The Sexualization of Rainbow Dash

by bbbbrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Dark, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1597

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This story follows Rainbow Dash (and the rest of the mane 6) in an adventure of sexualization. This is a clop fic that contains large amounts of graphic sexual content and gore.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-27 23:34:27 UTC

Men and Hermaphrodites Have Penises

Rainbow is dead. Spike saw everything that was going on and we thought it was so hot that he took two of Big Mac's dildos and glued them to his eyes. Then he masturbated and shot his ball off. Then he masturbated and shot his other ball off. Then ha masturbated a third time but he got mad because nothing came out because he had no balls do he shot his dick off. The bullet launched his dick through the air, bounced off Big Mac's vagina, and landed in Spike's vagina. Spike was so pleased that he ripped his fucking vagina lips off and snorted them. Then he committed suicide it was hot.

Then Big Mac and her flying penis decided to go rape Spike's corpse but they accidentally came and died because everyone

knows that flying penises die when they cum, and they cum so hard that the force can rip off a vagina. The flying penis's cum ripped off Big Mac's vagina and she bled to death. Spike's cock and vagina were still cumming all over the god damn place because when a dragons dies they cum constantly for an eternity. Raritits thought of a way to stop it. She took her flying vibrators and put them in Spike's ass and his penis. Then she sucked spikes dick. Then she licked his vagina and then masturbated to a picture of herself and died and got laid. Her idea failed, and everypony in ponyville drowned in dragon cum.

SHIT

Twilight Sparkwhore and Fuckershy were having gay sex in a cave because they are both hermaphrodites. They knew nothing of the past events but if they did then they would fap to it. Then Fuckershy decided to grow out her penis and tie 26 dildos to it so that she could have even more pleasureful sex with her own penis. So her plan was to cut Twilight's dildo into 104523491234 pieces so she could suck them because horse saliva is really sticky. But she mistook Twilight Sparkwhore's penis for her dildo and she sucked it instead. Fuckershy's saliva was not saliva it was cum. Twilight got mad at Fuckershy because she did not want cum on her penis but Fuckershy got cum on her penis anyway. Then Fuckershy bit off Twilight's penis's vagina and sucked her penis's vagina's penis. It tasted so shitty that Fuckershy grew five penises on her balls.

Twilight was all like "EEWW" and she shot off Fuckershy's extra penises with a flame thrower made of sperm that was connected to 4 of Twilight's 1342 vaginas that sucked penis cum from inside the vagina (Twilight had a penis inside every one of her vaginas). Twilight Sparkwhore used her sperm cum flame thrower to shoot jizz at Fuckershy's penises so hard the it tore them off her balls. Fuckershy thought it felt so good that she came out her normal penis and out the holes where her extra penises were. Twilight Sparkwhore told Fuckershy to fuck off, so she fucked off. And by fucked off I mean she fucked her face off. Twilight Sparkwhore likes big fat tits so she made Fuckershy eat a twinkie and she got really fat. She had tits and Twilight got a boner. FUckershy thinks boners are hot so she got a boner. Then she looked at her own boner and got another boner.

There was blood and cum everywhere because Fuckershy had no face because she fucked it off. Did I mention that a pony's blood is actually red cum? Well it is because it has sperm in it. When Fuckershy ate the twinkie and got really fat, her clitoris got really fat too but her penis stayed the same on purpouse because she wants to help out those people that will find your penis for a dollar.

Chicken Nuggets

Fuckershy and Twilight Sparkwhore came so much that they had nothing left to cum except for their diarrhea which was pouring out of every hole in their bodies already. Fuckershy got diarrhea all over Twilight's ass. Twilight thought it was very arousing so she jizzed all over the place. The two ponies were experiencing so much sexual pleasure that they jizzed so much diarrhea that they drowned in their own jizz and diarrhea. Then Princess Celestia died for no reason and Princess Luna decided to rape her corpse so hard that it exploded with bloody semen and diarrhea. Applejackoff, Luna's sex slave, wanted to stop Luna from raping Celestia but failed and got her vagina raped off. That means that Luna and 39423132 black stallions used their big black cocks to rape Applejackoff's pussy so hard that her lips fell off and not the ones on her face either. Well those lips fell off too because they made her suck the black cocks so hard that they got torn off so she could smoke them but thats another story.

Rainbow's Revenge

Meanwhile, in hell, Rainbow Dash was getting butt fucked by Satan. She knows that it is her destiny to carry out the work of Twilight Sparkwhore. So she raped Satan's vagina and then ripped his anus out, turned it inside out, and shoved it in his penis. Then she took a cattle prod and shoved it in his penis and twisted it around until it exploded in semen and diarrhea. Then she stuck a minigun up Satan's ass and spammed him with bullets until his head turned into an elephant penis and exploded. After killing Satan all she needed to do was fight off an army of black naked zombies and show off her genitals at the best young flyers competition, because the best young flyers competition is not really about the best young flyers, it's about the best young prostitutes. So Rainbow used pulled a minigun out of her flesh light and accidentally held it backwards when she tried to shoot the black naked zombies and ended up shooting her vagina off with the minigun. Now you're probably wondering how she was able to shoot her own vagina off if she already raped her own vagina off in the first chapter. WELL FUCK YoU because everyone knows that when you are in hell it's like FUCK because you don't get raped you know what I mean? I mean you still get raped by Satan but still... And really you don't want to get raped by Satan because you know that his cock is like made of fire and when he shoves it up your tight little ass then its like burning and you will breathe fire and shit fuck. Well anyways Rainbow died twice. She died once on earth and again in hell. Now your probably all liek "WTF BBBBRONY U MOFO BITCH FUCKERS AND FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT PENIS FUCKERS I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS FOR WRITING THIS FUCKING SHIT" Well no you fucking wont you fucking god damn prick!!! Now since this has pretty much nothing to do with Rainbow's Revenge I guess I'll just go commit suicide since I wrote a shitty ass story that is a sequel to an even more shitty ass story. So anyway everyone in ponyville fuckkn died and then had sex while dieing then died

The end.

Fapazoid

One dark and rapey night, Rainbow Dash was dashing through the sky when all of a sudden she was hit in the face by

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 flying rocket powered vibrators. Rainbow was all like "SHIT TITS" and she pulled out her fucking flesh light. Rainbow dash used her flesh light to store things. She had twilight Sparkwhore magicify her flesh light so that the only way to open it is to put the handle end in your vagina and twist it so that you cum all over your own penis fuck. Rainbow Dash liked pain so she duct taped a knife to her flesh light and put it in her vagina. She was in so much pleasure that she forgot she was getting attacked by a fucking fuck load of vibrators and she continued to masturbate with her knife flesh light until she accidentally cut a hole from her vagina to her rectum.

Then along came Raritits. Raritits was the fucking shitty little slut fuck pony that was behind all the flying vibrator rape shit. "FUCK!" said rainbow dash, as Raritits shot her penis off with a penis that was as sharp as a ninja sword. Rainbow Dash fell to the ground and her penis turned into a vagina and magically reattached itself to her body. Rainbow now had two vaginas. One of them was bleeding and cumming and the other was just cumming. Then all the vibrators flew into rainbow's new vagina and it started bleeding too. Raritits was laughing because it was the funniest thing that has ever happened since the Titanic. Rainbow dash knew the only way out was raping herself. So she raped her own vaginas off. But then she remembered that she had her flesh light.

She reached into her flesh light and pulled out a diamond pickaxe that looked like a dildo. Then she used a chainsaw made of penises to cut a giant hole making both of her vaginas into one big bloody vagina. Then she put the pickaxe into her vagina and mined some cumsidion to make a portal to the sex world. She built the portal and put her penis cum in it and went into the sex world where she got raped to death in her fucking penis by Flying Fuck Monsters.