or more precisely, Button Mash, Rumble, and Pip, were gathered around a single gameboy, each arguing with each other who got to play with it first.

“It’s my gameboy! I should get to play with it!” Button Mash yelled as he pushed Rumble.

“So what? It’s my school!” Rumble yelled back as he pushed Button’s back.

“Hey! Is that a bunch of fillies running up to us with hammers and a frozen banana?” Pip asked, though the other two ignored him.

“No it’s not! The school belongs to-”

“Die you homophobic jerks!”

“Homo-what?!” the three yelled as they were assaulted by the combined might of Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Silver Spoon.

After an entire hour of beatings, the three colts agreed never to bother the resident school lesbians ever again.

“Hooray! We’re heroes!” Silver Spoon squee’d with joy. “Now we can go watch Samurai Pizza cats!”

“That’s right, Silver Spoon,” Sweetie Belle said as she wrapped a hoof around Silver. “And after that’s done, we can have a huge orgy.” The three fillies looked at each other, a small smile adorning their face.

That night, “The Orgy of a Thousand Fillies” was born, scarring the world with underage filly sex. And Celestia enjoyed every second of it.

The End.

Challenge 6

“Oh Diamond Tiara, ya really are best pony!” Apple Bloom said with a smile, and immediately went to sucking Diamond Tiara’s hooves.

“Yeah! Nopony is better than you!” Scootaloo agreed as she massaged Diamond Tiara with her wings.

“Best pony? More like, best thing ever made!” Sweetie Belle giggled, licking Diamond Tiara’s face.

“We love you, Diamond Tiara,” Silver Spoon said with a smile as she nuzzled Diamond Tiara’s belly.

As all of this was going on, Diamond Tiara looked completely miserable. No longer could she find any alone time. No longer could she go to a fast food restaurant, in fear of getting kicked out for inappropriate behavior. No longer could she make fun of the cutie mark crusaders (in fear of a sexy retaliation). All she could do, was sit here, take the lovings she gets, and allow them to feed her food in a sexy manner.

“...I hate my life,” Diamond Tiara muttered before being assaulted by a hundred kisses, courtesy of her personal harem.

Never again will she ask a favor from Discord.