I fixed up this chapter for you all to enjoy, My Little Ponies! - Discord
Fluttershy walked through the meadow, her soft, light pink mane blowing in the breeze and then she went "WENFRENRJSZ I LOVE ANIMULZ!!!"
Hey, why'd you cross out my work?! I was simply fixing it for you, my dear.
Damn it, Discord! I'm sick of your shit! Get out of my fan fiction! This is the third time!
No.
Ugh, fine. I'll just continue without you, and leave me alone. I'll just delete this later.
she saw the glowing moon, and the starry night, and thought, Oh, what if there is a terrible monster lurking in these meadows that wants to eat me?!
Discord! Don't cross out my damn work! And besides, Fluttershy isn't stupid! She can tame any beast.
Oh quit it, my little pony. Relax and let me finish.
What?
Discord stop!
Stop what?
Stop crossing out everything I type!
Why should I?
I'm going to cross you out.
Oh, a line in words! You don't think I can break out of these, my little pony?
How'd you do that?
I'm the god of chaos, what do you expect? Ooh, I can make my words colorrfful!
You didn't even spell colorful right!
Oh, who cares?
Discord!
Black is a boring color, don't you think? Let me fix the next thing you say.
Ugh...I'm never going to get this fanfiction done...
Stop coloring my words!
Okay, you know what, I get the other side of the fanfiction, this is your side. You can't go past the barriers below!
Fluttershy stared in the sky, and looked at the moon sadly.
Angel, she thought, I'm so sorry I'm not sorry.
DISCORD! I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE!
I got bored and lonely, so why not here? Also, this place needs a bit more color!
You know what? Once this reaches 1000 words, I'm publishing this so everyone can see how much of an ass you are being.
Okay, whatever. Everybody needs to know how I'm making these fan fictions a masterpiece.
A masterpiece?! You're making this like a Skype chat!
It's still a story, nonetheless. The story of your fan fiction getting taken over by emperor Discord. I'm in this story. I'm from Equestria. I'm apparently in the 'My Little Pony' universe. Who's little ponies are they, though? Mine? I don't know. Whatever, what I'm saying is that I'm following the rules, and I could easily break them. If I wanted to, I'd be able to slip by with this being published with only three words. So be happy, my dear.
Ugh...please...just go away...I don't want to bother with you anymore, I just want to write!
Go away? No my dear, this isn't a story yet! Remember, we have to get to a thousand words so everybody can see my masterpiece! So you make the story, I'll fix it..
Whatever. I'll just write a new one. People reading this, please just skip to here. This story is written by me...Yofigful...and Discord.
Get on with the story.
Whatever.
Okay so...
Twilight Princess Alicorn Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and Magic, was exploring her library; she didn't find a single book that wasn't burned by the damage of the fire. "I would rather keep all of my books than get a new cas I would have rather let the owl die than have my books be destroyed! I should have grabbed a book instead of that stupid bird!" she cried in despair.
Twilight Princess Alicorn Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and Magic, said "There has to be at least one three books that haven't been destroyed by the wreckage!"
Then Owlicious flew up, and Princess Alicorn Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and Magic (Happy, Discord?) said, "Oh Owlicious! I can't believe it! I'm so glad I got you out in time. I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID BIRD! I AM GOING TO BANISH YOU TO TATARUS SO YOU CAN GO VISIT TIREK AND ALL OF HIS STUPID FRIENDS AND THEN FEED YOU TO THAT DUMB DOG AND YOU'LL BURN!"
Discord, this isn't working. You're making Twilight sound like a heartless idiot!
Perhaps we should tag this Alternate Universe, then.
Oh, whoopsy-daisy! Forgot to change it to brown. My bad.
You asked for it, Discord! I'm changing everything you say to pink!
What?
Oh, pink. What a hideous color.
Heh.
But I suppose I can just go back to brown.
Ugh... you know what? Everything you type is going to be trapped down here. Now go in the damn doorway, I'm closing it.
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Fine. Oh, this is boring...
Okay, I'm safe. For now. I need to write quickly.
Fluttershy gazed at the moonlight, then at the ground, where it was shaded by the shadow of the old oak which guarded Angel's grave. The rabbit had lived quite a long time- ten years a hundred years.
Discord...I swear...
Hey, I got bored! Not my fault.
I don't care.
But-
I SAID I DON'T CARE!
Whatever.
Discord, you're being a cu wonderful gentleman who deserves love and respect.
...
What's wrong?
Please...just stop...I beg you...
Just let me do the writing, okay, my dear? Think of this as your day off.
Whatever...
Excellent! Now I shall begin!
Once upon a time, there was a draconequus named Discord. He was the master of chaos and was very hand
You're writing in brown.
Brown isn't an unreadable color, is it? No it is not, my dear! Let me continue.
*Sigh*
some. He wandered among fan fictions across the internet and fixed them and made them beautiful. All of the authors just abandoned their fan fictions and continued writing them on Word 2010. But this particular author didn't. She did, fight back. But her powers were no match for Discord.
Finishing it on Word?! Why didn't I think of that...
The fan fiction became the most beautiful one on the site. It was so chaotic, so messy, it was hard to not read it.
You're basically summing everything up that just happened, y'know? Everyone reading this saw it.
Oh, whatever. Let me finish.
Finally, Discord took control of FiMFiction and made it a chaotic mess, and then he took over the internet, and then the world, the end!
Thats a terrible wonderful ending.
Why, thank you my dear!
Whatever. I give up. I'm leaving now. This is your damn fanfic now. Happy?
Very! Now it is time for my first fan fiction to come to the world! It is going to be so beautiful. And hello, the little ponies reading this. Did you enjoy Mister Discord's work? Oh, I know you did.
