Spike wokw up o bes with bab sed which was awesome because be realky lovez her. It was thebeginnunf of theie new life and it would have been very nice except princess Twilight decided that Friendship should rule the world.
So when Spike did his spwcial dance, Vabs had to say no.
"I'm sorry Spike but we can only be friends!"
""But baby I love you so! Apike said very upset. "And we have been doing this for 887 years you can't say no now"
But bans had no choice. "I am a poby spike you checked amd I have to follow the law of the Twilight princess"
"Nooo!" Spike shouted in horror. A"your still a pony but yiu are ny undead wife! You belong to me and I should be able to have fun with your body" even if Twilight says no! He roared.
Spike then flew out to hunt Twilight. "Twilight! !" He shouted kick8ng the door. "Banbs cant just be my friend she turns me on"
"What are you talking about Spike" Twilighr asked from her throne made of the skeleton s of her friends.
"You made it so ponies could only be friends and now nabs will not be with me in the sexual way"
"Spike grumblwd. But she told me she was following orders from you."
"Spike I live in a crystal tree and sit on the bones of my friends. Ponies do not take me seriously anyway. I think babs is cheating on you with some other dead body."
"No she can't do that to me!" Spike holleted tgriwing himself at Twilight. " kill you! "
