
Dirty Whore
You are a Human in Equestria, and it's been a little too long. So when you see a sad looking mare with a cardboard sign offering herself for sale, you take her offer a little more seriously than you ever thought you would.
Written in response to a post on /mlp/ only because I haven't written anything in a while.
You're a successful business human in Equestria, but something has been lacking these past few years. Namely physical affection. Looking to get some action, you decide on a most unlikely plan. Hiring a whore. And you just happen to know where you might find one.

11521 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
3 Chapters:
- A dangerous dance 2014-05-28 17:19:08 UTC4647
- You asked for it 2014-06-02 20:21:56 UTC6168
- What you see 2016-10-25 07:26:32 UTC706