Groggily waking up the next morning I at first refused to get up and leave the comfort of my poorly constructed bed but it took the constant prodding of the other occupant that is currently resting beside me to get up. Once I was up and fully awake I left the safety of the cave and walked out the front door to see my titans either powered down for security rotations or are active and are ensuring that nothing is trying to breach the perimeter to get in. As soon as I made my presence known the three active titans that were currently on guard-duty they slightly turned to look at me before going back to their sentry-mode which left me on food-detail and lucky for me it was 'go-out-in-the-forest-and-kill-something-for-food' day which sadly means I would be a perfect target for predators that see me dragging back something edible.

Grabbing my Spitefire LMG and my B3-Wingman from the weapon pile and made my way to the large wooden gate, had it opened up before walking out and went out to go hunt for breakfast, lunch and dinner all in one go.

'I wonder what Blossom would want...maybe some fish? Or maybe more manticore....how about a dragon? I am sure this place has some dragons that no one would mind being turned into a delicious steak or stew.'

It was during my thoughts of food for now and later did something happen. At that moment something made itself known to me by letting out a low-pitch hiss and when I turned my head to face it I saw a pony that looks like a cross between an equine and an insect, it was not a pretty sight to behold let alone was it a friendly sight.

As soon as it hissed at me it was immediately stepped on by the nearby titan that it decided to land next to, the resulting squish with signature bug green blood splatter was the end result and that was a pretty sight, if anything its like driving down the freeway and seeing a flying insect collide with your windshield and seeing it explode everywhere. It would have been better if it was hit with the Arc Cannon cause it would have probably made a popping sound or better yet go flying into the electrical current because of the bright artificial light.

Once the small threat was taken care of I immediately turned to the gate and tapped on it for it to be raised and once I was on the other side it was lowered as I walked without a care in the world because nothing out here could threaten or harm me.

It also helps if you have a large force of Titans with a multitude of armaments at your disposal.

'I am going with chicken snakes, I bet she is going to love the way they taste after you cook them to a fine tender brown.'

Finding where those chicken snakes live isn't that hard, one just has to look for a large cluster of petrified animals and you are close to them, if you start seeing petrified animals with missing bits and pieces then you are in their nest and should keep your eyes away from them but still be able to see their feet to know where they are.

'Looks like a chicken, chirps like a chicken but hisses like a snake and does the little tongue thing like a snake, tastes amazing though. Wonder what it would taste like if I had some barbecue sauce, herbs and spices.'

Waiting for my prey to show up I didn't have to wait long as four chicken snakes came out of the woodwork, hissing and squawking at me but I just ignored them as I had my helmet on, the visor protecting me from the its petrifying gaze attack and that it wasn't alive long enough to keep glaring at me or even take a swipe with its claws. With a loud crunch of its neck snapping I threw it over a pile of bones and went about snapping a few more necks and throwing the fresh corpses into the pile and once I had five stockpiled I went back and picked them up before returning back from whence I came, hoping that nothing has changed while I was gone for twenty minutes.

The walk back to base camp was short and sweet as nothing tried to eat me or eat my dead birds although I have seen a strange new plant that I have never seen before take a nip at me, at first I thought it was a venus fly trap but instead it looked like some sort of bell shaped flower and it had the small plant teeth that the fly trap has. I promptly took a picture of it with my helmet before cutting it off by the stem and then burnt it with a lighter.

Being turned into plant food is not something on my to-do list.

Whistling a timely tune while holding the tails of my meal I came back to my camp to see that all is well, Blossom is busy messing with a giant finger on my Atlas Titan while the other titans were on their standard sentry protocol.

"Anything happen while I was gone?"

"Not really, your giant suits of armor got done scrapping that ex-changeling off the floor and threw its carcass over the wall, I heard a manticore roar before it went silent. Probably ate the little shit."

"No love for that insect pony I take it?"

"Buck no, those things are a parasite to all living things on Equis, they ponynap somepony you love and replaces them with one of their infiltrators and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference because they have copied the memories of the captured pony and transform themselves to look just like them and once the swap has been made they will proceed to harvest the love from the captured pony and the one being tricked to feed themselves and their hive. The ones that have been captured are placed into these cocoons that hang on the walls and ceiling and they just transfer the love between the two to feed and for the one being tricked the love is transferred into a magically charged gem to be brought back. Sometimes the more feral changelings just attack you when their hungry enough and they don't stop at taking your emotions and love, they would even drain you dry of your blood, they are like vamponies but we know when to stop and take just enough to get on by."

"Wow, that was very informative...how do you even know all this?"

"OH, well...umm...promise me you won't tell anypony that I told you this."

"I promise, hell who would even believe me?"

"The princesses."

"Right."

"Anyways, we learned all this a few decades ago, some of Celestia's royal guards found a small hive that was operating within Equestria and when they attacked they managed to capture a few and forced them to tell us everything we wanted to know. Once we had what we wanted they were given a mercy kill, they couldn't be allowed to escape and tell the others what happened there and well, that is one of Equestria's many dark secrets."

"Got any other secrets you would like to share with me?"

"Other then the fact that I am a vampony and can survive synthetic blood and that I pretty much have been trying to find a way to get into your pants because I am very horny right now."

"Wow, didn't hold anything back."

"Well it doesn't hurt to share what needs to be shared with others, especially when it involves somepony else that is better armed, armored and has me surrounded by giant suits of armor that move and kill without being worn. That and it helps to warn you ahead of time so you would know that I would try to hump your leg when we are sleeping together in the same bed."

"You are not humping my leg." I said as I dropped the five dead snake chickens on the ground and my robotic assistant started to get to work collecting them and getting them ready for gutting and cooking.

"You gonna stop me?" Blossom said with a bit of a smirk as she flew over to me, the titan she was playing with stood back up and turned back to the wall, looking over it with its chaingun pointing over the defensive structure.

"Yes, I will tase you if I have to." I said while putting down my Spitfire LMG onto the cold floor, carrying it around is a bit exhausting but being trained to haul that large hunk of metal makes it easier to haul around, but it is still annoying, especially in this blasted forest with all of these vines and shit.

"Tase me?" the bat mare tilted her head in confusion, rolling the words around a bit she then shakes her head, obviously not knowing what it means.

"Pretty much I am going to shock you like I did when I first found you and your friends." I explained it to the bat pony, she quickly got the message across as she remembers that night clearly.

"Bah, you won't little ol' me now." trying to bat her eyes at me in a sultry manner had no effect on me, in fact it did the exact opposite and made me pull out the stun baton that every heavy trooper carries with them whenever they are forced on riot detail.

"Wanna bet?" I said as I flicked my wrist, forcing the collapsible baton to fully extend and once it made its final 'click', it started to hum low with electricity coursing through its metal frame.

"No." Blossom groaned as I smiled before making the baton cave in and go back into its more docile state of being useless metal tube.

"Good girl." and with the threat of night humping over I returned to my previous task of getting the proper tools to do some maintenance on my weapons, especially my Spitfire seeing that I haven't given it a good thorough cleaning since Demeter.

Grabbing the personal maintenance kit from the cave I came back outside and plopped myself down on the ground beside my Spitfire and got to work disassembling it with my pneumatic multi-tool.

Taking the cover off I begin to take out the receiver, barrel and the other assemblies until it has been completely taken apart is now laying before me and Blossom on a dry plastic tarp.

"Wow, that's a lot of parts just for a giant metal repeating crossbow."

"It's not a crossbow, this is the Spitfire Light Machine Gun, this squad suppression weapon is used by the soldiers of the IMC and of the Militia. This weapon holds eighty fifty caliber rounds and can fire five-hundred-and-forty rounds per minute, those who give this weapon a large ammunition capacity can make it reach ninety-six bullets, sixteen may not seem like much but anymore and the increase in weight will throw off your aim and it will give the enemy a chance to put a bullet in you and then you will be in a world of shit. This heavy weapon has a high recoil when firing for a few seconds but after the fifteenth bullet fired the recoil will be non-existent due to the fact that this weapon is meant for long-sustained fire on an enemy position or on the back of a Titan you are rodeoing, that and this thing is fun as hell to fire except for those on the receiving end."

"Rodeo a titan? You mean climb on top of those giant things? That's insane! They can easily crush you before you can even get up there!" Blossom shouted as the Mervin finished de-scaling and de-feathering the beasts, leaving them primed and ready for gutting then cooking, a tasty stew will be made soon.

"Girl, you have no idea how easy it is to actually climb onto one of these things, especially during the heat of battle, especially during a battle. Everyone is busy fighting for their lives, trying to complete their objectives, capture that building, kill this ranking officer, destroy the supplies, steal the important piece of data from the enemy, whatever the objective is everyone would be too busy to pay attention to absolutely everything going on around them, and in that moment of weakness you strike, you mount the titan from behind, find its external hatch and rip it open to reveal the delicates inside and tear it apart. And if your crazy enough, strap it with explosive and get the hell out of dodge before detonating any of it." the sounds of flesh cut open can be heard from where we are sitting and with a glance on my end and a head turn on Blossoms we saw Mervin skin and gut the chicken snakes, preparing our lovely stew.

"If its so easy then how come they are not wearing lighter armor? It would be hard to mount something that can easily out run everything it encounters."

"Actually there is a titan like that, it has the lowest armor rating there is and it is the fastest, I wouldn't go in it but it does have its uses as a recon scout, we call it the Stryder while everyone else calls it a walking toothpick. I wouldn't use it unless it was necessary."

"Then what is your favorite?"

"The Atlas, its versatile, moderate, average, and I had it custom made and crafted, soft pilot seat, improved air-conditioning, custom-made music player and a seat warmer on the cold planets."

"How much did that cost you?" Blossom asked me as I though of how many paychecks from the IMC I had to use to get what I wanted out of my Atlas.

"Oh...I think a few dozen paychecks." I finally answered, I might have lied a bit cause in truth it costed me nearly ever single paycheck I received to even get the damn thing every single time my titan was destroyed or damaged in battle.

"A few dozen! Why?" I could say that I am rich bitch but that would be just rude, that and I am not that rich, just money smart.

"Because the damn militia kept blowing it up." I said as I scratched my head, my gloved hands barely doing anything to provide relief but at least the thought counts.

"How many times did they destroy it?" Blossom asked me as I mulled the question over, it has been a while since it was last blown to pieces.

"Oh let see, a few arc mines and a well placed archer missile, an ogre going nuclear, torn to shreds by heavy gun emplacements, rocket barrages, and lastly getting torn to pieces by dragons." the dragons are such a bitch to kill, especially when they swarm you like a bunch of zombie crows.

"Dragons ate your Atlas?" Blossom said while tilting her head in confusion, that saying should be made into a shirt.

"Not really ate, they cut, scrapped, and ripped off the protective metal plating that keeps me safe from gunfire, they almost got me if I haven't set my Atlas into a walking bomb." that wasn't my greatest moment but it was either that or or wait another twenty seconds for my electrical smoke cloud to recharge.

"You blew yourself up!?" Blossom shouted in surprised, I had to cover her mouth with my hand because this forest still has dangerous predators that I haven't seen, I don't know if they would or could attack this place.

"Nah, I ejected just in time before boom time, if I didn't then I would not be here now would I?" I said as I grabbed my small bowl of cooked meats.

"Yeah, that makes sense." Blossom says after finally getting it, that and she had to stop because my robotic assistant was waving a bowl of cooked chick snake meat in front of her.

As soon as we received our meal we started to chow down, Blossom couldn't use the rudimentary spork that I had offered her so instead she opted to just go the way of the dog and bury her muzzle into the stew. It got funny as hell whenever she came back up, the look of joy of eating freshly cooked, abit overcooked but still cooked meat, on her face is priceless, its like having sex in her mouth for her.

But for me its more like a better tasting ration block without the salt, pepper, extra bottle of bourbon to drink it with and a bottle of whisky to cook it with. That and not a single personal iPad in sight to play a game of angry birds...does this planet have a real life version of angry birds? It gotta have it, if it has talking horses and strange ass wildlife then it has to have real angry birds.

By the time we get done eating it is in the afternoon, time seems to fly by fast when you are enjoying yourself with somebody you consider a friend, it used to move at a crawl back home but here, it almost seems unreal.

"Hey, buddy." my batpony roommate asked me as I let out a snort, my mind was busy giving me a picture of beautiful women wearing grass skirts while dancing privately for me.

"Yes, Blossom is there something you need?" I said as I slowly came back to the boring waking world.

"I have been wondering for a while now, so if you would be so kind to indulge me." the bat mare asked as I sat up, not realizing that I was laying down at the moment.

"Depends on what you are going to ask me." I said while yawning, I don't know what this girl is going to ask me but seeing how she laid on some heavy stuff on me, like that she is horny and would be humping my leg in the middle of the night, it would be nice if she was human, hell if she was I wonder what she would look like.

"Its nothing personal, I just want to know if you have anypony that you worship? Cause we got Celestia and Luna, seeing how we always use their names in vain every single time we swear, that and Celestia is mostly worshipped during the spring and summer, Luna during the fall and winter, that and their parents but those are mostly prayed by the wild ponies that live outside of Equestrian control." the pony of the night said as I soaked in her words.

"Huh, that question isn't even remotely personal, and yes my people do have someone to pray to, but its all the same person with just a different skin color, clothes, language spoken, nationality and ideology, the same story told differently. Funny thing is about the religion of my people is that the person they pray to is fake, his not a god, he was just a normal man that was pretty much charismatic and attracted the attention of those lesser then himself to manipulate them, a few religions believed in multiple gods that are just as fake since they had either abnormal skin color or multiple limbs or just didn't exist because of it being fantasy and sparkles. I know for a fact that there are a few religions that can be mildly true such as those that pray to nature and the like because those could be real, but I personally don't believe in anything unless I can actually see it happen." I said in response, I know for a fact that plenty of people call me an atheist or a pagan for not believing in a god, hell the only god I believe in is Death, and that fucker will always get you, no matter how many times you cheat death, he will get you in the end.

"You mean something like Mistress Luna raising and lowering the moon?" Blossom said as she rolled over onto her back, playfully batting at my hand as I dangled it over her head.

"Uh huh...yeah, seeing how she can enter my dreams with another or in the case that happened with me, two extra ponies at the same time, I could pray to her but it would be more along the lines of me praying for awesome dreams and nobody trying to stab me in the back." I said as I wondered on that errant thought, Luna does look like a nice goddess for these ponies, almost same size as them, nice smile, adorable giggle when she visited me that one time, the best at chest and checkers.

"I think she does that also, just make sure you aren't having a wet dream cause she might randomly enter your dreams and see what is going on, I don't know about you but if you are a pervert and are dreaming of something really naughty she just might turn into a full blown nightmare." Blossom said with a smirk as I pulled my hand away from her slightly.

"Really? Even if its a really awesome wet dream?" I asked as I brought my hand back, its almost like I am playing with a cat that thinks my hand is a cat toy.

"Uh...maybe?" and there goes any sweets dreams I might be having for a while.

"Well at least I have a chance of either turning her on or straight up horrifying her beyond all physical comprehension." I think its only either of the two, maybe a hidden third option is in there somewhere.

"Your not going to think of lewd thoughts in your sleep, aren't you?" I defended myself, I made myself sound distraught and insulted but I played it off with a playful smile.

"Of course not, who do you take me for, some sort of asshole?" I smirked a bit as I made Blossom give me a flat stare of unamusement.

Rebuilding my Spitfire I placed the parts back together, clicking the smaller ones into each other.

"Your totally going to scare my princess aren't you." and in that moment I had a choice, I better say the right one.

"Yes." not the best choice but it can't possibly come back to bite me in the ass.

"Oh sweet Faust you're a monster." Blossom let out an exaggerated groan as she nips one of my fingers, I didn't feel it due to my armored glove but I did pull it back to watch the bat mare watch my hand with anticipation.

"Oh please, it could be worse." I said as I unknowingly place the barrel back into the Spitfire, firmly polished and oiled.

"How can it possibly get any worse." Blossom just had to ask me this, now its time to tell her.

"I could be thinking of two girls one cup." I said, that video is fucking disgusting, even for me.

"What on Equis's green grass is even that?" Blossom said in slight shock, apparently if its bad enough for me it must be outright horrifying for her.

"You don't want to know, trust me, its bad enough to be that it can even kill my boner." I said as I looked up, staring at the sun for a bit before looking back down.

"And here I thought that nothing can kill that thing." Blossom said teasingly as she stretched her wings, and just like a bat wing its all leathery with the little bone thing on it.

"Ow my pride." I said, grabbing my chest as I felt my pride take a stab.

"Do you even have any left?" I felt a little bit more of my pride die that day just from that offhanded comment.

"Oh I do, its just in a small jar somewhere." I said, I don't know where my pride went but I think a vast majority of it died.

As soon as there is a lull in the conversation I looked over my Spitfire and found that I have completely rebuilt my heavy weapon and it was sitting there by my feet ready for use.

"Welp...now that this conversation is over, now what shall we do?"

"Wanna go to Ponyville, grab a drink at the bar?" Blossom said, finally getting everything off her chest, I guess she was just frustrated for several different reasons and is glad that its all over, for now at least.

"That place has a bar!?" I yelled at Blossom, I really needed a drink and this girl has been holding out on me? I swear if she is also holding out on some top shelf cheap as hell booze then I just might strangle her.

"Yeah, it has a bar, why? Did you think that we know nothing about having a good time?" Blossom asked as we got up, I dusted myself off while slinging my Spitfire onto my back, the barrel pointing at the ground as I had left the safety on.

"To be honest, yes." I said, seeing how these ponies are mainly herbivores with the exception of them being able to eat the smallest amount of meat and fish, pegasi being able to eat fish more often and bat ponies can eat meat just fine...I also expected their booze to be shitty like that rice liquor...what is it called again....sake?

"Well guess what, we do know how to have a good time, just get Pinkie Pie involved and you are guaranteed a good time, regardless of what you are expecting from the party." I sure hope so, I don't know who this Pinkie Pie is but if pony names are based on verbs and adjectives or other parts of the english language then all hell is about to break loose as I tried not to laugh my ass off cause of their names.

"As long as its not a children's party, I'm game." I said as I stretched, my back popping back into place as I let out sigh of relief, its things like this that make the world go round.

"Great! Lets get going!"

Grabbing my hand with her mouth she starts to drag me over to the gate and as soon as it opened up she started to trot then gallop through the forest with me in tow, I guess she really wanted me to cut back and let loose with booze...she isn't gonna try to get me drunk just to fuck me in my drunken state right? She isn't that kind of person, right?

Right?

Running and galloping through the forest is the best thing for us to do, the local wildlife that would look at us and go 'Dinner' is best to be avoided and I rather not start stockpiling dead creatures since I don't have a meat locker or a freezer, if I had either of the two then I wouldn't have to worry about hunting every single day or eating a shitty ration.

By the time we entered Ponyville we were on the outskirts as we saw ponies going on with their daily lives, ponies running food carts, ponies operating stores, ponies playing with a frisbee and a football...how they are playing either of the two is starting to confuse me.

Once we arrive in Ponyville Proper I looked around and for the first time got to actually see Ponyville for its natural beauty and its safe to say that this sleepy little hamlet would be a nice place to settle down and raise a family, primarily because its calm, peaceful and its rustic appearance. Walking to the so-called bar took up a small chunk of time but that small chunk was easily wasted for me to see the town, I didn't talk to anyone because the ponies were afraid of me and only saw to slightly approach me to get around be because of the lunar guard standing beside me.

"So Blossom....bar? Where is it?" I said impatiently, its been a while since I had a good drink and I want to see if these ponies can actually pull off strong, burning bourbon.

"Easy there big fella, I'll get your booze fix don't worry." Blossom half chided and half snickered at me, easily joking because we both know that we want to get our booze fix on.

"I am not a drunkard Blossom....I just really enjoy a good drink." I stated while frowning which couldn't be seen due to my helmet which is a good thing, she would probably laugh at me for making such a face.

"It's this way Ramsey, don'tcha worry about a thing!" Blossom exlaimed before patting my leg with a hoof, I could have smacked it away but I was too busy watching a certain bubbly grey flying mare deliver mail, I think she is familiar...

The feeling of something bumping into mu hip I looked down and saw that Blossom was snickering at me and when I asked why shy pointed at the bubbly grey mare and I realized why, I was staring intensively at her and in her current position she had her flank facing us.

"Blossom, its not bad for a guy to stare at a women's assets, it makes us happy and also its for an educative purpose." I said with a wry grin as Blossom cocks an eyebrow at me.

"Educative?" I can tell that Blossom is not going to buy this at all.

"Yeah, to see which mare is the most beautiful in the aspect they are in." I said as I looked from Blossom to a different mare, she is slightly beige with a red mane and tail, her butt mark is a bunch of roses, no idea what that means.

"Really? Well then what aspect is she in?" Blossom asked me as I looked away from that mare and looked back to the bat mare beside me.

"Who has the best booty." I said proudly but quietly to where only she can hear it.

"You can't be serious." Blossom says with the flattest face she can muster.

"I am! You should see the list I made back home, its big." I said with a smile on my face and a shit-eating grin.

"I'll believe you big guy, I'll believe you." and with that we are off to the bar.

When we arrived at the bar it was absolutely full, there was ponies everywhere, the tables were full, the booths were full, even the counter was full, I don't even think we can sit down let alone order our drinks. All that changed when they saw Blossom, two ponies that were sitting at the counter got up, nodded at Blossom then promptly left the bar.

"Uh Blossom, do you know those two?" I said as the two ponies walked by us, their actions have confused me greatly.

"Them? Oh they are part of the solar guard, they are just here on break because they are in the auxiliary unit." Blossom says with a smile as she walks up to the counter and climb onto the stool and waves over the bartender.

"Well at least they get to spend their time having fun instead of attending to the barracks." I said as I sat down beside my friend and waited for the bartender to arrive.

"I take it that you weren't allowed too much fun in your off time?" Blossom said as the bartender arrives, she ordered a girly as hell martini while I ordered the hardest, strongest whisky they have.

"You have no idea." I said as the bartender came back and dropped off our booze before hurrying along to someone else that needed their liquor.

"So let me tell you about my time in the military..." and as soon as I started my time with the IMC military I told them from how boring it was during the off hours but as soon as a problem arises we are sent in to fix it, no matter how small but only if we are close to it, depending on how far we are planet wise we are sometimes sent in as reinforcements.

As I talked I know that more then a few ponies turned their attention from their glass or bottle and fixated it on me, and with more and more ponies listening in I made a few strories either funny or raunchy, the dirty stories I kept to a minium just to see their reactions and by god was it funny as hell.

"And let me tell you ponies, if your having sex and it doesn't feel right, its probably in the wrong hole!" and just like that every single pony in the bar, including the bartender whose name is Clinking Glass, to laugh their ass off.

"Come on ramseya, we'ove beetn hcere for hmours, timye to go homte." Blossom said in a drunken manner, obviously this girl is fuckin smashed, I mean this girl is straight up drunk to the point where she is not only slurring over her words but she is slurring over her body movement, she can't even hold her glass anymore.

"Alright, come on drunkyu, lets fgo home befroe you puke all over yourself obr all ovier me." I said, I am for the most part drunk but I can still talk sorta fine and walk with a bit of a wobble so its all good.

Grabbing my pony friend under her front legs and let her ride on my back, seeing that a pony is riding a human I let loose a chuckle while walking out the front door, waving goodbye my drinking buddies and walked out into the moonlight, we have been there from twelve in the afternoon to midnight, twelve hours of drinking. I think I almost broke my old record.

As we walk through the forest it started to rain and almost on queue I started to sing a very familiar if a bit old song from Earth that seems to fit the mood just right, for a drunk guy carrying an equally drunk if not more drunk friend home.

"Raindrops kepe fallin' no my sheed."

"Auedjt like the gudy whose foeet are too big for his bed."

"Nothing seems to jfit."

"Oh, raindroeps keep fallin' on my head."

"Keep a-fallin'."

And before I could continue with my singing I got a bunch of rapid taps from my drunk passenger and I immediately realized what is about to happen so, grabbing my pony friend off my back and placing her on the ground I waited only a few seconds before hearing the sounds of heaving and splashing sounds, the sweet sounds of drunk puking, a reminder that will be my fate soon enough.

Patting my puking friend on the back I waited patiently for her to get done but that took so long so I wheeled back and hit her hard enough on the back, forcing her to toss the last of her cookies all over the floor and almost knocking her down in the process but I managed to keep a firm hold on her to prevent her from falling into her own bile.

Once it was over I cleaned up her face, patted her on the head for a good job and picked her back up and kept on walking until we made it back home, the gate opened up and we walked in, I stripped myself of my armor down to my skivvies and laid down to sleep the booze away, I was immediately followed by Blossom who just collapsed on top of me and started to snore right off the bat.

"Godo night, sliily poniey." I slurred out before passing right the fuck out, the alcohol doing its job and made me go to sleep before I had a chance to even let my head rest on the faulty pillow I was using.

Morning

The following morning I was awoken to a pony nudging me rapidly.

When I opened my eyes I let out a groan before looking down to see why I was being nudged, I was naked, not from the lack of armor but from the lack of underclothes I was wearing, I was in the nude and Blossom was laying on top of me.

And we are connected at the hips.

'Oh god damn it....what the hell did we just do?'

Author's Note

I am back, its currently spring break for me and now I will be on and off, eh.