
Harmonics, Inc.-- No Volunteers Rejected
Trixie’s hit rock bottom. Though she was “forgiven” after the Alicorn Amulet incident, it doesn’t change the fact that she’s a criminal in all but legality. For months, she’s been begging for food and scrounging what she can. Penniless and wagonless, when an advertisement for Harmonics, Inc., popped up, she immediately volunteered. After all, it came with the possibility of fame and fortune. More importantly, however, was the opening statement: “No Volunteers Rejected.”
Prince Blueblood’s in trouble. It’s taken years, but finally, he’s blundered, insulted, and failed every single job in Canterlot worthy of his noble heritage. There’s only one option left to him after his disastrous stint at the Research and Development Department. Celestia has “requested” that he take on the position of the highest-ranking member of Equestria’s end of Project Harmonics. Everypony—even Blueblood, for once— knows that it’s simply a way to simultaneously give him a job worthy of his title, and to get him out of sight and out of mind where he can’t hurt anyone as a figurehead. In fact, it might even help—it promises fame and fortune, and more importantly, “No Volunteeers Rejected.”
Of course, it only makes sense that these two misfits are instantly paired and sent off on an exploration mission.
The only thing the advertisement forgot? The quite significant possibility of death.


7 Chapters:
- Advertisement 2014-05-27 22:22:32 UTC1644
- Application 2014-06-04 22:13:06 UTC777
- Awoken 2014-06-11 21:48:24 UTC1289
- Appraised 2014-06-26 01:55:38 UTC1130
- Armed 2014-07-04 18:32:05 UTC2085
- Astray 2014-07-29 02:23:44 UTC1221
- Arguing 2014-10-31 02:46:55 UTC684