BE QUIET!

by Lunar Glow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 980

When the mane six get trapped in a cave, (with discord) and can't get out, (snowstorm) the mane six are this close to exploding.

Will the mane six live the night with…. DISCORD??

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-17 04:13:47 UTC

Not This Again

Twilight Sparkle recognized Discord's voice. "What do you want Discord?" Twilight asked,annoyed. In one quick "poof" there Discord was, smiling his smile that he always smiles, the smile that just screames  "I'm up to something".  "Hold me back! Hold me back!!" Rainbow Dash yelled as Applejack crunched her hooves together as a sign of threat. "Oh girls, don't be so hearted!" Said the sweet and innocent voice of Fluttershy. "..He is just poping by to say hello! Wait, right discord?!"  Everypony rolled there eyes at Discords corny grin. "Why, thank you Fluttershy, for your warmheartedness! It is just so nice to have a good friend like you!" Discord Sa.. Aaaaand there's the smile again. "Bleah!" Rainbow Dash blurted. "Come on Fluttershy! DISCORD! He will never just, "Pop by to say hello".  "Besides, he has the MOST unflattering color choice." Rarity said.  Everypony stared at Rarity with a clueless expression . "What??" Discord continued, "Yes, you see I was a bit lonely, so I thought I would just pop by..." "OH COME ON!!" Rainbow Dash groans.

No, you can't help!

"What do you mean, 'Pop by'??" Twilight said with a worried expression.  "Well, you see, it gets a little lonely in Canterlot where ABSOLUTELY NOPONY has a sense of humor..." Discord sighed. "Oh, you poor thing..." Fluttershy patted Discord on the back, and Discord smiled at the comfort of his friend, but the wind blew harder at every living breathing second of every ponies lives! "Well, we have a very important mission! And we don't have time for ponies 'Poping over for a visit'! Twilight said with a huff. "Ooh! A mission! You know I love those.." Discord continued, "..And remember that time when Celestia recruited me to fine Tirek? You know that means that I have a lot of experience and.." Discord was cut off by Pinkie Pie. "AND THEN YOU BETRAYED US SO NO! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HELPING US!" Everypony nodded. Discord tried again. "Well.. that was then, this is now.." Discord said willingly. "Still! We just can't trust you on another adventure ok?"  Twilight stated, Discord wilted.

Tell Me a Story

"...And then, the brave strong hero swept down and saved the baby bird, and once again, DISCRED SAVED THE DAY!" Discord said,  proud of his hero story. Fluttershy sighed. "What a great story!" Fluttershy exclaimed. Everypony groaned. "Ya, why don't I tell the story huh?" Rainbow Dash continued. "A spooky story that is..." Fluttershy hugged Discord in fear at this, and, surprisingly, he didn't even mind! "..So then, the olden pony was never seen again. Until..Until.." Rainbow Dash was cut off by Pinkie Pie. "UNTIL WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?" Pinkie Pie screamed. Rainbow Dash shivered. "Until tonight, that is..."

Lost

"WE ARE GOING TO BE OK!" Twilight Sparkle yelled over the snowstorm. It was windy and cold, and Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle were lost. Why were they lost? Well, the Elements of Harmony were taken and the ponies were on a quest to find them.. In winter! Sooo, yes. Not the best time to do that. Anyhoodle, the ponies were stuck in this snowstorm and had wandered far,far away from Ponyvillie, thus are lost. "Do ya think we could stop lookin' for home and find some shelter? I'm plum tuckerd', and I don' know if I can go anymore!" Applejack said. "OK EVERY PONY. I SEE A LARGE HOLE." Pinkie Pie said ever so randomly. "PINKIE! STOP MESSING AROUND! WE NEED TO FIND SHELTER BEFORE IT GETS TO DARK!" Twilight said annoyed. Twilight gasped and looked where pinkie was looking. "RIGHT! YOU FOUND A CAVE! THANK YOU PINKIE!!"

Twilight said forgetting her anger and frustration. "Umm. Ok!" Pinkie Pie said. "Yes! Good! A cave. We need to go in now! My mane is  simply DREADFUL! Or.. no! WAIT! IS THE CAVE CLEAN?!?!" Rarity said. "Well, it IS a cave!" Rainbow Dash replied. "NOOOOOOO!" Rarity screamed. Rainbow did a hoof-face. Then the wind started to get stronger. "Oh dear.." Fluttershy said in fear.

"Ahhhh ponies it's been a while." A voice said from above. Every pony gasped at the face of....

Fine...

"Well.. if you insist.." Discord said while he walked away with his head in the ground.Literly. His head was INSIDE THE GROUND while he walked away.At this, Fluttershy let a little Fluttershy-like tear roll down her face. "UGH! You two are being ridicules!" Twilight Sparkle said  frustrated. Pinkie Pie was crying as well, while a waterfall for tears hit the ground, making little ponds on each side of her. "WHY!!! OH WHY?!?! WHY!?!?!? Wait. What are we talking about again?" Everypony rolled there eyes. "I hate to say this Twi, but.." Applejack stopped and winced. "What?" Twilight asked. " I mean.. come on Twilight. He's reformed. He can't harm us no more.. and it would make Fluttershy AND Discord pretty happy.." Applejack said with a sigh. Discord stopped walking for a moment and perked his ears up. Twilight Sparkle sighed. "Fine."  Discord appeared in Twilights face at a dangerously close distance when Fluttershy ran up from behind Twilight Sparkle and gave Discord and Twilight a big hug. "Well, it's gettin' pretty dark, so we should find a.." Applejack was cut off by Pinkie Pie. "CAVE!!!" Besides, didn't we do that already?" Pinkie Pie said. "Ugh! This whole Discord thing is throwing us all off. So let's just get warm, get some rest, and the next morning, get up and continue our journey without ANY DISTRACTIONS. Twilight stared at Discord and gave him a mean look. "OH! THANK YOU TWILIGHT! I SHANT ASK ANYMORE OF YOU, I PROMISE!" Discord said as he did his happy dance making it rain confetti, but just for a moment, Discord stopped and mumbled: "Not more then once, that is.." And then continued his happy dance. Twilight looked at Applejack as she did the same. "What have I gotten us into?