Bonus Chapter: Comfy Seat

anonymous asked:

Anypony ever sat on you? Unintentionally, or intentionally? What was it like at your size?

“It happens more than it should. Lily teases me all the time by threatening to squish me.”

He momentarily paused to think about the few instances in which she wiggled above him, pinching him up and dropping him onto a conveniently located seat. She never had actually done it, plopping right down atop his infinitesimal body, but the act of malevolence was still there. Wondered when she would actually do it one day.

“Yeah . . . “

Instead she had left him on the seat to fend for himself. Now he would be fine and fly off, but his gigantic little sister had dropped him a distance that was more than enough to leave him stunned and uncognitive for a brief period. As he stumbled about, trying not to slip in between the fibers of the seat cushion, a rumble that neared far too quickly echoed away.

Then the shadow dawned far too quickly. How had he not noticed something so large appear so quickly? Dust would gaze up, momentarily stunned in a sense of awe at the sky of jiggling cheek mass descending at a rate in painfully slow motion. A meager fraction of the whole rump, but more than enough to encompass all he could perceive.

He felt like he was in some kind of action movie, escaping at the last second. Regained his senses just quick enough to zoom up into the safe space between the two blue monoliths, then sped across the landscapic surface of the seat, hearing and feeling the assocalypse itself flatten down into the chair.

Just as his mother fully sat down, Dust had safely flown into empty air space, the massive matriarch entirely unaware she had almost crushed her son. It was incidents like this that Dust never ever mentioned to anypony.