MLP Genesis: A Gem of a Future to Protect!by trahzoChaptersCh.1: A new Face in Ponyville...From the Future!Ch.2: Here's the Mission.Ch.3: Anyone Worthy Enough?Ch.4: A Future in Danger.Ch.1: A new Face in Ponyville...From the Future!Ponyville seemed very still today. To think Queen Chrysalis would return, but not to destroy the town, but to move in for she has now stepped down as the queen of the Changelings. "So yes, now that I've stepped down, nopony has anymore reason to fear me." "Yeah but we still don't trust you!" Twilight replied. "That's why Princess Celestia made us 7 in charge of you just in case!" Princess Twilight Sparkle explained. And just then... *buzz!* *buzz!* *buzz!* *FLASH!* A white unicorn kirin with a purple mane, and underbelly, blue earfins, eyes and claws, and a red gem cutiemark was in Sugarcube Corner with The Mane 7 & Chrysalis! "Whoa! Who are you?" Rainbow Dash blurted out in astonishment. "I, am Gem! I come from 16 years in the future with a mission that Shogun Deezutra tasked me with, but I will not reveal what that mission is to you!" He explained. "I've never seen a pony like you before." Said Fluttershy. "Oh well that's because I'm a pony-dragon hybrid known as a kirin." "Wait, did you just say..." "Yeah. my father was a dragon & my mother was a pony." "Fascinating! Gem, you must let me study you!" Twilight said with a strong urge in the name of science! "Oh I dunno!" "Please!" "Sorry gra...Twilight, but I need to fulfill my mission! (Whoa, I almost blew my cover!) the life of your hometown & my one day hometown Ponyville depends on it!" "Well, I know one thing for sure, I don't need to throw you a party since you'll live here one day!" commented Pinkie. "Heh, I guess you're right Pinkie. Nice to meet you son! Said a 23 year-old Spike. "It's nice to make your acquaintance Spike the dragon.(Oooooh, you have no idea how right you were to call me son!)" "Hey, you jerks totally ignored me & went right to talking with the guy from the future!" Chrysalis snapped. "Oh, Sorry Chrissy darling, we were just distracted, but it's nice you stopped being evil though." "Darn tootin, at least we don't need to kick your flank twice!" Chrysalis was then rolling her eyes. "(Hmm...this kirin looks like...)" "Say Gem, what does your cutiemark represent?" Asked Fluttershy. "Well if you wanna know, it represents my gem cutting skills, I can cut a one perfect Gem!" "Nice." Said Rainbow Dash. "You all don't need to introduce yourselves, I already know who all of you are." "Okay." They all agreed. "Including the witch behind you." Then they all laughed. "Oh fuck you guys." "Don't let it get yah down Chrysalis, I bet he was just joking." "Right...joking, hey Twilight, can I speak with you outside?" "Sure Gem." So when they were outside... "It's nice to see you before Princess Exo killed you Twilight!" Ch.2: Here's the Mission."Wait...killed me? What are you talking about?" "In the future, I'm the son of Rarity & Spike!" "...I owe Pinkie a-lot of bits!" "No time for stupid comments, besides in future you told me in a bedtime story that she was just lying. Anyway, I need to prevent Spike from falling in love with Queen Chrysalis!" "Why?" "In my future, an alternate reality attacks & takes over! Their leader, Princess Exo..." "The daughter of..." "Yes, Spike & Chrysalis." "But, Chrysalis reformed!" "Yeah she is, but in a reality where Spike & Chrysalis have a foal, that foal known as Princess Exoskeleton gained a greed for power, not just for her own world, but for every world! I was told in a report from Shogun Deezutra, that during one of his clashes with her, that she went mad because all she wants is love!" "Well of..." Twilight was then cutoff. "...But she wants somepony to have genuine romantic feelings, without killing that lover. Unfortunately she kills all who date her because of her ability to drain love caused her to eventually go mad! Soon males just ignored her, and once she became the new leader, she wanted to erase the feeling of love forever! What better way than taking over the world & banning love? She just didn't want to stop at her world, she wants to erase it's very existence in any & every world possible! One day, she came to my world! You 7 tried your best but unfortunately died!" "What, b-but how could..." "The forces were over whelming, it was way too much for you 7! Even Spike's dragon strength couldn't withstand the attack! I...I...." Then tears came to his eyes and this played in the background http://youtu.be/A9MR3r_DWrA "I hid like a coward!" "Gem..." "I could have fought with you but...I was so scared of dying..." He then fell to the ground. "Don't cry Gem. Don't worry, Twilight's got your back." "Thanks, I missed your & Aunt Sweetie Belle's hugs so much." "So, all we have to do is make sure Chrysalis doesn't get with Spike?" "Yeah, I was sent to this version of the world to stop the birth of Exo." "That wont be to hard, I guess we could have Chrysalis find a different guy to marry." "Yes, anything, I don't care what!" "Good, now let's go back in, our friends are probably wondering why we're taking so long." Gem then wiped his tears and they both went back to Sugarcube Corner. Meanwhile in the future... "GYAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" "Tell us you son of a bitch!" "NEVER! I'll never divulge the information of Gem's location!" "Tell me! I need to kill both Daddy's babies & Mommy's babies with others and kill Cadence & Shining Armor's babies to fully destroy every last speck of love! If I cannot have a boyfriend or husband, then nopony should! Now tell me you stubborn jackasshole" "I refuse!" "Give this idiot 300 watts!" "Yes mistress!" "GYAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" "Mistress! Mistress!" "What is it?" "When we apprehended Shogun Deezutra, there was a bunch of temporal distortion!" "Wait, you made him time travel?! Oh, I see your game, you're making him go through time & space back to my past & prevent my parents from conceiving! Give him double the wattage!" "Yes mistress!" "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?! Sheesh!" "Very resilient isn't he? Are you trying to catch-up to & one day beat someone?" "Hmph, you don't even know bitch queen." "Triple the wattage, and someone prepare a time spell to go 16 years to the past!" "Yes mistress!" "You better be dead when I get back, or I'll kill you myself!" Then she was off to the Starswirl the Bearded wing. Author's Note Gem, I'm pretty sure is the very 1st Sparity OC offspring ever. Who was his 1st drawer? I'm thinking Cat4lyst, but I'm not very sure. Ch.3: Anyone Worthy Enough?"Hey everypony, we're back!" "Finally, what was it you 2 were talking about? It must have very important." Applejack implied. "Oh, nothing of circumstance you know, I think I just thought of a way for the citizens of Ponyville to not be so afraid of Chrysalis!" "And what would that be?" asked Chrysalis herself with a not caring look while drinking a smoothie. "Why don't we get Chrysalis a boyfriend? Then comically Chrysalis spat out her smoothie in Spike's face. "Oh, sorry Spike." "It's fine Chrysalis." "Are you sure about this Twilight? It sounds real crazy." said Pinkie "(Coming straight from the horse's mouth!) What's so crazy about it? All we have to do is find a somepony who's man enough to not be intimidated by Chrysalis." "Aren't we just going to give her a food source?" "I already said, I will not eat love anymore." "See? Now let's do this!" "Um, Twilight...a-are..." "Just trust me grandson, I know what I am doing." She said with an assuring wink. "Okay, you were always the smartest." So we now get an interview montage. "Okay, Number 1, you're-up!" "Hello, I'm Caramel, and I'd..." "Caramel, what in the hell are you doing?" "Oh...hi Sassaflash this isn't what it looks like!" "Hmph! Now I remember why I dumped you the 1st time, you're still chasing that dream of having a harem! Well, guess it's over a 2nd time!" "Sassy wait! Please,you'll always be my number one!" "Ooookay, next! Number 2, you're up!" "Eeyup!" "Nnope!" said Chrysalis. Then Big Mac started getting face, but that's when Ms.Cheerilee appeared & took Big Mac to her home...Hmm hmm hmm. "This is gonna take a while..." Said Fluttershy. "Uh-huh." They all agreed. "Number 74 you're up." said Gem, he took over after Twilight gave-up during number 25: Shining Armor, yeah even though he was married to Cadence, bigamy is legal in Equestria technically. "Hello, I'm Iron Will, and I want myself a piece of that royal ass!" "Get lost perv!" They all told him. "Oh, now you didn't just call me, Iron Will, a perv, I'm a damn Minotuar, and if you want to mess with the bull, you get the ho..aaaaaah!" He was burned by Spike's fire breath. "Get lost will yah?": "Grr...I bet you guys aren't so smug without that dragon around..." He mumbled as he walked off. "Guh! We've found no-one!" Rainbow Dash complained. "I'm starting to feel there's no-one out there for a changeling." added Fluttershy. "Oh come-on guys, we can't give-up now. Chrysalis, isn't there any guy...or girl out there-we're not judging you or anything-who you like?" Rainbow Dash said to her in desperation. "There doesn't seem to be anypony I like, not even that Fluffy pink one gave me any interest." "Chrysalis, what is it that's holding an elegant creature like yourself back?" She blushed from Spike's compliment. "I...just don't see any interest...except maybe one." "Oh? who is it?" "I can't tell you that." "Please sugarcube, if finding you a boyfriend is important to Twilight, it's important to all of us too!" "Okay, I'll give you a hint, he's got green eyes...that's it, I'll tell you the rest some other time." "Please quit being so difficult & tell us already." Said Pinkie. "Sorry, but I'll be going now." "Let's end the interviews now." Rarity agreed. "Hopefully we can find Chrysalis a man, or lady tomorrow." "It's getting pretty late, sounds like a good time to go home & get some shut-eye *yawn!* " Said Rainbow Dash. So everyone packed their stuff, and went their separate ways. "Wait, where am I going to..." "Oh Gem darling, I noticed you don't have anywhere to sleep. Would you like to stay at my home till you finish your mission?" "Y-yes Mo...Miss Rarity." "You can sleep in Sweetie Belle's room." Meanwhile... Chrysalis was now living at Twilight's Castle. Spike was eating dinner alone with Chrysalis... "So you really think I'm elegant?" "Yes, why?" "When you said that, I don't know, my heart just began feeling well..." "...yeah, I could tell, what you think I didn't know what you meant by green eyes? I'm Twilight fucking Sparkle's son!" "So...do you return my feelings?" "Does this answer your question?" "Oh Spiiike, have you seen my..." Twilight was shocked see what has happened. "Oh-no!" Ch.4: A Future in Danger.Twilight left the Castle to find Gem, until she finally found him at the Boutique. "Hello Twilight, what brings you at this ho..." "Where's Gem?" "He's sleeping, my son sure sleeps like an angel doesn't he?" "...H-how'd you..." "You really think I wouldn't notice my own fabulous face genes?" "Wow..." "So what's the problem?" "Spike & Chrysalis have fallen in love! Now in the future, Princess Exoskeleton their daughter will come to his version of the future & destroy everything!" "That is certainly unfortunate...what are we going to do now?" "I...don't know!" "We'll figure something out tomorrow...now go get some sleep." "Okay Rarity..." Meanwhile... *Zap!* *Bzz* *Flash!* "Okay minions get ready for an attack, so wait for my orders!" "Yes master!" The next day came...it was 6:30 PM and Chrysalis & Spike are going to reveal their love for each other. "Friends...we're dating!" Then the mane 6 & Gem were clapping awkwardly because they's have to break these 2 up somehow but that's when... "GEEEEEEEEEEEEM COME OUT!!!" "(Oh shit she followed me!)" "What's that?" Spike asked. "I sounds like a changeling princess. Only a changeling princess has a shriek that shrill." Chrysalis explained. "(Of course!)" The rest thought. They all then exited the building and where shocked to see a large army of Changelings. "Hello Gem...now if you just come here, I'll kill you swiftly and painfully!" "Hell no!" "What's going on here?" Spike asked. "I demand an answer now!" "Hi mommy & daddy, I'm your evil daughter from the future. I'm just her to extinguish the last symbol of love left! Gem!" "..." They then looked at each other. "Spike, I swear I had no idea!" "Now's not the time for stupid comments, now's the time to protect Gem!" Twilight told them. "...No!" "What?" "I said no, it's time for me to stop running, I wanted to stop Princess Exo's birth, but now that's too late seeing that Chrysalis & dad are in love!" "D-dad?" "Yeah, you're my dad & Rarity is my mom from an alternate version of the future!" "We were trying to keep this secret, but guess the cat's outta the bag now!" "Wow, that's quite a twist!" "Shut-up the lot of you, so Gem, do you intend to just surrender and die, or do all of your friends have to die as well?" "NO! Shogun Deezutra believed in me! Plus, I refuse to let you win! You killed my beloved Glitter Sparkle! Princess Exoskeleton, you will not be allowed to live!" Then music began playing out of nowhere! "What is that music?" "Hello, I'm Trahzo, the author of this story, and for the final showdown...is a rap battle!" "What?" They all said in confusion. Then a wall of psychic energy cut Trahzo, Gem & Exo off from everyone. "Ooooh, Epic Showdown Rap Battles! Gem, the son of Spike & Rarity vs. Exo, the daughter of Spike Chrysalis, begin!" Exo: "What, you really think you stand a chance against me? Why don't you go get stung by bees? Gem, how can you win this battle even though you can't even fight? Too me, you're nothing but shite! Don't be sad, after this little kerfuffle, I'll bury you with that lesbian spawn you love so much Glitter Sparkle!" Gem: "You don't even look like a threat! You're more of a Gothic wreck! I ain't scared of you anymore, so you should be shivering! Also, you're pretty ugly for a changeling! I'm not trying to be racist but no wonder dragons never breed with your kind. Because after sex, there will be nothing of you left behind!" Exo: "You impudent foolish kirin, I'll have the future that's clean. No more love if I cannot have any. The fans love you as much as Flash Sentry." Then energy started building-up "It's so sad you couldn't keep up. To be honest, you fought as hard a newborn pup!" Then a burst of energy blew up in Gem's face! Gem was struggling to stand-up, the cries for her friends to not lose wasn't helping, but that's when a claw was offered to help him up! "Hey, don't give-up so easily, are you sure you're one of Spike's children?" "Huh? wh-who are you?" "Name's Emerald Flame, the son Twilight & Spike, I come from another version Exo's reality." "What? I thought I killed you!" "You thought the same thing for the others!" Then Spike's fan children drawn by TaliZimInvader all began exiting from a temporal portal! Fluttershy's daughters: Animal Call & Soft Talon, Applejack's daughter: Honey Crisp, Rarity's daughter: Garnet Bleu, Pinkie's Daughter: Shindig, Rainbow Dash's daughter: Spectral Blaze, Applebloom's daughter: Apple Leaf, Scootaloo's daughter: Agile, Sweetie Belle's Daughter: Allegro, Zecora's son: Legion, Trixie's Daughter: ...well she was never given a name, so let's go with Jynx, Gilda's son: Feather Scales, Princess Celestia's daughter: Ascension, Luna's daughter: Pandora, and finally...wait, Cadence's daughter: Crystal Heart? Oi vey, I guess Shining Armor & Cadence got a divorce. "Holy shit, that's a-lot of possibilities!" "Ooh, ooh! My Daughter is the cutest! Now I wanna have a baby with Spike!" "Back off Pinkie Pie! He's mine!" hissed Chrysalis. "Well, I for one actually think moi would make a great wife, look, our children though not from the same world are much more good looking than all of the rest!" commented Rarity. "Would you all stop fighting...over...Spike..." Then Twilight got an idea in her head. "You guys really came to save me?" "Yeah, Deezutra sent us!" "Now here, take some of our energy!" Then a super mini compacted spirit bomb was put on top of Gem's horn. Then Gem absorbed the energy & regained full health. "Now let's end this rap battle!" "Damn! You got back-up!" "Shut it Exo it's not even your turn, I'm part dragon which means you're gonna feel the burn! Like my dad, I'm loved by everypony! No one will remember you after this yah phony!" Then an even stronger build-up energy began charging. "Meeting everyone of my alternate world siblings besides you has been an honor! but you? It feels like going to school in the summer!" Then an explosion happened sending all of Exo's minions back to the future! "Nooooooooooo!" *Flash!* Then my wall of psychic energy went down & the music topped. Then everyone started telling Gem how brave, awesome, and whatever else he was. "We did it! But she'll be back." Then Gem started sulking. "Hey don't feel bad, we'll find a way." said simultaneously by Twilight & Emerald Flame. "Hmph, I bet you already have the answer do you?" "You really are my son." "What are you 2 talking about?" "Just wait and see kid, it'll be a surprise ending." I told Gem. "So Pinkie, now that all of the craziness is over, Pinkie, what time is it?" "Adventure Time?" "No you dolt, party time!" "Ooooh, silly filly me!" So they all had a big party to celebrate then after it ended they all said their goodbyes & the temporal portal re-opened with Shogun Deezutra waiting to pick-up all the fan offspring & return them to their realities. Then Deezutra & I exchanged glares! "We will finish our showdown another time!" "You bet your ass, I'll see you in the 4th Pimp Spike's Swag which is where you'll eventually die!" Then all the fan offspring left through the portal with Deezutra. Weeks later... "Glad you're here Spike." "Hey Twilight, what's everyone doing here?" "Well I just got a brilliant idea." "What would that be?" "That we merged all of those future realities together!" "What? But why?" "Don't worry honey, it's more of just insurance that if Exo goes crazy again, we can rest assured her half siblings can stop her again!" Chrysalis explained. "...If you say so." "He agreed girls, now come-on, get him!" Then they all pounced on Spike, going into a complete & utterly destructive orgy. The End.
Ch.1: A new Face in Ponyville...From the Future!Ponyville seemed very still today. To think Queen Chrysalis would return, but not to destroy the town, but to move in for she has now stepped down as the queen of the Changelings. "So yes, now that I've stepped down, nopony has anymore reason to fear me." "Yeah but we still don't trust you!" Twilight replied. "That's why Princess Celestia made us 7 in charge of you just in case!" Princess Twilight Sparkle explained. And just then... *buzz!* *buzz!* *buzz!* *FLASH!* A white unicorn kirin with a purple mane, and underbelly, blue earfins, eyes and claws, and a red gem cutiemark was in Sugarcube Corner with The Mane 7 & Chrysalis! "Whoa! Who are you?" Rainbow Dash blurted out in astonishment. "I, am Gem! I come from 16 years in the future with a mission that Shogun Deezutra tasked me with, but I will not reveal what that mission is to you!" He explained. "I've never seen a pony like you before." Said Fluttershy. "Oh well that's because I'm a pony-dragon hybrid known as a kirin." "Wait, did you just say..." "Yeah. my father was a dragon & my mother was a pony." "Fascinating! Gem, you must let me study you!" Twilight said with a strong urge in the name of science! "Oh I dunno!" "Please!" "Sorry gra...Twilight, but I need to fulfill my mission! (Whoa, I almost blew my cover!) the life of your hometown & my one day hometown Ponyville depends on it!" "Well, I know one thing for sure, I don't need to throw you a party since you'll live here one day!" commented Pinkie. "Heh, I guess you're right Pinkie. Nice to meet you son! Said a 23 year-old Spike. "It's nice to make your acquaintance Spike the dragon.(Oooooh, you have no idea how right you were to call me son!)" "Hey, you jerks totally ignored me & went right to talking with the guy from the future!" Chrysalis snapped. "Oh, Sorry Chrissy darling, we were just distracted, but it's nice you stopped being evil though." "Darn tootin, at least we don't need to kick your flank twice!" Chrysalis was then rolling her eyes. "(Hmm...this kirin looks like...)" "Say Gem, what does your cutiemark represent?" Asked Fluttershy. "Well if you wanna know, it represents my gem cutting skills, I can cut a one perfect Gem!" "Nice." Said Rainbow Dash. "You all don't need to introduce yourselves, I already know who all of you are." "Okay." They all agreed. "Including the witch behind you." Then they all laughed. "Oh fuck you guys." "Don't let it get yah down Chrysalis, I bet he was just joking." "Right...joking, hey Twilight, can I speak with you outside?" "Sure Gem." So when they were outside... "It's nice to see you before Princess Exo killed you Twilight!"
Ch.2: Here's the Mission."Wait...killed me? What are you talking about?" "In the future, I'm the son of Rarity & Spike!" "...I owe Pinkie a-lot of bits!" "No time for stupid comments, besides in future you told me in a bedtime story that she was just lying. Anyway, I need to prevent Spike from falling in love with Queen Chrysalis!" "Why?" "In my future, an alternate reality attacks & takes over! Their leader, Princess Exo..." "The daughter of..." "Yes, Spike & Chrysalis." "But, Chrysalis reformed!" "Yeah she is, but in a reality where Spike & Chrysalis have a foal, that foal known as Princess Exoskeleton gained a greed for power, not just for her own world, but for every world! I was told in a report from Shogun Deezutra, that during one of his clashes with her, that she went mad because all she wants is love!" "Well of..." Twilight was then cutoff. "...But she wants somepony to have genuine romantic feelings, without killing that lover. Unfortunately she kills all who date her because of her ability to drain love caused her to eventually go mad! Soon males just ignored her, and once she became the new leader, she wanted to erase the feeling of love forever! What better way than taking over the world & banning love? She just didn't want to stop at her world, she wants to erase it's very existence in any & every world possible! One day, she came to my world! You 7 tried your best but unfortunately died!" "What, b-but how could..." "The forces were over whelming, it was way too much for you 7! Even Spike's dragon strength couldn't withstand the attack! I...I...." Then tears came to his eyes and this played in the background http://youtu.be/A9MR3r_DWrA "I hid like a coward!" "Gem..." "I could have fought with you but...I was so scared of dying..." He then fell to the ground. "Don't cry Gem. Don't worry, Twilight's got your back." "Thanks, I missed your & Aunt Sweetie Belle's hugs so much." "So, all we have to do is make sure Chrysalis doesn't get with Spike?" "Yeah, I was sent to this version of the world to stop the birth of Exo." "That wont be to hard, I guess we could have Chrysalis find a different guy to marry." "Yes, anything, I don't care what!" "Good, now let's go back in, our friends are probably wondering why we're taking so long." Gem then wiped his tears and they both went back to Sugarcube Corner. Meanwhile in the future... "GYAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" "Tell us you son of a bitch!" "NEVER! I'll never divulge the information of Gem's location!" "Tell me! I need to kill both Daddy's babies & Mommy's babies with others and kill Cadence & Shining Armor's babies to fully destroy every last speck of love! If I cannot have a boyfriend or husband, then nopony should! Now tell me you stubborn jackasshole" "I refuse!" "Give this idiot 300 watts!" "Yes mistress!" "GYAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" "Mistress! Mistress!" "What is it?" "When we apprehended Shogun Deezutra, there was a bunch of temporal distortion!" "Wait, you made him time travel?! Oh, I see your game, you're making him go through time & space back to my past & prevent my parents from conceiving! Give him double the wattage!" "Yes mistress!" "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?! Sheesh!" "Very resilient isn't he? Are you trying to catch-up to & one day beat someone?" "Hmph, you don't even know bitch queen." "Triple the wattage, and someone prepare a time spell to go 16 years to the past!" "Yes mistress!" "You better be dead when I get back, or I'll kill you myself!" Then she was off to the Starswirl the Bearded wing. Author's Note Gem, I'm pretty sure is the very 1st Sparity OC offspring ever. Who was his 1st drawer? I'm thinking Cat4lyst, but I'm not very sure.
Ch.3: Anyone Worthy Enough?"Hey everypony, we're back!" "Finally, what was it you 2 were talking about? It must have very important." Applejack implied. "Oh, nothing of circumstance you know, I think I just thought of a way for the citizens of Ponyville to not be so afraid of Chrysalis!" "And what would that be?" asked Chrysalis herself with a not caring look while drinking a smoothie. "Why don't we get Chrysalis a boyfriend? Then comically Chrysalis spat out her smoothie in Spike's face. "Oh, sorry Spike." "It's fine Chrysalis." "Are you sure about this Twilight? It sounds real crazy." said Pinkie "(Coming straight from the horse's mouth!) What's so crazy about it? All we have to do is find a somepony who's man enough to not be intimidated by Chrysalis." "Aren't we just going to give her a food source?" "I already said, I will not eat love anymore." "See? Now let's do this!" "Um, Twilight...a-are..." "Just trust me grandson, I know what I am doing." She said with an assuring wink. "Okay, you were always the smartest." So we now get an interview montage. "Okay, Number 1, you're-up!" "Hello, I'm Caramel, and I'd..." "Caramel, what in the hell are you doing?" "Oh...hi Sassaflash this isn't what it looks like!" "Hmph! Now I remember why I dumped you the 1st time, you're still chasing that dream of having a harem! Well, guess it's over a 2nd time!" "Sassy wait! Please,you'll always be my number one!" "Ooookay, next! Number 2, you're up!" "Eeyup!" "Nnope!" said Chrysalis. Then Big Mac started getting face, but that's when Ms.Cheerilee appeared & took Big Mac to her home...Hmm hmm hmm. "This is gonna take a while..." Said Fluttershy. "Uh-huh." They all agreed. "Number 74 you're up." said Gem, he took over after Twilight gave-up during number 25: Shining Armor, yeah even though he was married to Cadence, bigamy is legal in Equestria technically. "Hello, I'm Iron Will, and I want myself a piece of that royal ass!" "Get lost perv!" They all told him. "Oh, now you didn't just call me, Iron Will, a perv, I'm a damn Minotuar, and if you want to mess with the bull, you get the ho..aaaaaah!" He was burned by Spike's fire breath. "Get lost will yah?": "Grr...I bet you guys aren't so smug without that dragon around..." He mumbled as he walked off. "Guh! We've found no-one!" Rainbow Dash complained. "I'm starting to feel there's no-one out there for a changeling." added Fluttershy. "Oh come-on guys, we can't give-up now. Chrysalis, isn't there any guy...or girl out there-we're not judging you or anything-who you like?" Rainbow Dash said to her in desperation. "There doesn't seem to be anypony I like, not even that Fluffy pink one gave me any interest." "Chrysalis, what is it that's holding an elegant creature like yourself back?" She blushed from Spike's compliment. "I...just don't see any interest...except maybe one." "Oh? who is it?" "I can't tell you that." "Please sugarcube, if finding you a boyfriend is important to Twilight, it's important to all of us too!" "Okay, I'll give you a hint, he's got green eyes...that's it, I'll tell you the rest some other time." "Please quit being so difficult & tell us already." Said Pinkie. "Sorry, but I'll be going now." "Let's end the interviews now." Rarity agreed. "Hopefully we can find Chrysalis a man, or lady tomorrow." "It's getting pretty late, sounds like a good time to go home & get some shut-eye *yawn!* " Said Rainbow Dash. So everyone packed their stuff, and went their separate ways. "Wait, where am I going to..." "Oh Gem darling, I noticed you don't have anywhere to sleep. Would you like to stay at my home till you finish your mission?" "Y-yes Mo...Miss Rarity." "You can sleep in Sweetie Belle's room." Meanwhile... Chrysalis was now living at Twilight's Castle. Spike was eating dinner alone with Chrysalis... "So you really think I'm elegant?" "Yes, why?" "When you said that, I don't know, my heart just began feeling well..." "...yeah, I could tell, what you think I didn't know what you meant by green eyes? I'm Twilight fucking Sparkle's son!" "So...do you return my feelings?" "Does this answer your question?" "Oh Spiiike, have you seen my..." Twilight was shocked see what has happened. "Oh-no!"
Ch.4: A Future in Danger.Twilight left the Castle to find Gem, until she finally found him at the Boutique. "Hello Twilight, what brings you at this ho..." "Where's Gem?" "He's sleeping, my son sure sleeps like an angel doesn't he?" "...H-how'd you..." "You really think I wouldn't notice my own fabulous face genes?" "Wow..." "So what's the problem?" "Spike & Chrysalis have fallen in love! Now in the future, Princess Exoskeleton their daughter will come to his version of the future & destroy everything!" "That is certainly unfortunate...what are we going to do now?" "I...don't know!" "We'll figure something out tomorrow...now go get some sleep." "Okay Rarity..." Meanwhile... *Zap!* *Bzz* *Flash!* "Okay minions get ready for an attack, so wait for my orders!" "Yes master!" The next day came...it was 6:30 PM and Chrysalis & Spike are going to reveal their love for each other. "Friends...we're dating!" Then the mane 6 & Gem were clapping awkwardly because they's have to break these 2 up somehow but that's when... "GEEEEEEEEEEEEM COME OUT!!!" "(Oh shit she followed me!)" "What's that?" Spike asked. "I sounds like a changeling princess. Only a changeling princess has a shriek that shrill." Chrysalis explained. "(Of course!)" The rest thought. They all then exited the building and where shocked to see a large army of Changelings. "Hello Gem...now if you just come here, I'll kill you swiftly and painfully!" "Hell no!" "What's going on here?" Spike asked. "I demand an answer now!" "Hi mommy & daddy, I'm your evil daughter from the future. I'm just her to extinguish the last symbol of love left! Gem!" "..." They then looked at each other. "Spike, I swear I had no idea!" "Now's not the time for stupid comments, now's the time to protect Gem!" Twilight told them. "...No!" "What?" "I said no, it's time for me to stop running, I wanted to stop Princess Exo's birth, but now that's too late seeing that Chrysalis & dad are in love!" "D-dad?" "Yeah, you're my dad & Rarity is my mom from an alternate version of the future!" "We were trying to keep this secret, but guess the cat's outta the bag now!" "Wow, that's quite a twist!" "Shut-up the lot of you, so Gem, do you intend to just surrender and die, or do all of your friends have to die as well?" "NO! Shogun Deezutra believed in me! Plus, I refuse to let you win! You killed my beloved Glitter Sparkle! Princess Exoskeleton, you will not be allowed to live!" Then music began playing out of nowhere! "What is that music?" "Hello, I'm Trahzo, the author of this story, and for the final showdown...is a rap battle!" "What?" They all said in confusion. Then a wall of psychic energy cut Trahzo, Gem & Exo off from everyone. "Ooooh, Epic Showdown Rap Battles! Gem, the son of Spike & Rarity vs. Exo, the daughter of Spike Chrysalis, begin!" Exo: "What, you really think you stand a chance against me? Why don't you go get stung by bees? Gem, how can you win this battle even though you can't even fight? Too me, you're nothing but shite! Don't be sad, after this little kerfuffle, I'll bury you with that lesbian spawn you love so much Glitter Sparkle!" Gem: "You don't even look like a threat! You're more of a Gothic wreck! I ain't scared of you anymore, so you should be shivering! Also, you're pretty ugly for a changeling! I'm not trying to be racist but no wonder dragons never breed with your kind. Because after sex, there will be nothing of you left behind!" Exo: "You impudent foolish kirin, I'll have the future that's clean. No more love if I cannot have any. The fans love you as much as Flash Sentry." Then energy started building-up "It's so sad you couldn't keep up. To be honest, you fought as hard a newborn pup!" Then a burst of energy blew up in Gem's face! Gem was struggling to stand-up, the cries for her friends to not lose wasn't helping, but that's when a claw was offered to help him up! "Hey, don't give-up so easily, are you sure you're one of Spike's children?" "Huh? wh-who are you?" "Name's Emerald Flame, the son Twilight & Spike, I come from another version Exo's reality." "What? I thought I killed you!" "You thought the same thing for the others!" Then Spike's fan children drawn by TaliZimInvader all began exiting from a temporal portal! Fluttershy's daughters: Animal Call & Soft Talon, Applejack's daughter: Honey Crisp, Rarity's daughter: Garnet Bleu, Pinkie's Daughter: Shindig, Rainbow Dash's daughter: Spectral Blaze, Applebloom's daughter: Apple Leaf, Scootaloo's daughter: Agile, Sweetie Belle's Daughter: Allegro, Zecora's son: Legion, Trixie's Daughter: ...well she was never given a name, so let's go with Jynx, Gilda's son: Feather Scales, Princess Celestia's daughter: Ascension, Luna's daughter: Pandora, and finally...wait, Cadence's daughter: Crystal Heart? Oi vey, I guess Shining Armor & Cadence got a divorce. "Holy shit, that's a-lot of possibilities!" "Ooh, ooh! My Daughter is the cutest! Now I wanna have a baby with Spike!" "Back off Pinkie Pie! He's mine!" hissed Chrysalis. "Well, I for one actually think moi would make a great wife, look, our children though not from the same world are much more good looking than all of the rest!" commented Rarity. "Would you all stop fighting...over...Spike..." Then Twilight got an idea in her head. "You guys really came to save me?" "Yeah, Deezutra sent us!" "Now here, take some of our energy!" Then a super mini compacted spirit bomb was put on top of Gem's horn. Then Gem absorbed the energy & regained full health. "Now let's end this rap battle!" "Damn! You got back-up!" "Shut it Exo it's not even your turn, I'm part dragon which means you're gonna feel the burn! Like my dad, I'm loved by everypony! No one will remember you after this yah phony!" Then an even stronger build-up energy began charging. "Meeting everyone of my alternate world siblings besides you has been an honor! but you? It feels like going to school in the summer!" Then an explosion happened sending all of Exo's minions back to the future! "Nooooooooooo!" *Flash!* Then my wall of psychic energy went down & the music topped. Then everyone started telling Gem how brave, awesome, and whatever else he was. "We did it! But she'll be back." Then Gem started sulking. "Hey don't feel bad, we'll find a way." said simultaneously by Twilight & Emerald Flame. "Hmph, I bet you already have the answer do you?" "You really are my son." "What are you 2 talking about?" "Just wait and see kid, it'll be a surprise ending." I told Gem. "So Pinkie, now that all of the craziness is over, Pinkie, what time is it?" "Adventure Time?" "No you dolt, party time!" "Ooooh, silly filly me!" So they all had a big party to celebrate then after it ended they all said their goodbyes & the temporal portal re-opened with Shogun Deezutra waiting to pick-up all the fan offspring & return them to their realities. Then Deezutra & I exchanged glares! "We will finish our showdown another time!" "You bet your ass, I'll see you in the 4th Pimp Spike's Swag which is where you'll eventually die!" Then all the fan offspring left through the portal with Deezutra. Weeks later... "Glad you're here Spike." "Hey Twilight, what's everyone doing here?" "Well I just got a brilliant idea." "What would that be?" "That we merged all of those future realities together!" "What? But why?" "Don't worry honey, it's more of just insurance that if Exo goes crazy again, we can rest assured her half siblings can stop her again!" Chrysalis explained. "...If you say so." "He agreed girls, now come-on, get him!" Then they all pounced on Spike, going into a complete & utterly destructive orgy. The End.
