The Strange Happenings of Ponies and Hedgehogs

by The Slending Angel

Rating: teen
Tags: Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex, Discord, Crossover, Anthro, Main 6
Length: 7422

Ponies on Mobius. What can go wrong?

A strange happening sends our favorite heroines to Mobius as super-powered hedgehogs. What could possibly go wrong? The end of existence itself? Psh, like that will happen...

Just so you know, the cover art isn't accurate. They don't have wings or horns. Clothes though. And, more character tags will be added as I see fit. Oh, BTW, of you haven't watched Sonic X, or have not finished it, so many spoilers... Such as Cosmo, Metarex, Seedrians, and other things.

Co-written with:
duckboy416

Edited by:
Scribblestick

Published 2014-05-30 02:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-26 03:43:14 UTC

Please read this.

Guys, updates will be more slow. They won't stop, but they won't come as fast. I will link you to explanations.

My user page.

The first blog post.

And the second blog post.

Are you SURE this will work?

All was perfect in Ponyville. Birds were singing, the sun was shining, and even the Everfree was quiet. Everything was perfect. Except for that portal over there. Just ignore it. Now, all was per-

"AHHHHH!!!!!!"

*sigh* Since I can't lie to you anymore, let's rewind, shall we?

"Now, Twi, I'm as much of a... fan of your experiments as the next gal, but... Alternate Whozamawhatits... Isn't that just a tad bit too much?"

As of current state, Applejack was sitting in the library, watching Twilight make... a thing. And totally not being scared. Applejack? Sca-

*pop*

"BWAH! TWILIGHT, WHAT WAS THAT?!"

Twilight chuckled. Applejack could be so silly sometimes.

Ignoring AJ's outburst, she said "Of course. It will send that," She pointed to a nearby object that looked suspiciously like a cupcake made by a certain pink confectioner. "To the other world, and send something from there to here. The only way this could go wrong is if I was interrupted."

Applejack gulped.

Seeing her friends demeanor, Twilight added, "Don't worry, AJ; I have taken all of the necessary precautions."

Which was true. There were signs posted outside the library, a sound-shield blocking noise from inside going out and keeping outside noise outside. She had all of her friends inside, especially Rainbow Dash, as to make absolutely sure there would be no interruptions. She had even put up several Chaos Magic wards! Nothing could possibly go wrong.

"Now, everypony, I am going to begin the spell. Rarity, if you would." Twilight nodded to Pinkie. Rarity raised an eyebrow elegantly (How could she not? She's bucking Rarity.), and pulled a roll of tape from her saddlebag. Twilight nodded furiously. Rarity shrugged (elegantly, of course), and proceeded to tape the pink maniac's mouth shut. Pinkie was surprised, but when Rarity made a shushing motion with her hooves, she understood. She sometimes let her mouth get ahead of her brain.

As Twilight started the spell, the room got dark. Then, bright purple light flashed, and then poured throughout the room. Everypony was in awe. Then, the totally-not-a-cupcake rose into the air and sparkled brilliantly, flashing with the same purple light filling the room. Then, the unthinkable happened.

"Twilight! IT'S MAIL DAY!" shouted a very cute grey pegasus from the door.

"WHAT?! NO!! COME BACK LATER!!!"

"... Okay..."

"Phew. For a second there I thoug-"

Then, shit hit the fan. The cupcake exploded, but stopped, seemingly being stopped in time. Then, it imploded, creating a very large portal. Then, it stabilized. Everypony looked on in awe. There was a world with fresh green grass, beautiful palm trees, crystal blue water, and a clear sky beyond the portal. Everything was perfect. Then, Twilight gasped.

"The portal took the ambient Harmony Magic from the air to stabilize itself! It created perfect Harmony between worlds! This must get to the princess!" Twilight then crafted a double-mirror spell, which made it possible to communicate long distances. She sent the spell its coordinates, and a *pop* was heard as it started to work.

Celestia was surprised, to say the least. She was partaking in the Royal Eating Of The Cake, which happened every day at precisely noon.

"Tw-Twilight! What a surprise to see you!" Regaining her wits, she magicked the cake away. "Okay, Twilight, what's... the... Mother of Me... Is that what I think it is?! A HARMONY PORTAL?! What... Where... How was it created?"

"Well, I don't precisely know... BUT! I do know that the portal is stable, and that we could go through it with no consequences."

Suddenly, a being popped into view. "Ello, Tia! How ya doin'? I just thought I would say hi to my friends!"

Celestia's eye's widened. If the portal was created from Harmony...

"What's going on?! Wha, AHHH!!!" Many more "Ahhh"s could be heard. Discord was feeling drained, and could not fight what was happening. "Tia? What's..."

Then Chaos would destroy it.

Author's Note

Okay, so I HATE Discord's voice and accent. So, in this story, he has a slight British accent like this guy. He keeps his voice, but the accent changes. And, props if you figured out where the portal led.

Anger, and Agony...

All was peaceful, and all was quiet. The wind was blowing softly, the birds were chirping, and a supersonic blur was racing across the grass. But, this was no ordinary blur. This blur was Sonic the Hedgehog, saver of planets and galaxies, defender of worlds and idol of billions.

And he was tired. Tired of the pain, tired of the deaths, tired of losing the ones he cared about, tired of his alternate personality, Fade, breaking free every time he was angry.

He was tired of running. He had been running his whole life; away from his problems and away from his past. What had happened times long gone? Sally? Antoine? Bunny? Rotor? What had happened to Yacker? To Shadow? Chris? To Gamma? Chuck? To Danny? Ella? Tanaka? Sam Speed? Helen? Mom? Dad? Where had they gone? Why did they have to go? Why did they have to leave?

As he was thinking, he started to slow down. He eventually stopped, and sank to his knees. He then started to cry. Years of pain, misery, and suffering rushed to the surface. He could not stop himself. He sat there, for hours, just crying, and wondering why. Why they were gone. Why they had to go. After a time, he finally got to his feet. He stood, remembering. Suddenly, and without warning, he started to run. Faster than he ever had before. He ran over mountains and hills, through valleys and gorges. He ran over oceans, through caves. Nothing could stop him. He was searching, searching for the perfect place. It was like some other force was controlling his feet. He had to find it. The perfect place to honor their memory.

After hours of searching, he finally found it. A beautiful place, more beautiful than he had ever seen before. He was about to start, but there was a soft touch on his shoulder. He turned, and saw Tails doing his best to hold back tears. After a moment, he just couldn't hold it in. He hugged Sonic, bawling, and Sonic could do nothing but hug back and start to cry again. No one was there, just them, the water, and their grief. After a while, he said in a voice near a whisper, "Please, Sonic. Let me help. They deserve that much." Sonic, however, could not speak. He could only nod affirmation. As they set to work gathering wood for the pyres, and stone for the graves, the sun shone on one flower. One tiny flower. And it grew.

Author's Note

Wow... I never expected or intended for this... I was thinking of Cosmo, and it set the mood. I was originally planning this be the chapter where they meet, but things happened instead. This... brought me to tears. It reminded me of how much I missed Cosmo, and hated 4KIDS for what they have done. I hope to honor her memory, and this story will do just that... She WILL NOT be forgotten.

What the-

Ceasing their sobbing and finishing the pyre, Sonic and Tails looked up as they saw something quite bizarre.

A small, glowing hole opened up just a few inches above the flower, before a small, pink object fell on top of the flower. The object in question bounced a few times, and then rolled to a stop at the edge of the tips of Sonic’s sneakers. Cocking his head in curiosity, he raised an eyebrow as he picked up the object in question.

It was a cupcake.

Sonic and Tails exchanged glances, then looked to try to find the hole from whence the mysterious confection had originated. However, the hole had closed up, leaving --apart from the cupcake-- no trace of anything ever having been there or occurred there in the first place.

What the-, thought Sonic, just before a much, much larger hole opened up. Fire flowed through it like water pressurized at twelve thousand pounds per square inch. The fire so hot it was purple in color. After the stream of flames came seven large, Sonic-sized objects being ejected at extremely high velocity from the hole and deep into the earth, embedding themselves about six feet underground.

Sonic and Tails exchanged glances once more. The cupcake fell from Sonic’s hand as they both hurried to investigate the objects, noticing the hole disappearing rapidly as they ran, or in Tails’ case, flew to the crash site.

Screeching to a halt, they stared wide-eyed at what was before them.

What were before them were six female, anthropomorphic --not to mention INCREDIBLY sexy-- hedgehogs! And a guy. They weren't that excited. The first one that they noticed was a lavender-furred girl with violet highlights, and a pink middle highlight. She was wearing a dark lavender turtleneck sweater with a collar the color of her stripes (minus the pink one). From Sonic’s quick once-over, she looked like the sciency-type, into gadgets and… reading. Sonic gave an involuntary shudder. What was truly strange about her, however, was the fact that she had Chaos Energy emanating from her... like sugar wafts from a confectioner's shop.

The second girl was very, very pink. Mind-numbingly, eye-achingly pink. Her frizzy hair defied gravity, and her loose tank top showed very clearly a good amount of cleavage and a yellow bra strap. What confused Sonic were the purple cloth bracer... things... around her wrists. That was truly the only way that he could describe them. Purple cloth bracers. Which was strange. Very strange.

The third girl had a ‘southern belle’, ‘tough chick’, and, 'pretty girl', mixed with, 'I can kick your ass just as easily as I can brush my teeth', look, complete with orange fur, freckles, dimples, cowboy hat, farming gloves, that type of shirt that’s tied off at the front and bares the midriff in a sexy way (yet again, Sonic could not place the name), and blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. Sonic also noticed a pink bra strap along a not-very covered side. He shook his head, attempting the futile task of driving away dirty thoughts. It didn't work. Well, at least I tried.

The fourth girl looked so much like Cream that Sonic had to blink five times in two second intervals to comprehend her. Then he noticed the canary yellow girl’s face, and the adorable light green turtleneck she was wearing. It was very hard not to let out a big-

“D’awwww….”

“Damn it, Tails!”

This mildly stirred the fifth girl, wearing… a rather stylishly sexy business suit, complete with purple tie, light blue eye shadow, fake eyelashes, and a very long, curly hairdo (Damned escaping terms). What is with girls and their fascination with the color purple?! The girl would most definitely get along with Rouge, what with that look and all that.

The sixth girl was definitely more... Sonic-Speed. Motorcycle jacket and fingerless gloves, prismatic spikes, sky blue fur, with a posture just screamed ‘cocky, arrogant asshole’. She might even be able to keep up with me.

The final hedgehog was a male, unlike the rest. This one was... different. It was multicolored... Not like the rainbow girl; his aura was much creepier and... nasty would be the only apt term.

While they stood there ogling, the purple one sat up, groaning and rubbing her head and blearily opening up her eyes. They landed on her hands, looking upon them in at first disbelief, then relief, then worry, and finally mild aggravation. Curiously, she muttered, “Oh Celestia damn it, not again,” before collapsing again.

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the strange, lavender, anthropomorphic female hedgehog had said that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

This chapter was written by this faggot!!! Hope you enjoyed it!

When Worlds Collide, The Ones are Chosen.

Twilight was in a wasteland^. There was no other way to say it. The buildings were crumbled, the streets were falling apart, and the residual technology was astounding, even if it was shredded to pieces. There was no life. No vegetation, no animals, and most scary of all, there was no SOUND. Not a thing. No whispering of the wind; no sounds of civilization; no nothing. It was the most horrifying thing she had ever seen. Suddenly, she heard a voice. The only thing she could compare it to was honey turned to sound.

"Please, listen to me. You and your friends are our only hope." Wonder what she means by that. she pondered.

"Please. You are all in grave danger. The only way for your world and this one to survive is help the Mobians." Mobians? Just what was this strange place, and who is the owner of that beautiful voice?

"I am Earthia. I am The last of The Seedrian Council of Elders. The universe is in great peril. With the Dark One awakening, the destruction she could cause in infinite. You will need the help of many others, and you will make many enemies. The only way to stop them is to follow this prophecy:

"Worlds will end, and skies will fall. The thing we all fear; The End is near. You must gather the Six and the Seven. You must combine the Gems of Heaven, and the Jewels of Hell. Harmony and Chaos collide, and Love shall conquer all." With this, a very mysterious figure appeared through the smoke. "Twilight Sparkle, are you up to this task?"

Well, I can't say no in good conscious...

"I... Yes. I am ready."

"Good. You shall possess the Power of the Purest Chaos, and the ability to wield Said Chaos. Good luck, Child of Magic..."

And with that, her dream faded away as a tingling sensation overtook her...

Now for Loyalty!

Rainbow was scared. She had woken up in a strange ship^. Which was floating in space. Which did not help her psyche. Which led to panic. Which led to Rain-Ball^. Which eventually led to her regaining her wits. After that terrifying ordeal, Rainbow started to walk. As she walked, she looked at how carefully and intricately the ship was designed. There was a bridge, a mess hall, several bedrooms, and many more interesting things. She stopped dead when she heard a Voice.

"Child, you must listen to me. You are all in grave danger."

Rainbow was about to retort, but bit it back as the last part registered in her mind.

"What are you talking about? I'd be dead already if this ship was broke. I mean, I'm in space for crying out loud!"

The Voice chuckled. "Child, this is the Memory-Scape^. You cannot be harmed."

Now, Rainbow was confused more than scared or apprehensive. "Memory... Scape?" The word felt foreign on her tongue.

"Yes, child. The Events of the Past, the Happenings of the Future, and the Times of the Present. It will let you travel to points of time, and observe them. Such as we are now."

"Wait... You mean I'm NOT actually in space?"

"Correct, child. This ship, in its current state, is a figment of the past. This ship still exists, but not in such disrepair."

"You mean... It's broken?"

"Yes, child. This ship, in the point in time it is in, has just exited a great battle. The First Great Universal War^. Beings of all origins took sides, whether intentional or not. All things contributed, and both sides lost many. This was the first of the Great Universal Wars, and it will not be the Last. Many more will come, and some contain you and your friends."

"Wait... We're going to war?!"

"Sadly, child, yes. But, even if you were brought here by inferior will, the least I can do is give you a gift."

As Rainbow stood there, she did not notice she was standing on two legs and had a completely different body structure. She was too focused on the Voice to notice.

"I, Earthia, The Last of The Seedrian Council of Elders, give you the gift of Speed, so you may help your friends with various tasks, positions, and, in war, faster defeat of the other side. May we meet again."

"Wait! Before I go... Just... Will we make it out okay?"

The Voice paused, then said, "'Worlds will end, and skies will fall. The thing we all fear; The End is near. You must gather the Six and the Seven. You must combine the Gems of Heaven, and the Jewels of Hell. Harmony and Chaos collide, and Love shall conquer all.' This is the only thing I can guarantee. Good luck, Child of Loyalty. You will need it."

And with that, the ship faded to nothing...

Kindness...

RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN was the only thought going through Fluttershy's mind. She was in a strange place^, with strange flora and fauna, with a strange landscape. So, she did the thing that came the most naturally.
RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN

"Child, Stop."

And she stopped. The Voice was so gentle, and so kind, Fluttershy had no doubt in her mind that the owner of the Voice was benevolent.

"Child, what are you running from?"

"Th-the s-scary things in the sh-shadows." she mumbled.

"What scary things, Child?"

"The monsters and the meanies and the scary things that live in them!"

"Child, real monsters don't stay in the shadows. REAL monsters live in the broad daylight."

"Then... Should I be scared of them during the day?"

"No, child. Not scared, just wary."

"O-oh. Okay."

"Child, what do you fear most?"

Now THAT was a tough question. What DID she fear most? Zombies? Skeletons? Dragons? No, it was-

"Losing my friends. That is my greatest fear."

"Child, what would you do to keep them safe?"

"Anything. Without hesitation."

"Good, Child. You have passed. I, Earthia, The Last of The Seedrian Council of Elders, bestow upon you the gift of Manipulation, to move the objects around you. Good luck, Child of Kindness..."

And with that, the world went dark, but not before a tingling feeling ran through her body, and she faintly heard, 'Worlds will end, and skies will fall. The thing we all fear; The End is near. You must gather the Six and the Seven. You must combine the Gems of Heaven, and the Jewels of Hell. Harmony and Chaos collide, and Love shall conquer all'...

Honesty...

It was the most beautiful place^ Applejack had ever seen. The sun was bright and sunny, the wind was pleasantly blowing, and the animals were well behaved, though they didn't seem to notice her in the first place. It was a bit weird, but she was too preoccupied to notice.

"Child, stop. We must talk."

Applejack whirled around, not expecting a Voice to appear out of nowhere.

"Who're you, an' whaddya want?"

"I come bearing news; please listen."

"News? What kinda' news?"

"News of War, child. The Lines of War are being drawn throughout Time and Space, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it."

"Wait... WAR?! AS IN FIGHTIN', KILLIN', AND DYIN'?! THAT KINDA' WAR?!"

"Child, calm yourself. If we can help it, the only lives lost will be of the enemy."

"Wut about mah friends? Will they be alright?"

"Yes, child. With your help, your friends, old and new, this world and yours, will be perfectly fine."

"Well, Ah'll help in any way Ah can! Jus' tell me what ta' do."

"Worlds will end, and skies will fall. The thing we all fear; The End is near. You must gather the Six and the Seven. You must combine the Gems of Heaven, and the Jewels of Hell. Harmony and Chaos collide, and Love shall conquer all. I, Earthia, The Last of The Seedrian Council of Elders, bestow upon you the gift of Strength. Your strength will surpass most others, and you shall be able to protect others, and stop the evil that is your enemy. Good luck, Child of Honesty..."

Applejack vaguely felt a tingling sensation before the world faded before her eyes...

Generosity...

"The decor on that mansion^ is wonderful! Oh, I wish some of it were mine!"

Rarity was walking along a path, trotting through gardens, around swimming pools, and then to the front door. She then knocked, which did not elicit a response from inside.

She knocked again, this time more forcefully. Still no response. She pushed on the door, and it cracked open.

"HELLO?" she called. When she did not get an answer, she said to herself, "Well, 'When in Roam', I suppose!"

As she walked through the door, she was greeted by wonderful decor, paint, pottery, and many other of the finer things in life. As she was trotting up some stairs, she heard a Voice. Now, the Voice wasn't condescending, nor was it stern. It was smooth, and very soothing.

"Child, you must listen to me. Only you, your friends, and the ones you make can stop the destruction of worlds, being both yours and this one."

Rarity, being the light-hearted mare she is, chuckled good-naturedly and said, "Well, I can't rightly run my shop when it's destroyed, now can I? Now, how may I help?"

The Voice chuckled. "You truly are the Child of Generosity. 'Worlds will end, and skies will fall. The thing we all fear; The End is near. You must gather the Six and the Seven. You must combine the Gems of Heaven, and the Jewels of Hell. Harmony and Chaos collide, and Love shall conquer all'. This is the Prophecy you shall follow. I, Earthia, The Last of The Seedrian Council of Elders, bestow upon you the gift of Manipulation. You can move objects near and far, as to help your allies and hurt your enemies. Good luck, Child of Generosity..."

With that, her vision went dark. But, before she could fade into unconsciousness, she felt a tingling sensation throughout her entire body...

And Finally, Laughter!

"HEY! Mister Author, I can read, you know! I know I get turned, and have to save somethings, so can we cut the crud and get to the next chapter?"

Bwuh... Okay, what she said.

Author's Note

^The wasteland is Cosmo and Earthia's home planet.

^The ship is Tails' ship, the "Blue Typhoon."

^Remember the Best Young Fliers' Competition? I gave that position a name.

^This one is a bit weird. It combines memories of past and future places. Some things can be seen there, such as people, past/future events, and flashbacks/flashforwards to what it did/will look like. Similar to the Dream-Scape, but very, VERY different.

^The final battle between the Metarex, Team Chaotix, our heroes, Cosmo, Shadow, and Rouge. Wasn't too sure what to call it, so I pulled a name out of my ass.

^Station Square; the main setting for the first and second seasons of Sonic X.

^Angel Island, home of the Master Emerald, and a certain red echidna. Also, the reason the animals aren't going Ape-Shit is because she is in the Memory-Scape, just like the rest of them.

^The Thornedike Mansion.

Fifty Shades of What The Fuck

Sonic was confused. No, it was worse than that. The sheer level of what the fuck had physically manifested itself into a facial expression.

There was so much derp, it transcended the Spice-Tame-Fucktardness and hit something, creating the first derp in the history of derpness.

After a bit of derp-relieving excercises, Sonic was finally cohesive enough to be cross-eyed, and nothing more. After a time, that passed too. He thought back to about an hour ago.

SUPER COOL FLASHBACK NOISE!!!

"Just who are you?" The one he asked, the blue one, opened her eyes.

End Super Cool Flashback... *sad face*

"Maybe that would work on a different one?" he thought aloud. As he sat there, he tried to decide which one to pick. After a minute of though, choice was obvious. Pink is out, because I don't want to have a seizure from her hyperactivity. Purple is out because she looks like can use Chaos Control, and I don't wanna die today. Blue is DEFINITELY out because I don't want my problem to be noticeable. White would... No. Just... No. Yellow looks too delicate, so I best leave her alone. Guess that leaves you, Orange.

So, with his decision deciding decided, he walked up to Orange and asked, "Hey, you awake?"

"..."

"Apparently not."

With a start, Orange woke up. When she saw Sonic, she yelled, "MONSTER!", and punched him in the face. Sonic couldn't even retort before the world went black.

Author's Note

Guys, this was tough. I was fucking around at the top, but I did address how Ditzy Doo/Bright Eyes became Derpy Hooves, so go buck yourselves. You now have a new perspective.

Questions will be Answered, and new ones will Arise...

What you have all been waiting for, YAY!!!

Why the bloody-tee-totaling-hell is Sonic such a pervert?!

...What else would he be? A nice guy that is totally modest and works in a bookstore? NO THANKS.

How can you just PUNCH Sonic like that!? That's so mean! :fluttercry: He just wants some hugs.

What would you have done if you had never seen Sonic before, Flashie? Hmm?

is eggman still around?

Possibly. I know he will make an appearance LATER, but I'm not sure when.

are the flickies going to be mentioned at all?

Remember Amy's Flickie? The one that Gamma saved? Hopefully it will be in here somplace.

Is there a difference between fluttershy's "move things" powers and rarity's?

Despite the obvious that Rarity knows how to use it and can multi-task with it on a regular basis, no.

would RD be sonic fast? or applejack as strong as knuckles?

Both of these are a definite.

will twilights control over chaos reveal any new techniques, or just the three (control, blast, and spear)?

I know full well the parameters of "normal" Chaos, so that was an insult. But to answer your question, Yes...

What exactly is pinkie pie's power? does she not get one because she interrupted? or maybe she doesn't need one, and her randomness is enough?

Hory Shet, I forgot Pinkie... Well, I was planning on her being either Strength, or Speed, for obvious reasons. I will decide in two chapters.

will sonic's derp have any lasting side effects?

Besides the fact he made Ditzy Best Pony? No, it won't.

Also, to answer a few others...

It has been six years on both worlds. With Eggman's device and Cosmo's interference, the worlds' time has become the same, without causing time to stop.

Chris and Co. will make an appearance, but I won't tell you whether it will be a major one, or a cameo.

Tails IS an adult here. He is now seventeen, right at the age of consent. (I didn't actually think of the six years playing a part like that... But it works!)

I HATE Amy, so she will be portrayed in the worst possible light. Possibly even join forces with the Other Side. Possibly even BECOME a Metarex.

Cosmo will be the same as Chris.

Eggy... Is a complicated situation... Sort of like in Sonic X, he might change sides often like he did in the show as well.

As for the main reason Sonic's a perv, )A( I wanted Sonic to get a girl. Some like open-ness, and some don't. )B( It's a reflection of me. I am a MASSIVE pervert. )C( Not saying it hasn't happened, but how often do you see a good, no-nosense, non-perverted Sonic in ANY fandom? Not often, I'll tell you that much. )D( Sonic had a twisted sense if humor in the show, and that same humor was even MORE prominent in recent games, such as Colors, Lost World, and others. Now, since this is several years in the future, wouldn't that same humor evolve into something of a more sexual nature? It makes sense, if you stop and think.

I DO have an idea for the next chapter, but haven't started writing it. Hopefully, this session cleared up some things. Welp, Carry On, Proxies!

Author's Note

Sorry about the accidental publish. Who knew that the save and publish button were so close together?

Shit is about to get REEEEEEE-ALLLLLLLL!!!!

Author's Note

Okay, so this IS Sonic's POV, and I know, 'You should have done the ponies first, and NAG NAGNAG NAG, NAG'. Yes, I know. But I wanted to get this one DONE. I was so excited when I thought of it...

Shit is about to get REEEEEEE-ALLLLLLLL!!!!

When Sonic opened his eyes, he was greeted to an abnormally large amount of pink in his field of vision.

What the hell did I have to drink last night? Oh, Knuckles is going to kill me when he finds out I drank the 350 Bacardi... Damn, I'm glad I'm faster than he is. Or I would be deader than Dark Oak was supposed to be. Speaking of, where the hell is Tails?

"Okay, this blanket is INCREDIBLY soft, but, One, I can't breathe. Two, it smells like cupcakes and... Hot Sauce? As for three, I'm sweatin' like a hog under it. And it's heavy. So if you would please GET IT THE HELL OFF OF ME, I would appreciate it."

When he finished, a collective gasp was heard. After a few seconds of silence, he spoke again, "I heard you gasp, so please GET IT THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!!"

After the initial shock that he was alive, kicking, and cursing, a voice said, "Pinkie! Get off of him. I know you wanna be friends, but... You cannot be friends if he died of suffocation." For some unknown reason, Sonic found the voice strangely familiar, though he could not place it...

"Okie-Dokie-Hulk-Smashes-Loki!"

This voice sounded familiar as well. Though, why she had referenced the second-best Marvel movie EVER, escaped him. With a start, the blanket was not covering his face. The light was blinding at first, but he gradually accustomed to it. When he came to, he saw six awake and coherent female hedgehogs, and one unconscious male with a rather nasty bruise on his forehead that hadn't been there last time he had seen him. He could also finally get a good look at his clothing. All of the items he wore were as mis-matched in color as he was, and his wardrobe included a mail (As in, letters. Actual mail.) chestplate, jeans, and clown shoes. And a jester's hat. At that moment, Orange spoke.

"Ah'm sorry for hittin' ya, sugarcube, but I had never seen a creature like you before."

Sonic was lost. He was just the same as them. How did they not know what he was?

Purple apparently saw his confusion, and quickly replied, "We didn't used to look like this. We used to look like quadrupedal ponies, but somehow, we got transported here, as well as our bodies changed."

If you don't think about how much that sounds like a crock of shit, it actually makes sense. A new place, with new things.

As he thought, he felt the sudden urge to come up with a witty comeback. After some soul-searching, he said, "Welcome back from the dead!"

It was the worst pun he had ever made. And he was proud of it.

Perspectives are often the things that Wound us most...

Author's Note

READ THIS!!! This is about how Chris and gang get to Mobius. This will answer LOTS of future questions. Also, next chapter should be out in a bit, with tomorrow being the latest.

Perspectives are often the things that Wound us most...

"Well, old friend, it looks like you finally did it. We can finally see him again... After all these years, our childhood dream is going to come true! Just a few buttons!" A very tall lanky black man that was usually quiet and reserved was laughing, crying, and generally being happy so loud that it reverberated throughout the warehouse. "Can I give them a buzz? Pleaaaase?"

Christopher laughed. Danny could be so child-like sometimes.

"No. I want to see the looks on their faces... WHEN THEY GET HERE IN TEN MINUTES!!!"

The two friends laughed like they would die if they didn't. It had been six years since Chris had seen Sonic, and twelve since the rest of the world had. But, the rest of the world was not important. The only four people that mattered were him, Danny, Frances, and his wife, Helen. He had left them behind on his last trip in fear that his machine would not work properly. Which it did not. The machine was meant to transport ONLY, not to regress age. But he had fixed that problem. Now, it would send them to Mobius with no complications... And then it would destroy itself. Chris had spent so much time on the machine that he lost Thorndyke Industries. Danny been in and out of jobs since college because of the economy and failing government. Frances had started out successful, but then she found out that a gang had been participating in illegal activities in the shed at the very back of her hundred-acre property.

And Helen. No job would take her because of her legs. Chris fixed that. He created a pair of robotic legs so eerily similar to the human leg, after Helen learned yoga, she could get into the pretzel position. But, this caused major problems. Most looked at her like a freak, while others were nerds who thought she was a cyborg from the future. Chris had gotten arrested for attacking people on those grounds over three hundred times, as his police record stated. The most he ever got jail-time wise was a month, but even then she missed him terribly.

He missed people, too. His grandfather died of a massive heart attack, while his parents were killed in a plane bombing while on a foreign relations trip. Nothing was important anymore. He had just enough money, and just enough supplies to finish the device. Then, the device would explode, decimating all of his research, designs, inventions and more. But he didn't care. He had lost EVERYTHING, and now... Things were finally looking up...

Up the sleeves of one VERY important being...

So far, my plans have gone in the correct direction, but not towards the correct destination. I cannot see this future they are creating... Though, my Child, what are you going to do? The figure turned, sensing her daughter. "I shall help them to the best of my ability. I will NOT disappoint them like last time... I WILL stand tall." Then go, my Daughter. Rest for one last time, and then, when the sun mourns the moon, you shall take your leave...

Author's Note

Props to you if you figured out who these two were. Deleted comments if you post who you know they are, and say so.

CR1T1KA7 0V3R7A0D...

CR1T1KA7 0V3R7A0D: Status; Online.
Weapons Systems; Functional.
Global Positioning System; Recalculating.
HiveMind Mainframe; ...Error. Unable to pinpoint Server.
Ammunition; Cocked, Loaded, and Ready to Fire.
Kick-Ass Music: Status; Kick-Ass.
Bitchin' Sunglasses: Status; Bitchin'.
Primary Objective; Unknown.
Secondary Objective; Eliminate Toxic the Hedgehog.

Objective; Engage.

Author's Note

...You're gonna fuckin' thank me with this new development. C0 will play a VERY important role. Now, may I ask, Do you remember Gamma...? You will also see a few references.

DOOWOP

Okay, so, MAJOR redo. I am taking out teh Villians, and making my own. Basically a CreepyPasta, but... Just... WAY more fucked up. Take... Slendy, Jeff, Jack, .Exe... Who was that crazy Clockworck girl? And more... WAY OP, though, so yeah. Totally taking out that whole scene, and am excited about. Had a lot of problems with it. Next chapter comes soon, and introduces him. Or her. Still working out the kinks... Hmm... Maybe some kind of rope weapon? Meh, file it away in the, "Give A Fuck Later" category, please George...

Tick, Tock...

A figure, standing alone in the vast expanse of the universe. No sounds, no lights, and no life. It was perfect. Sure, she missed her friends, but she would see them again. Soon, if everything went as planned. If things went as planned, the Saviors will win, and she would have revenge against the ones who wronged her and her friends. In the vast span of darkness, the figure smiled. I WILL have my revenge, and I shall see Him again... Soon... Very soon...

Author's Note

Well? Still working on the special, but I can't actually work on it until I get the art. It is VITAL for me to get it. Just gimme about a week or two, and you shall see what I am planning...

Wakey, Wakey... It's Time to PLAY...

Tick, Tock... Goes the clock...

An ancient thing stirred within her pit. It was asleep. The thing stirred once more, then opened one eye. Could it be?

And all the years they fly

It was too good to be true. After millennia trapped here by Her... She was ready to come back to play...

Tick tock and all too soon

It was time. Time to rise. Time to awake. Time, time, time... Something the Overworlders did not have... Nothing could stop it.

YoU aNd I mUsT dIe...

Paranoia is coming to play...

Author's Note

Now, I know that that belongs to... Somebody. But I don't care. All rights reserved, but she, in this story, is called Paranoia. Enjoy... You won't have long~...

Forms Ideas

Forms Ideas:

Fusion Form

Divine Fusion Form

Reaper Form

Deep-Dark Form

Rage Form

Metal Form NOTE: NOT ROBOT FORM

Insanity Form

Soul Render Form

Demon Form

Angel Form

Not all of these will be used, but I need as many of these as possible. Therefore, submissions and suggestions are welcome.

Sorry, Guys.

Well, shit. I am having art done for a VERY important part of this story. And I mean VERY. If it didn't happen, an entire STORYLINE will not happen. Which is bullshit, BTW. I am going to reference some things, completely jerk some things from other things, and drop a shit ton of what the fuck on your heads. Even if it takes a couple of weeks, just know that you will be VERY happy. The chapter(s) should be well over 1.5 - 2.5 K words. And, have BITCHNG cover art. And, the artist has agreed to become the Official Artist and Muse for the story. Props to that, because I suck at writing. But, wanna hear a funny story? So, I got the chapter done, right? Had Google Images up for pics, ETC. So, I go to GI, and then when I click on FimFiction, I press the Close Tab button. I hadn't saved, or nuthin'. So, I COMPLETELY lost several hours worth of work. After that, I decided I hadn't liked it anyway, and came up with a whole new premise and storyline arc for it. So, please excuse the wait. I am genuinely sorry, but, believe me: It'll be worth the wait.

Prologue

The world turns... As it does. Fire burns... As it does. But why? Why do we do the things we do? Why do we lie? Cheat? Steal? Why do we help the poor? The needy? The homeless? It's all so... Pointless. We all die, in the end. Be it at the End of Time, or at the beginning of a life. We all suffer. We all die a little inside, every day. So, why continue? Why not just end it all? The entirety of Creation... Gone. With everyone in it. Everyone in their Judgement Place, be it Heaven, or Hell.

Harmony, or Chaos? Which one to choose?

One can only be used for good, while the other works with a dual-edged blade. But, then again, what is life without both? The Chaos of life itself, and the Harmony of Love?

Time...

A fickle thing. Unlike most people believe, time is not s strict progression of Cause to Effect. It is more of a... Ball, for lack of a better term. Full of things and events that Wibble-Wobble around. Places that exist momentarily, and creatures erased from Existence itself. People that smile, but are filled with rage, and hatred. Beasts of metal, hell-bent on destruction. Monters of Stone, and Men without Skin. Ponies, walking upright. Zergs, a peaceful race. A Janitor that does absolutely nothing and hates everything.

Life...

What is it? A time to be judged? A time to prove yourself? Something of no importance at all?

Mortality...

Something I do not know. Why was I played this hand, in the Poker Game of Life and Death? Why can't I go out in a blaze of glory, with my dying words inspiring my comrades? Why must I bear this curse? Why must I be Destroyed?

Monsters...

Creatures of the Dark, they are called. But, I am a creature of Darkness, yet I stand in the Light. Why? Why can I not just stay on a side? Why am I forced to do unspeakable things, and then things that save Existence? Why must I carry this Burden?

I am Toxic...

I am the Last of the Elder Gods...

And this is the story of how I, and the Chosen, saved Time itself.

Author's Note

This is Toxic. He is... Toxic, for lack of another term. Deadly, but perfection.

Meanwhile, in reality...

Tails was flying as fast as he could. He had too tell the others that seven new hedgehogs to test their mettle.

I know it's taboo to say/think/otherwise this phrase, but NOTHING else could POSSIBLY go wrong. I mean, what else is the-

*BOOOM*

...Fantastic. Rain. JUST MY LUCK!!

Back at the place where they had first met the girls and guy (still wasn't excited), Sonic looked at them, trying to remember them, as he felt like he had seen them before. Nothing was coming up. Which was sad, because the blue girl was astounding. He had to punch himself in the thigh to stop an embarrassing natural occurrence. After recovering from both the soreness in his leg and the bodily function, he walked over to them, crouched down, and asked, "Just who are you?" The one he asked, the blue one, opened her eyes. Which surprised the hell out of our hero. As she regained her bearings, she noticed her body. And promptly fainted.

Sonic looked on in wonder.

Can anyone tell me what the ACTUAL FUCK is going on?!

New Stuff!!!

Alright, so, no thanks to you guys, I've finally found a Power wikia, which has all I need and more. Which means moar epicness. Anywho, now that that's up and running, I'll have the next chapter up in a few days time. Possibly a week. I've been practicing my writing skills, so hopefully I'll make this a bit better. Also, I need comments! I need to know what you guys think of Paranoia! I need to know who you think Toxic is going to be! Also, in all seriousness, I need a character creator that does not require me to print off the character to save it. I have a base desighn for the characters, but I need to know the facts to base it on! And I could get some nifty cover art, too. I've fucked around with Toxic's base design in a printable CC, so I have an idea. I tell you what, though. His Rage Form? Absolute Nightmare Fuel if I could get it in fan art. Of course, I don't have any fans, so that's out the window. Anyway, Proxies, I could use some help with Paranoia. Who made the picture? Who is she really? Ideas for powers? Guys, please. I know you must think I'm a dick asking for help from you guys and what-not. But, how am I going to get better without help? So please, help.