Celestiaverse Book #1 - No Purple Idiot

by Thorax

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 143

Princess Celestia has a problem, her dumbass little sister is coming back and she can't have that. So she creates a plan, but first she'll need to dump off a certain purple horse then go recruit some expendable meatshields.

Will she succeed?
Yeah she will, or it wouldn't be labeled as book one now would it?
God, if you even had to ask that I don't want you reading my stuff, get out of here.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-26 21:36:22 UTC

Chapter 1: The Hero

Princess Celestia, sole ruler of Equestria and Equestria's greatest hero. She had defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord and the Changeling Empire. Well she hadn't done any of that yet, but she had the paintings made just in case and she was like ninety percent sure those fortune cookies were accurate.

Before this epic tale continues let it be known that Princess Celestia was not a title she chose for herself, she spent a couple hundred bits to have her name engraved on the back of all her jewelry. However the jewelry made the grievous error of putting the wrong rank on the back, he's currently spending the majority of his time on the moon. Needless to say Celestia had spent the money and she wasn't going to waste the jewelry so she elected to take the rank of Princess.