Celestia was in a ghost town, one that looked like as if a Ursa Minor rampaged right through it, making it barely resemble what good be called Ponyville. However desolate it was, Celestia was on a mission. Only her hoofsteps could be heard echoing throughout, the buildings around her in varying states of disarray. Some buildings only had their parts of their walls as remnants. Other, less scarred buildings had jagged scars running through them, the paint chipped and dry.
None of this concerned Princess Celestia. She was here on a mission and she WILL have it finished, even if it meant trashing anything or anyone in her path. After a few minutes or so, she arrived a few meters from the town’s library, a large oak tree, but also more importantly, inside resided her treasured student.
“TWILIGHT SPARKLE! WE REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY.”
The Royal Canterlot voice that Celestia used could knock down buildings and crack boulders, if she so desired anyhow. As her voice reverberated through the town, some of the buildings with more fragile foundations or heavy damage crumbled to the ground, the sound of wood snapping and stone collapsing impacting each other could be heard miles away.
After a few moments, a scrambling of hooves could be heard, then the unlocking of the door before it cracked open, the hinges squeaking audible, crying to be oiled. Out the doorway came the purple unicorn, coming before Celestia before bowing.
“Princess Celestia, I-I am sorry for not preparing for your arrival, I wasn’t informed an-
Celestia simply raised a hoof to signal that she requested her to be silent.
“Somehow one of these days I need to get her to drop the formalities.” She thought to herself, somewhat vexed. It wasn’t as if she was going to banish her prestigious student.
“Twilight, there isn’t any need for the moment to be so formal, not a word more. For now, we are student and teacher.” She spoke, her smile seemingly reassuring Twilight, as she visibly let out a held sigh.
“But then what are you doing here? I haven’t done anything as of recent... Unless you are talking about the Smarty Pants incident.” She spoke anxiously, her pupils dilating. Celestia could only mentally facehoof at this.
“You need not worry Twilight. The issue concerns neither yourself nor your friends whatsoever.”
Twilight rattled a sigh of relief which she wasn’t aware that she was holding in. Her violet coat seemed to sheen up by a small margin, and the wrinkles on Twilight vanished.
“But to answer your question for my presence here, I need to know the whereabouts of my dear sister Luna. Alas, it appears her recent actions has put the entirety of Equestria at jeopardy.”
And it immediately returned thereafter.
“Wh-...” A cold sweat formed on her forehead as Twilight processed the information. Her silence speaking for Celestia.
“... So this is how you repay me...”
“What!? But I thought we banished Nightmare Moon from Princess Luna after we used the
Elements of Harmony to free her from it. Is there anything that we can-...”
“I am disappointed in you Twilight. You are supposed to be my personal student.”
If Twilight thought she could get away with deception, she was wrong.
“... Princess? What are you suggest- ACK!”
A pained shriek escaped Twilight’s lips as she found herself suddenly being crushed by an invisible talon, dangling in the air and to eye level with Princess Celestia.
The death grip held eased somewhat, though she was helpless as she starred in terror at her mentor. Instead of a serene smile, there was no emotion present. Only a cold face stared back at her. Twilight could only whimper a response.
“Why...? I didn’t do-” Twilight found her throat constricted with a violent tug, finding it increasingly difficult to talk, coughing up a minor amount of blood.
“Twilight, while you were my personal student, I cannot simply tolerate insubordination. That would simply tear apart the peace that Equestria has basked in for a millenia.” She sneered.
“...No.”
What a surprise, Twilight had more to say. “You are an imposter. The Celestia I know would never do anything this... Heartless. I-”
“Sleep well my little pony.”
“Wha- ugh...” With drowsy yawn, Twilight went limp in Celestia’s grip, the knockout spell taking only seconds to work its full effects.
“A pity that you take side with dear Luna. But you and your friends will be Equestria’s sunshine yet again. Speaking of whom...”
She said, turning her gaze forth on the library entrance. As her horn glowed, the door that led to the inside of the tree started to splinter. Then crack. Then with a final push, a bang. The door that barred entry moments ago was reduced to a complete pulp, disintegrating under the immense amount of pressure that was inflicted upon it. With her entrance made, she paced in stride inside.
Despite the library’s surroundings, the interior seemed apparently unaffected by whatever which that savaged the town which the tree was centered in. Not a even a book was out of place. There was even tea that was still warm with a half eaten daisy sandwich on the table. Yet no sign of Luna nor Twilight’s friends. Or so it would seem. With a moment’s concentration, a blue shockfield shot out in all directions, knocking bookshelves to the ground with their contents, the tea and sandwich splattered forth unto the a now visible marshmallow pony, who shrieked as she collided into another bookcase, collapsing with it on the ground.
“Hey meanie pants, catch this!”
Looking around, she found that Pinkie Pie was up on the balcony with her party cannon aimed rig-
“BOOM!”
Out came a solid shot birthday cake, screaming toward its target.
But to no avail as white aura clutched it.
“Oh come on! That isn’t how you are supposed to play the game, you cheaty meanie. You outt-”
Pinkie’s eyes widen in shock, mouth agape as Celestia brought forth the limp form of Twilight Sparkle, pale and unconscious. Without moving, Celestia tossed the limp body to the ground, her gaze now settled on the pink earth pony.
“Tw-Twilight!?”
“Oh don’t you worry my dear, she is merely asleep. She remains unharmed... For now.” Celestia chuckled.
“You won’t be so fortunate however.”
“Think again Princess!”
Pinkie then smiled as she leaped up and slammed into the ground. Out came numerous party cannons, all scattered and aimed right at the white alicorn.
“You know what is my favorite party Princess? A bombastic one! LET’S PAAARTY!”
“BOOM! BANG! BOOM! BANG!” The cannons sang, chours cracking in sync with each other, smothering their target in milky custard.
“Now that’s what I call a surprise party!”
As the smoke cleared, a very stoic Celestia stood, looking rather bored.
“Are you done? Good, now it’s my turn.”
Shocked, Pinkie Pie attempted to backtrack from the cannon, only to find herself being lifted off the ground as she took her second step. “Hey! I’m flying like Rainbow Dash now, but if you don’t mind, can you can put me back down Princess?”
“With pleasure.”
“Wha-?”
In the course of five seconds, Pinkie Pie was hurled to the ground front of Rarity who was being tended to by Fluttershy when a pink blur slammed into the ground head first with a loud crack, right next to the lainted form of Twilight Sparkle. Both of them recoiled at the sudden crack, recoiling as they shielded their eyes from the splinters which lodged themselves into their coats.
“Pinkie, if you would please, I rather not be covered in more dust.
A sudden squeal from Fluttershy alerted her to more pressing matters. Turning her gaze on the crater hole, Rarity’s irritated scowl turned into panic as she realized that Pinkie Pie was not moving, one of her forelegs being dislocated and her neck an odd angle. Without hesitation, they both rushed to the site.
Fluttershy checked the of the unconscious duo for a pulse. To her immense relief, Twilight retained a normal pulse. When she checked Pinkie Pie however, she wasn’t breathing.
Without hesitation, Fluttershy immediately started performing CPR, dead set on reviving the party pony.
Rarity was in a different situation. Positioning herself in a defensive posture between Fluttershy plus her patients and the irate solar goddess, she strained herself as a shield formed around the group. A change in the wind alerted Celestia to turn around just in time to dodge a blue pegasus, who slammed right into a bookshelf, buried beneath the ton of books smothering her. Out popped Rainbow Dash, looking characteristically pissed.
“Kay, now that was NOT cool Princess, not cool!”
Applejack charged in, her lasso sailed, ensnaring her opponent. Without a word, Applejack was flung right into the air and found herself hanging from one of the limbs inside the tree. Struggled as she might, she still remained tied.
“Oh ye gotta be kiddin me!” Applejack grunted.
“Simply pathetic. I would have expected the wielders of the Elements to put up a stiffer fight than this. You indeed have been among the worst disappointments that I have yet witnessed thus far.”
Her gaze then focused on Rarity, who though was trembling, held her ground. A sudden torch slammed into Rarity, obliterating the shield that she put up completely and pulled her straight at Celestia. Her screams were silenced as her body was pierced by an alicorn’s horn.
Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash could only watch with horror as Rarity was tossed behind Celestia, crumpling to the ground and bleeding excessively.
“NO!” The cyan pegasus flew to the fallen unicorn, hoping against hope that Rarity was still breathing. A pale face stared back. Her face cracked into one of anguish as blood soaked Rarity’s fur coat, her eyes lifeless staring into the cyan pegasus own who failed to stem the tears that bursted through the dam.
“Nononononon, this can’t be happening, OH CELESTIA WHY!?” She sobbed, caressing the limp head with her hooves.
Applejack, seeing her friend reduced to such a state, managed to tear her bindings apart, galloping to meet Celestia head on.
“WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU DOING PRINCESS!?”
“Undoing the damage that you fools have wrought.”
“If there is one thing that definitely ain’t right, its you you’re highness. Ya gotta sna- YEOW!”
She was sized by a blue aura, then slammed right in front of the matriarch. Celestia’s gaze settled on Applejack’s face, a determined scowl staring her back, refusing to admit defeat.
“Applejack my dear, while it is admirable that you are willing to stand up for your friends, I am afraid that you cannot hide the truth from me.”
“Oh nelly...”
****
“Pinkie please, we must hurry.”
“Dontcha worry your pretty little head, auntie Pinkie Pie has got this all taken care of for you.
“I am a year older than you.” Fluttershy mumbled, irritated as Pinkie persisted to call her that.
“If you two wouldn’t mind, we must get Twilight to safety. We might have lost Rarity, but with luck we may be able to revive her.”
“Gotcha Luna! I do hope Rainbow Dash and App-”
Applejack suddenly slammed into both Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, knocking off Twilight who crumpled to the dust.
“Oh no...” A fireball slammed Luna into the ground. Grunting, she shook herself as her sister dropped in to buck her back down. Celestia conveyed nothing but malice as she teleported the unconscious duo in a flash of light, disappearing soon after. A smile crept up on the Sun Goddess as she drove her hoof into Luna’s windpipe.
“Did you actually think that little magician’s trick would actually fool me dear sister? Oh, you always were the naive one in the family, that of which has costed you dearly.” She tsked.
She eased her grip on Luna, who coughed as she stared bitterly at her sister.
“Guah-, please Tia. Your actions and thoughts are not your own. You must snap out of- wha!”
“Oh no dear sister. You are the one mistaken. You will be fixed soon enough. But first, you must be punished. Do you like bananas?”
Luna paled as she suddenly found the prospect of being banished much more welcoming.
Celestia could only madly grin as she stared seductively into Luna’s own.
“No. You don’t mean-” Luna squeaked. Her eyes widen in horror as Celestia revealed her lengthening member, shining in all it’s glory.
“WHERE IN THE MOON DID YOU GET THAT!?” She screeched
“Hehehe, you can be surprised what a millenia can do little sister.” She said.
Luna suddenly found herself paralyzed as she felt a smooth tongue brush into her mane.
Tried as she might, Luna could not move. “Oh gods Tia, you’ve lost it. I’m your sister, you can’t -mmmoooph!”
Celestia forced her tongue into Luna’s muzzle, who was powerless to resist. The taste of peppermint permuted Luna’s own, who could only groan in pleasure.
Oddly enough, though Luna tried to force her tongue out, she found herself enjoy-
No! This was incest! Her own sister was kissing her! Just as tried to force a spell out,
Celestia pulled out, her muzzle wet with Luna’s sliva.
“Well, I never dear. You taste like razzleberries.”
“-bleh. Ugh...... Oh no.... You just didn’t.... You kissed me!” Luna sputtered, her hooves now clutching her own muzzle. As she limped away, she found herself turning back, something drawing her back.
“That cock... I want to nuzzle it and s-... WHAT THE HAY!?” Luna’s wingboner made itself known, each presented themselves high above her head. Luna snapped out of hypnosis, made a dash out of the forest, only to be brought down by a heavy weight. Luna could only looked back upon her sister with terror, who had a mad glee in her eyes.
“Now dear sister, the true fun begins. Allon-sy!”
In complete and utter shock, Luna fainted.
