The Strange Happenings of Ponies and Hedgehogs

Ceasing their sobbing and finishing the pyre, Sonic and Tails looked up as they saw something quite bizarre.

A small, glowing hole opened up just a few inches above the flower, before a small, pink object fell on top of the flower. The object in question bounced a few times, and then rolled to a stop at the edge of the tips of Sonic’s sneakers. Cocking his head in curiosity, he raised an eyebrow as he picked up the object in question.

It was a cupcake.

Sonic and Tails exchanged glances, then looked to try to find the hole from whence the mysterious confection had originated. However, the hole had closed up, leaving --apart from the cupcake-- no trace of anything ever having been there or occurred there in the first place.

What the-, thought Sonic, just before a much, much larger hole opened up. Fire flowed through it like water pressurized at twelve thousand pounds per square inch. The fire so hot it was purple in color. After the stream of flames came seven large, Sonic-sized objects being ejected at extremely high velocity from the hole and deep into the earth, embedding themselves about six feet underground.

Sonic and Tails exchanged glances once more. The cupcake fell from Sonic’s hand as they both hurried to investigate the objects, noticing the hole disappearing rapidly as they ran, or in Tails’ case, flew to the crash site.

Screeching to a halt, they stared wide-eyed at what was before them.

What were before them were six female, anthropomorphic --not to mention INCREDIBLY sexy-- hedgehogs! And a guy. They weren't that excited. The first one that they noticed was a lavender-furred girl with violet highlights, and a pink middle highlight. She was wearing a dark lavender turtleneck sweater with a collar the color of her stripes (minus the pink one). From Sonic’s quick once-over, she looked like the sciency-type, into gadgets and… reading. Sonic gave an involuntary shudder. What was truly strange about her, however, was the fact that she had Chaos Energy emanating from her... like sugar wafts from a confectioner's shop.

The second girl was very, very pink. Mind-numbingly, eye-achingly pink. Her frizzy hair defied gravity, and her loose tank top showed very clearly a good amount of cleavage and a yellow bra strap. What confused Sonic were the purple cloth bracer... things... around her wrists. That was truly the only way that he could describe them. Purple cloth bracers. Which was strange. Very strange.

The third girl had a ‘southern belle’, ‘tough chick’, and, 'pretty girl', mixed with, 'I can kick your ass just as easily as I can brush my teeth', look, complete with orange fur, freckles, dimples, cowboy hat, farming gloves, that type of shirt that’s tied off at the front and bares the midriff in a sexy way (yet again, Sonic could not place the name), and blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. Sonic also noticed a pink bra strap along a not-very covered side. He shook his head, attempting the futile task of driving away dirty thoughts. It didn't work. Well, at least I tried.

The fourth girl looked so much like Cream that Sonic had to blink five times in two second intervals to comprehend her. Then he noticed the canary yellow girl’s face, and the adorable light green turtleneck she was wearing. It was very hard not to let out a big-

“D’awwww….”

“Damn it, Tails!”

This mildly stirred the fifth girl, wearing… a rather stylishly sexy business suit, complete with purple tie, light blue eye shadow, fake eyelashes, and a very long, curly hairdo (Damned escaping terms). What is with girls and their fascination with the color purple?! The girl would most definitely get along with Rouge, what with that look and all that.

The sixth girl was definitely more... Sonic-Speed. Motorcycle jacket and fingerless gloves, prismatic spikes, sky blue fur, with a posture just screamed ‘cocky, arrogant asshole’. She might even be able to keep up with me.

The final hedgehog was a male, unlike the rest. This one was... different. It was multicolored... Not like the rainbow girl; his aura was much creepier and... nasty would be the only apt term.

While they stood there ogling, the purple one sat up, groaning and rubbing her head and blearily opening up her eyes. They landed on her hands, looking upon them in at first disbelief, then relief, then worry, and finally mild aggravation. Curiously, she muttered, “Oh Celestia damn it, not again,” before collapsing again.

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the strange, lavender, anthropomorphic female hedgehog had said that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

This chapter was written by this faggot!!! Hope you enjoyed it!