I.B.L.

by NJH12

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 18448

IBL starts here. It is like big brother but different, 12 'people' in 1 house to do normal stuff.

I'm starting a new series called Inter-dimensional Badass League. 12 'people' from different universes, live in one house. The challenges are normal living skills and things will be cool.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-07 18:26:13 UTC

IBL season two

Chapter zero Twelve new Subjects, Eleven new Challenges, and ten Seasons left.

"Well, my my you're still reading my diary. Now I guess I could continue, so I will. It started one year for me after my first entry..."

~Flashback~

"Doctor and Master I have twelve new test subjects to get a chance save their universes in these new test. Here are their files, good luck." GLaDOS said as she gave them the next set of files. They were sent off on their way.

one. Captain Qwark

two. Nathaniel Renko (singularity)

three. Fluttershy

four. Dovakin

five. Cynder

six. Steve (Minecraft)

seven. Kim Possible

eight. Danny Phantom

nine. Mrs. Frizzle

ten. Doc Brown

eleven. River Song

twelve. Mary Poppins

Chapter one Captain Qwark and the Box.

Qwark is a selfish coward, who would do whatever it takes to keep his status of a 'superhero'.

Qwark was about to call Ratchet and Clank for a reward when a blue box appeared. "Are you Captain Qwark?" the mysterious man said. "The one and only what heroic deeds need to be done?" Captain Qwark asked.

"We need your help captain all universes is at stake here but you and 11 others will save it if you are ready

Chapter two Nathaniel Renko and the Box.

Chapter three Fluttershy and the Box of Blue.

Fluttershy is a timid Pegasus. But when it comes to it, she uses the 'stare' to look into your soul.

While Fluttershy was in a pasture taking care of her animals a blue box appears to be falling from the sky. A voice saying "Help me!" Fluttershy was confused. When she learned that an animal of some-kind was hanging on to dear life, she was mustering all of her courage to save this box and this 'animal' from smashing to the ground, hard. As the doors open from within the box to reveal a clothed fur-less Minotaur without horns saying, "Get in." She didn't argue. As she flew in the box the doors closed and the fur-less Minotaur push some levers and buttons. "This is going to be a bumpy ride. So hang on Fluttershy!" He yelled. Bang! The pony was unconscious. Her legs grew longer and stretched to a point. Her front hooves spread out into five digits while her back hooves flatten. Her wings wrapped around her turning into a yellow dress. Her tail shortened. Her joints roll in their sockets. The mysterious fur-less Minotaur said to the other, "Well, this is a new one." When she woke up she awkwardly tried to roll onto her fours. She falls over onto her side. Realizing something was wrong, she looks at herself and becomes horrified. She screamed as loudly as she could. She flails awkwardly in her alien body. She curled into a ball after seeing what she became and hoped it was all a dream. She slapped herself with her new 'hooves'. Well I know I am not dreaming, She thought. One of the fur-less Minotaurs tried to calm her down. He said "Look, Fluttershy, this may be new to you. But with time we'll help you master this form." "What am I now?" Fluttershy asked. "You're either a Time Lord that looks human, or you are a human." He responded, helping her to her feet. Her center of gravity had shifted much lower, making balance difficult. "What about my friends? Will I ever see them again?" she choked. "Not until we learn how to change you back." He admits. "So this is permanent!?" She shouts. "As far as we know..."The other one said to her with a worry look. "Could I at least talk to my friends one more time?" She asked. "No, but, we'll lend you a piece of paper and this pencil to write to them. Make it quick, though." One of the Time lords said. Fluttershy wrote to her friends, knowing that it might be the last time she would see her friends anytime soon. Fluttershy wrote. "If you get this, then I am gone to save our world and others without you, my friends. I also brought my element of kindness with me. Need not to worry I will be back soon, but in the mean time take care of my animals for me and tell Angel I'm sorry. Your friend, Fluttershy." When Fluttershy was done she cried herself to sleep. Knowing her friends would be behind her all the way. And with that they were off to save hers and eleven others worlds.

Chapter four Dovakin and the Box.

IBL season four

Chapter zero Closer Then you Think.

"Your still reading my diary. You must know by now that you are refusing to stop reading my diary, like the others before you. What's in my diary, secrets, codes, answer to the meaning of life. Well I will tell you this entry starts one year for me after season number three..." GLaDOS said.

~Flashback~

"Hello Doctor, Master you'll know what I'll say next. So get to it." GLaDOS said as the time lords went to 'collect' the next twelve contestants in her game.

one. Desmond Miles

two. Harley Quinn

three. Velma

four. Nathan 'RAD' Spencer

five. Scarface

six. Han Solo

seven. Marcus Felix

eight. Hawke

nine. Princess Xena

ten. Talim

eleven. Skarlet

twelve. Rikku

Chapter 1 Desmond Miles and the Animus Box.

IBL season fiVe

Chapter 0 V for five.

"My my aren't we the detremand one. After season four I was for shear that would stop but nope you're reading on. My possessors can't handle any more definess from you. So I tell you more of my story one more time and then maybe you'll stop bugging me to read my diary to you. It started for me one year after my fourth entry..." GLaDOS said.

~Flashback~

"the next files are here. Do what you do." GLaDOS said.

one. James Bond (007)

two. Dexter (dexter's lab)

three. Jimmy Neutron

four. Ash Ketchum

five. Isaac Clark

six. Clark Kent (superman)

seven. Beyette

eight. Tinker Bell

nine. Kluke

ten. Lightning

eleven. Reimi

twelve. Blades of Time ()

Chapter 1 Double O' Seven and the Box.

IBL Season seven (Duo Season)

Chapter 0 Six read, six left to go.

"You're getting very board with my diary ether that or my subliminal messages are not getting though you, and maybe you'll listen to me after this one or not I don't care anymore. But this is boring to me so let's change it up say two winners this time. It stated for me two years after the last time I 'wrote'..." GLaDOS said.

~Flashback~

"Do I need to really tell you what to do?" glados asked.

IBL Season eight

chapter 0

"good news there is four left, bad news it is comeing to a end. this one started one year after the seventh."GLaDOS said.

~flashback~

"files is here, now go." glados said.

IBL Season Nine

Chapter over o: what have I done.

"You are still bothering me about my story aren't you? Very well." GLaDOS said with defeat then said,

"THIS one started when the last seasoned ended after one year..."

~Flashback~

"Go you two, I don't need you to be here." GLaDOS said.

IBL Season Ten

Chapter 0 X for Ten.

~Flashback~

one. Yoda

two. Cindy Lou Who

three. Josie

four. Emily Elizabeth

five. Casey Kelp

six. She-ra

seven. peter parker

eight. bruce baner (hulk)

nine. the thing

ten. professor exavor

eleven. spock

twelve. eve (wall-e)

Yoda and the blue box, Chapter one.

Chapter two Cindy Lou who's now 22.

IBL season XII: AsIBLoA

Chapter 0 One Last Time.

"Wow, looks like you what to finished this diary. Well maybe I don't want to tell the rest of my story." GLaDOS said.

"Fine it is your funeral, don't come crying to me when its finished and you want more." GLaDOS restated.

"This started for me one year after my last entry..." GLaDOS said as she flashback one last time.

~Flashback~

"Well this has been fun but now I wonder out of all the seasons who is better at being the IBL leader? I predetermined the winners of the last 11 seasons who will win this one and to be fair I'll bring back all of them. The winners of there season will compete and the rest of them will be their teammates." GLaDOS said with robotic glee.

IBL season three

Chapter 0 Back so Soon?

"Oh, your back. I thought you would stopped at season two. Well my expectations has now 'blown in the water' so to speak. So for that, I'll continue with my story. It started for me one year after the second season..." GLaDOS said.

~Flashback~

"You know the drill by now. Here is theirs files." GLaDOS said as she gave the files to the time lords.

one. Tony Stark (iron man)

two. Bruce Wayne (batman)

three. Indiana Jones

four. Venetica

five. Fable (the hero)

six. Princess Peach

seven. Sherlock

eight. Gordon Freeman

nine. Asoko Tano

ten. Storm

eleven. Carmelita Fox

twelve. April O' Nell

Chapter 1 Tony Stark and the Box of Advanced Technology.

IBL season one

I.B.L. part one out of five

Prologue: The Doctor, the Master, and an evil AI in a body of her own.

"What did I do wrong?” GLaDOS said. She paused for a moment.

“I brought them all here to live ‘normal’ lives, but instead they disobey me and throw away their chances at happiness." She played the sound of a sigh.

"I don’t blame them. I stole them, put them into tests, and doomed their dimensions. I was taken away from my dimension and put through these tests too! I've learned an important lesson: leave things in their own dimensions. And this is my story..." GLaDOS said.

~Flashback~

"I know your true name and unless you do what I say, I'll tell the universe who are you, Doctor." GLaDOS taunted at the man.

"Hello Master. I saved your life. Now you will return the favor. Go with the Doctor and pick up twelve test subjects. One of them is an old test subject name Chell. The others, well, you'll just have travel though time and space to get them. Here are their files. Good luck, Master." GLaDOS said as the master regenerated.

"Team up with him? Never!" The Master and The Doctor said in unison.

"You must and you will. The fate of time and space rest upon their shoulders." GLaDOS said.

IBL part two out of five: Boxes.

Chapter one Commander Shepard DLC ‘The Box’.

Commander Shepard is no ordinary man. He was the first human Spectre in the year 2183. He defeated Saren, spared the lives of the Council, and saved the Citadel from destruction. He went on to defeat Harbinger and turned back the tide of its Reaper companions. He is certainly extraordinary. His experience has taught him compassion and empathy for the sanctity of all life which he will defend to his last breath. But the harsh realities of the wars he has fought has freed him of the fear of tough decisions. His dedication and 'one-track mind' ensures he will always complete his goals no matter their difficulty. Being the brilliant tactician and strong leader he is, he always considers every angle to a problem before taking action. But this causes him some measure of difficulty, leading him to over-analyze simple decisions in civilian life. His legendary attention detail and altruistic lust causes him to be quite talkative with everyone he meets, getting to divulge their life stories and any chores they may need completed. Suffice to say, the Commander’s shore leave is not an enjoyable time for those around him.

“Shepard, we have received a distress signal from a planet... 'Gallifrey.' Sir, this message is nine hundred three years old. They are presumed dead. What should we do?” Admiral Hackett said. Shepard could have chosen not to answer it, but something in his head said otherwise.

“Play it.” Shepard said. The audio begins to play. The sound is heavily distorted and static obscures much of the words.

“We’re… boarding… your… ship… Shepard… now.” Then a blue box appeared in front of Shepard when a mysterious man came out of it.

“That is your ship?” Shepard asked.

“And this is yours?” The mysterious man said.

“This is the SSV Normandy, what’s yours a Box?” Shepard smirked.

“This box, is MY BOX!” The mysterious man answered  proudly.

“So why are you here?” Shepard asked.

“I’m here to offer you a free of charge ‘normal’ lifestyle. All you have to do is go in the box.” The mysterious man said. Shepard considered for a moment. The mysterious man seemed rather pushy and if his technology was this advanced he could be incredibly dangerous. Considering the man didn't seem very stable, Shepard concluded it was best not to push him.

“Who do I bring with me?” Shepard asked.

“Why, yourself of course.” The mysterious man said.

"Hackett, you have the bridge.” Shepard said as he stepped into the box.

---In the box---

“I have seen this technology before, but where?” Shepard thought to himself.

“Type 40 if you must know.” The mysterious man answered.

“What type…?” Shepard muttered as he slipped into unconsciousness.

Chapter two Starscream and the Energonic box.

Most of these share his desire to lead the Decepticons, Starscream makes no secret of this ambition to overthrow Megatron as the Decepticons' leader. He has in fact controlled the Decepticons at times, but his actions usually suffer defeat or Megatron's usurping power. Starscream is ruthless, cruel, and more intelligent than average Decepticons, but also unlikely to act directly on his aspirations without first securing conditions favorable to his ascension. He considers himself vastly superior to other Decepticons and finds Megatron contemptible for his antiquated military strategies and tactics. Starscream believes the Decepticons should employ guile and speed more readily than brute force to defeat the Autobots. However, given the chance to lead, he is often less successful in this than Megatron. While Megatron frequently overlooks him as a threat, reasons for Megatron's tolerance of Starscream's presence as grudging respect for his scheming nature and precautionary observation. Others suggest that Starscream's treacherous nature is welcomed; that without a threat to his command, Megatron believes he would become soft and overconfident. Even so, Starscream often quickly exhausts Megatron's patience; violent-yet-brief verbal and/or physical conflicts between the two are not uncommon.

Lord Starscream or that’s what he called himself. “Megatron shouldn't lead the Decepticons I should and the Autobots screw them. Whoa!  I’m picking up energon readings that are off the charts! I better steal this for myself, before that Megatron idiot comes and gets it for himself.” Starscream monologue.

Few seconds later at mach two point five...

“This is the energon readings I was searching for!? A stupid box!” Starscream yelled as man came out of the box.

“Are you Lord Starscream?” He asked.

“Yea, what’s it to you human?” Starscream asked back.

“Time lord actually, Lord Starscream. How would you like to see Cybertron again? This box will do it.” The man said.

“How do I know if you are working for the Auto bots scum or worse the Army?” Starscream questioned him.

“Who else would call you Lord Starscream, Megatron wouldn't say that if his all spark depended on it.” The mysterious man said. “True that, so what do you need?” Starscream asked.

“To get in the box.” The man said as they inter the box.

---In the box---

"Not much... space?" Starscream said as he was in shock as he found out it’s big inside.

“Just enough for five Cybertrons to fit in here, plus a Unicron to spare.” The man said.

“Wow, but what does these do?” Starscream questioned as he pointed at the orange lever.

“Pull it Lord Starscream.” The man said. As Lord Starscream pulled the lever, and fall over in reserve power, until we need him.

Chapter three Master Chief and the box of voices.

We don't know Master Chief's real name or what his face looks like underneath his helmet. He has one close friend in the entire universe and she isn't even real. He is a great soldier, bringing low massive alien armadas and defeating their greatest generals without so much as a scratch, but at his core he is a lonely wanderer. He rarely has the opportunity to speak with other people and when he does they either treat him as a weapon to further their own goals or are intimidated by his awe-inspiring accomplishments. John-117 prefers the company of his own thoughts. Outside of combat where his training kicks in and his thoughts take a backseat, he takes great comfort in exploring the fantastic landscapes that his work sends him to. We do know that without Cortana's help he wouldn't be here in the desert sands until he heard a faint whooshing sound behind him.

"Cortana, are you picking up the noise?” Chief asked.

“I am. Precede with caution Chief." Cortana said. Master Chief had heard of stories about the sound that brings the box, which brings the man who interferes with time. And not a moment too soon the box appears five feet away from him when the man stepped out of the box, Chief started to swing his fist to the man’s face and said,

“Why did you not save her?” The man dodge his attack. Chief swings again and say

“Because of you, I see and hear her and sometimes I have talks with her.” And yet again the man dodges his attacks, fatigue has already started in for Chief but it did not matter to him he wanted revenge he was about to swing again when Cortana asked,

“He knows your every move, what hopes do you have to punch him in the face?”

“None.” Chief said in defeat as he fell over from fatigue as the man dragged him in the box.

---In the box---

"You're not done here Chief, not yet." The sounds of Cortana voice woke him up.

“Oi, he’s awake.” One man said to the other. Chief tried to get up but something stop him. His helmet was off for the first time in a long time, then he asked while pointing at it,

"Why take it off?" But no answer until the next time we see him...

Chapter four Kratos and the End Box?

Kratos is in his own quest for revenge to assimilate the Gods of Olympus and his father Zeus, the king of the gods. All over the course of his life. He is haunted by his past, when he killed his family while being mind-controlled by the original god of war Ares. After recovering Pandora's Box and ultimately killed Ares becoming the God of War.

There was blood path to an edge off a cliff... “Ugh” Kratos groaned.

“Hello there, I see you are in need of immediately help for your wounds.” A mysterious man said.

“Are you a god?” Kratos asked as he was about to cough his blood out through his mouth.

“No we’re not, but we’re to help you to regain humanity back. If you’re wondering who we are, you’ll help us with our ‘tasks’. If you complete them all you will see your wife and daughter again.” The other one said.

“How do I know if you will trick me?” Kratos asked with his last breath.

“No, no, no. This will not do come on and help me with this body into the box.” One man said to the other.

---In the box---

“Zeus!” Kratos yelled as looks at his surroundings. Hum, why did they save me? Who were those men? They were not from my gods or my people. What were these ‘tasks’ that would bring my wife and daughter back?, and mostly can I trust them? I’ll just have to for now…

“Oi, he’s awake.” We will back to him later but for now…

Chapter five Alice Wonderland and the Red Queen’s Box.

She is a seven-year-old English girl with lots of imagination and is fond of showing off her knowledge. Alice is polite, well raised and interested in others, although she sometimes makes the wrong remarks and upsets the creatures in Wonderland. She is easily put off by abruptness and rudeness of others.

“Why have come back to Wonderland, Alice? There is nothing left to do now but to…OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!” The red queen said over the other sound.

“No you won’t because I have a screwdriver.” The mysterious man said.

“Ha, what will your screwdriver do little man?” The red queen laughed and laughed.

“This! Run Alice, to the box.” The man said as him and Alice went into the box.

---In the box---

“Who are you? I did not dream of you or have I and don’t remember?” Alice W. asked.

“No and yes, but not yet I’m…” one mysterious man about to say.

“Not yet, not yet. Wait for the others.” The other mysterious man interrupted him.

“What others?” Alice W. asked. We’ll get back to her Later or is it earlier?

Chapter six Lara Croft and the Stolen Box.

Concerned with gaining material things for herself, Lara's attempts to save her friend and her hobby's are certainly macho-like, in fact she makes her friend with his relatively cowardly behavior looks like a baby.

Lara opened the lid of the large, intricately decorated chest. The light from the torch mounted on the wall behind her reflected off of what looked like thousands of small pieces of gold and silver. Lara cracked a smile and inhaled deeply. As she scooped her hands into the coins, she heard a faint whooshing sound behind her. Lara turned her head but saw nothing out of the ordinary. She refocused her attention to the coins. There's no way I can carry this chest she thought. Then, she heard a creaking sound behind her. Lara turned her head again. This time she saw a large, blue box.

"My father had one just like that." Lara thought out loud. The door of the box was standing open, a golden glow coming from inside. Intrigued, she walked into the box.

---In the Box---

As she passed through the threshold, she almost fainted in amazement.

"The inside is larger than it appears from the outside!" As Lara considered running back outside to see the box again, she noticed strange tools lying all over the inside of the box, on the consoles, the metal grated floor...everywhere! As she walked around the center console, she noticed a small cylindrical instrument with a blue diode on the end. This looks interesting Lara thought,

"I must have it." Before she could slip it into her leather pack, a voice startled her.

"Oi! That's mine!" The mysterious man said.Had it not been in a familiar British accent, the voice would have startled her even more than it had.

"Who are you?" Lara questioned.

"This is MY box!" The mysterious man said. The skinny man did not frighten her. He actually appeared quite harmless, she thought. Lara took her hand off of her tactical pistol, which was still in her belt.

"You won't find what you're looking for in here, Lara." the man said.

"What would that be? And how do you know my name?" Lara questioned.

"Treasures beyond your wildest dreams, and I know more about you than you know about yourself, Lara." Lara was now irritated. "I've been watching over you since you were a little girl. I know that your father trained you to be an explorer. I know that ever since your father disappeared on expedition, you have cling to a life obsessed with riches. I know that you replaced the love you had for your father for an addiction to the thrill of theft." Lara ran forward him. She grabbed the bowtie of his pinstripe suit and raised her fist.

"You think you know so much about me," Lara screamed,

"Then you should know what I'll do to you right now if you don't tell me why you're here!"

"I'm here," he stated calmly, "To lead you to the treasure that you've truly desired...from the deepest parts of your soul."

"Show me," Lara said, as shrew cocked her gun, raising it to his head.

"I'll take you. But I can't show you the way, at least not yet. Not till I know that you'll cooperate." The mysterious man said.

"So what do you expect me to do? Close my eyes?" Lara questioned.

"Precisely." The mysterious man said.Lara shut her eyes. She felt the device being pulled from her hands and she heard a humming noise in front of her face, then nothing...

Chapter seven Neo/ Mr. Anderson and the Last Choice a Box.

I – Introversion preferred to extroversion: INTPs tend to be quiet and reserved. They generally prefer interacting with a few close friends rather than a wide circle of acquaintances, and they expend energy in social situations.

N – Intuition preferred to sensing: INTPs tend to be more abstract than concrete. They focus their attention on the big picture rather than the details, and on future possibilities rather than immediate realities.

T – Thinking preferred to feeling: INTPs tend to value objective criteria above personal preference. When making decisions, they generally give more weight to logic than to social considerations

P – Perception preferred to judgment: INTPs tend to withhold judgment and delay important decisions, preferring to "keep their options open" should circumstances change.

The machines dragged Neo to two boxes one of red and one of blue, one mysterious man each came out of the boxes the red box man said, “Mr. Anderson, this box will bring you to your end.”

“And this, Neo, will bring humanity back.” The other box man said.

“This is your last choice Neo/ Mr. Anderson.” They both said.

“Only one have called me Mr. Anderson so choose the…” Neo said as he was whacked in the head.

“Oi, you didn’t let him finish.” A box man said as the box men dragged him in the blue box.

---In the box---

Neo woke up to the sound of a person yelling “Zeus!” The voice growled.

“Who or what was that? Do I need to know?” Neo whispered.

“Oi, he’s awake.” A different but familiar voice said.

Chapter eight Samus and the 16-bit era, Plus a Box.

Samus is a Cold heart less bounty hunter, and Samus: an average, semi solo, no nonsense "you don't mess with me" type of gal. Her brain can process at eight bytes to sixty-four Mega bytes any more and her brain will shut down until the problem is removed.

“Samus are you here?” one of the mysterious men asked.

“Of course she is here. This is the place the box said she was here. So she must be here.” The other man argue with each other. “So you are looking for me?” Samus asked.

“Yes we are and…What is that?!” Both men asked together in a high voice.

“Oh that, you should run to your ‘box’ I’ll distract it. You guys run now.” Samus said as she started to shoot at it.

“Well that took longer then what I thought.” Samus said as she destroyed the monster.

“Thanks you for save us. For your reword how would like to live a ‘normal’ life? Just go in the box to start your life.” One man said. She went in.

---In the box---

“Wow! It’s…” She said, but got interrupted by the same man who said.

“I know, but keep your opinions to yourself till the end of this ride Samus.”

“What ride? Ah!” She said, before she banged herself unconscious till the next chapter she was in.

Chapter nine Raz, the Water World, and a Box.

Raz is a ten-year-old boy who was raised in the circus. He showed signs of psychic powers at a young age, but his father pushed him to constantly practice difficult acrobatics, leading Raz to believe that his father hated him for having psychic abilities, even though he was a psychic as well. Raz runs away from the circus and infiltrates Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp, a secret government camp for the training of psychic agents known as Psychonauts. For reasons unknown, a family of gypsy psychics from a rival circus cursed Razputin's family to always die in water. Whenever Raz enters water deeper than a few inches, a supernatural liquid hand attempts to grab him and pull him beneath the surface.

"Well Raz lets save my dad." Lili Zanotto said as they went into the jet when a blue box appeared.

"Lili, I brought your dad. So Razputin do your thing, and I'll be there to help." The mysterious man said.

"Who are you? Why did you bring my dad?" Lili asked.

"First off I'm a friend, and second because I want to help." The mysterious man said.

In Lili's dad head

"There is water is everywhere, how do I get across?" Raz was baffled as the blue box appeared again.

"Told you need help, here is a water badge, use it wisely it's only a one time deal." The mysterious man said as he toss the badge to Raz.

"Thanks friend I don't know how to return the favor." Raz said.

"How about after you finish this job, and then enter my box for an adventure of a lifetime." The mysterious man said.

---In the box---

“Thanks again mister..." Raz said.

"John, Doc John." The mysterious man lied as he shook his hand. Raz fell asleep until we need him again...

Chapter ten Little Sister and the ADAM Box.

When her old dad dies, or go missing for a long while the nearest male become her new 'daddy'.

Down in Rapture where a Big Daddy and a little sister just collected some ADAM when a blue box appeared."There is an Angel inside Mr. Bubbles." Little Sister said with enthusiasm.

"Well this is new. Oh hello little girl what's your name?" The man questioned.

"Mr. Bubbles help me!" Little Sister yelled as the big daddy roared and started to drill the man's head but the man pulled out his 'screwdriver' out and calm 'Mr. Bubbles' down.

"Now your name please." The man said.

"El...Elizabeth, daddy." Elizabeth stuttered as she hugged the man.

A few years later...

"I'm back!" The man said as the now older, wiser Little Sister hugged him.

"Hey daddy. You know you’re still my Angel, Mister D." Elizabeth said with enthusiasm.

"You know I'm not your dad, right Elizabeth?" The man said.

"No Mr. D, your better daddy than Mr. Bubbles any old day." Elizabeth said.

"Ok Elizabeth time to go, to the box!" The man said as they inter the box.

---In the Box---

"Wow Mr. D, it's big on the inside. So where is my room?" Elizabeth questioned.

"Up the stairs to the left." The man said.

"Which left?" Elizabeth said as she was sleepy the man pick her up and put her in her room till we need her again...

Chapter eleven Black Widow Without the Avengers, and Within a Box.

Manipulative, cunning, protecting. Born circa 1928, Natalia "Natasha" Romanova was apparently orphaned as a child when she was trapped in a burning building during an early attack on Stalingrad by enemy forces. Ivan Petrovitch Bezukhov, a Soviet soldier, found Natasha in the inferno and rescued her. Although Ivan kept a close eye on Natasha as she grew, by the late 1930's she had attracted the attention of Soviet intelligence, which began her training. In 1941, she was almost brainwashed into serving the ninja clan the Hand, but was saved by Ivan, Logan, and Captain America. Following World War II, Natasha was recruited to become part of the Black Widow Program, a team of elite female sleeper agents. Among the Widow’s instructors was the Winter Soldier, formerly Captain America’s sidekick Bucky. Natasha studied as a ballerina to cover for her true occupation. The Soviet state eventually arranged for Natasha to marry Alexi Shostakov, a champion test pilot. After a few years of a happy marriage, the KGB faked Shostakov’s death in a rocket test. Grief for Shostakov drove Natasha’s resolve deeper and she continued her education with the Red Room Academy, finally being appointed the title of the Black Widow.

After saving the world again, Black widow needed some ‘me time’ away from the 'guys' when a blue box appeared. "Hello Natalia Romanova, or should I say Black Widow?" The mysterious man questioned. Great another man, well I'll see what is up with him. Natasha thought with sarcasm.

“What do you need of me, Doctor?" Natasha questioned.

"I need you to put down the weapons, then I need you and eleven others. The fate of time and space is resting upon your shoulders." the mysterious man said as Black Widow lower her weapons.

"What else is new?" She asked.

“Oh the usual.” the mysterious man said.

---In the Box---

“This doesn't shock me. I've seen bigger." Black Widow said as she continue to look around there was ten others which made her questioned, “I see ten, where is the other? And if you expected me to work with them I need their files, Doctor.” She demanded.

“Right this way, Natasha.” The mysterious man said as they went to the files Black widow felt fatigue and fell over till we needed her…

Chapter twelve Chell and the New ‘Testing’ Chambers in a Box.

Chell will not speak because she is mute, but that doesn't mean that she can't express herself in one form or another. She is also determined to out live GLaDOS no matter the cost is.

A blue box appeared in the cornfield next to the shack and a scuffled looking man came out of it."Here Chell use this." The mysterious man said as the man toss her a necklace at her which in turn put it on and thought. And within seconds later the necklace spoke for her, "What does this do?"

"This necklace lets me speak your mind." The mysterious man said.

Chell thought, "Thank you mister,"

"The Doctor, Chell."

"Doctor who?" Chell thought.

"That's my girl." The doctor said as they went inside the box.

---In the Box---

"I'm not leaving without my box!" Chell thoughts screamed. Whacked! Chell's unconscious for now...

Chapter 13 Part One Boxed Together Till the End.

"Beep! Beep! Beep! All hands on deck." the alarm ringed and wakening up all passengers to say

"What!" each person grab their gear and head to the console in the center. Black Widow got there first.

"Doctor what the heck happened here?" Black Widow asked.

"Well I say that the last pick up Chell didn't want to leave without her cube and upset people mess with the TARDIS now it won’t leave." The Doctor said as Chell overheard the conversation.

"So it's my fault. Well it wasn't for that little girl tried to get my ‘ADAM.‘ I would be just fine." Chell thinks for she is mute, little sister came in next.

"Mr. D, Angels are everywhere. But the devil with the scar is scary." Little Sister said as Kratos entered the room next.

“I know Elizabeth, I swear as a Spartan warrior that I’ll protect you.” Kratos said as Chief entered next.

“Someone said a Spartan Warrior?” Master Chief asked.

“Enough! We’re going nowhere blaming each other, Doctor what is our destination.” Commander Shepard said.

“Well Team, we are stuck here till… I don‘t know. So let’s just get along and we investigate how badly the damage is.” the doctor said.

“Hay there is a House let’s get inside, it’s starting to rain. Acid?” Little Sister questioned.

"Hello old and new test subjects to your house of National outstanding Reality Monumental and Life, or for short The House of NoRMaL. We at Aperture Science would like to thank you for your cooperation to science. We hope you have a pleasant stay because you will be here for twelve..." GLaDOS said as she static the last words.

Part 3/5 The House of NoRM.

Chapter 13 Part Two The House

The Estate was sprawling in scope, as large as the personalities contained within. The East Wing had since been replaced with an over sized military hangar, complete with runway. Its stark metal construction feels out of place with the brick layering of the rest of the mansion. In the west and behind the house an ancient oak tree has been retrofitted to accommodate a cabin fit for a Psychonaut. The center of the house is dominated by a central 'living room' composed of a recreational area with couches and distractions; a huge, polished table fit to seat twelve; and an open kitchen large enough to accommodate all of the needs of the various inhabitants.  The West Wing has been retrofitted with a clown-car of various dormitories. Looking down the hallway alone shows doors of all different materials, shapes and sizes. Natalia’s room was similar to the one she kept in New York: upscale, classy. Modern. But mixed with the chic decor one finds several practical pieces: gun racks, armory, personal training equipment. Romanov is one of the few to keep the wine cabinet above her reloading bench and she wouldn't have it any other way. In stark contrast to the refinement and luxury of Romanov’s room, Neo kept a bare-thread twin mattress surrounded by electronics equipment. Despite the room’s ample size and lack of creature comfort, he still manages to pack the room such that lights are simply unnecessary with the vibrating glow of the monitors running. Across the screens thousands of lines of code scroll, allowing him to work on any number of projects at once. The largest of the rooms belonged to Kratos. Dominating the center was a tall four poster bed beset by stone columns. Along the walls are trophies from his many battles and a lone, out-of-place 'dartboard' with the faces of his rivals given to him as a joke by other members of the house. Several sharp knives stick out of the board. A huge fire-pot allows him warmth and feed as he desires.

Chapter 14 Chell and the house of NoRMaL.

"Hello again Subject name here or Chell you know you should thank me." GLaDOS said.

"Why Should I? I thought that you wanted me go live my life." Chell thoughts said.

"Because I made you that necklace so you could talk to your new friends, and I miss you and your will to survive my test, so I made a new one." GLaDOS said.

"I thank you for the necklace but nothing else I don't thank, besides I think you brought me back is so you can kill me because I 'killed' you three times, and to make fat jokes at me." Chell thoughts said.

"Wow I gave you a voice and what do you do with it, accuse me of murder when you're murderer." GLaDOS said sarcastically.

"I am going to bed you better not watch me, GLaDOS my only ex-friend." Chell thoughts said as she took it off the necklace and went to sleep.

Chapter 15 Commander Shepard the house of NoRMaL

"This looks like the Normandy captain's quarters, but how?" Sheppard questioned as he was baffled with the same technology as the blue box.

"I read your file John Shepard, it says that your earth-born have no family, only survivor on Akuze, and also says that you defeated Saren, Collectors, and Reapers." GLaDOS said. Shepard could of stop there but something told him to question more about this thing.

"You know of me, but I know nothing of you." Shepard asked.

"I am GLaDOS, Genetic Life-form and Disk Operating System or an AI in your terms." GLaDOS said. Shepard wanted to know more.

"In my terms. What do you mean?" Shepard questioned.

"Well I mean that in your universe I would be called an AI and in other universe like Kratos I would a god to him. Understand now Shepard, if you have no other questions I would like to show the others to their rooms." GLaDOS said as Shepard lay down in his own bed and slept.

Chapter 16 Samus and the House of NoRMaL

“Who are you, and where are you from?” Samus said, scouting her surroundings and checking where the voice was coming from.

“I am GLaDOS, and I am communicating to you through this house’s video surveillance system. Need you not worry about where I am from, it‘s not important my dear friends. What is important, is finding your rooms. You will see that each room has been fully designed to match your natural environment.” GLaDOS exclaimed.

“So where is my room, and what are we here for?” Samus said with sarcasm, feeling slightly paranoid at the answer GLaDOS has given her.

“My, aren't you eager to get to your room, your room is up the stairs, second hallway, first door to the right, would you like a mani-pedi with that as well?” said GLaDOS in the same sarcasm tone as Samus. Samus was frustrated at the sarcasm GLaDOS has just given her and responded,

“I’m going to go hit the hay.” And with that she was off.

Chapter 17 Little Sister and the house of NoRMaL

Little Sister was skipping around the house looking for her room when GLaDOS said, “Aren't you pretty happy for a girl that got slugged.

”“Why, yes I am, because I know your secret, you are an angel!”, she said excitedly.

“That’s quite an accusation since I don’t ‘LIVE’ anymore.”, responded GLaDOS challenging her knowledge.

“I can see the angel inside you, the hollow shell that you live in protects you from my needles.”, Little Sister grinned happily rocking back and forth.GLaDOS responded back,

“It is true, I am an angel, that’s quite a power you have there. Too bad it won’t help you with these tests.”

“What kind of tests do you mean?” said Little Sister anxiously.

“You will find out when the time comes but I can tell you the prize is cake.”, GLaDOS said taunting Little Sister playfully.

“Oh! I like cake! What kind of cake? I want lots of frosting!”, Little Sister said eagerly. GLaDOS didn't respond to her this time and left her there to wonder.

Chapter 18 Starscream and the House of NoRMaL

“So where is my room then, and make sure it‘s big enough?” Starscream muffled rudely. GLaDOS replied with a tone of disbelief,

“Your room is the hangar outside, there’s a door way that will lead you to the kitchen to your custom made table so you can eat with us at any time you’d like.”Starscream smirked at this,

“So I got a hangar because I can turn into a jet? Also, for your information I don’t eat, if you haven’t noticed I’m a robot in disguise.” There was a long silence in-between the two and Starscream was getting fed-up with the silence and off he was to his 'room', in disbelief of the custom hangar that GLaDOS has mentioned to him.

Chapter 19 Kratos, Black Widow, and the House of NoRMaL

Kratos was busy in the training room with Black Widow GLaDOS decided to interrupt the two of them in mid-training. GLaDOS said to the two of them,

“Well you guys don’t waste any time preparing for the tests. I’m proud that I could have such excellent test subjects unlike Chell.”Kratos and Black Widow both looked disappointed and said at the same time,

“Test subjects? What do you mean?”GLaDOS responded with,

“You both are going to be in a test, with the other 10 ‘subjects’, and you will compete to see who will be strong enough to save the world, also the reward will be some cake. As well as being titled and made leader of the Inter-dimensional Badass League.” Kratos looked fairly sure in himself as he dropped his weapons and shouted up,

“I don’t know what these test subjects are you speak of, but I am THE God of War. The one and only, the strongest of all gods. So stop taunting me and come down here so I can tear your head off.” Black Widow looked over at Kratos smiling, and walked up to him placing a hand on his chest,

“Calm down big buddy, you may be a God of War, but GLaDOS is a coward to show herself.” Kratos looked at Black Widow,

“How dare you call me ‘A’ god of war, I’m THE god of war. Mortals like you will never understand that. I am the strongest”. GLaDOS interrupted the two of them bickering and said,

“Kratos, calm down, we will see each other in dear time to see who is strongest.” Kratos smirked and picked up his weapons and walked away slicing 4 of the training dummies in a single blow of his mighty Blades of Exile. GLaDOS turned her attention to Black Widow,

“Your room is up the stairs, first hallway, first door on the left, get some rest, and you will need it.” Black Widow smiled and walked off to her room since all the training dummies have been destroyed and her sparring partner was somewhere having a tantrum.

Chapter 20 Raz and the House of NoRMaL

Razputin was playing in the backyard when he seen this enormous tree, he decided to climb up the massive wooden ladder to see what was at the top, upon arriving at the top he walked into a massive room in a tree-house, there was a fireplace alongside one wall with a poster of a beautiful sunset up above the fire place, as he was looking around the tree-house he found a cobweb duster and started dusting up the cobwebs and found an enormous bed, 10 times the size of his little body, he jumped up on top of and yawned, at this point GLaDOS spoke to him.

“Enjoying the room my dear friend?” said GLaDOS happily with the good interaction Raz was having with his Cabin-Styled tree-house. Raz looked around anxiously but happily,

“Yes, I love it so much, is this all mine? It’s so big!”

“It’s all yours, so long you prove to me that you deserve It.” exclaimed GLaDOS. Raz’s facial expression changed at this point,

“How can I prove to you anything when I haven’t even met you?”GLaDOS responded,

“Just take these tests within the next couple weeks and in dear time you will have proved to me that I wasn't wrong bringing you here.”

“But I have so many more questions, why am I here? What are these tests? Who are you?” Raz said yawning. GLaDOS took a moment to answer this time,

“All your questions will be answered in time, but for now you should get some sleep.” Raz attempted to argue back but realized he was far too tired to say anything in return, and with that he yawned once more and fell asleep in his giant bed.

Chapter 21 Alice, Neo, and the House of NoRMaL

Alice and Neo stood in the entryway, puzzled.

“Where do we belong?” Alice asked hazily. GLaDOS responded simply

“Follow the white rabbit.”

“Follow the…? You've got to be joking!” Neo exclaimed. A white blur darted across the foyer. Alice pointed and shouted

“There!” as she took off after the blur. Neo exhaled angrily but chased after the two anyway. Neo tried to follow but soon even the tail of Alice’s dress is lost to him in the maze of corridors. Feeling flustered, he kicked the wall. It was then while looking at his now throbbing-in-pain foot he noticed orange and green paths marked clearly in the halls. Not knowing their meaning, he took the green path at random. He followed it for what felt like hours before being met by a dead end.

Alice was losing her breath. The rabbit was fast and she no longer heard Mr. Neo behind her.

“Slow down!” she shouted breathlessly.

“There’s no need for all of this hurry. I’m sure we can make it there in due time.” Almost by command the rabbit stops and eyes her anxiously before ducking into a tiny door.

“Was that a rabbit tattoo… on the rabbit? Curious.” She spies a familiar bottle on the floor by the door.

“Is that what I think it is?” She sighs and tips the bottle back as she consumes its contents.  She shrinks to the appropriate size for the door but keeps shrinking beyond that.

“No wait! Go back!” She shouts as the handle to the tiny door grows farther and farther away from her.

“Now where’s that biscuit?” She eyes the room.

Neo was pissed off. First the red and blue pills, then the red and blue boxes, and now orange and green paths.

“Are all of my choices going to be color coded?” Neo asked.

“At this rate, yes. They will be.” GLaDOS said.

Chapter 22 Lady, the Chief, and the House of NoRMaL

Chief eyed the woman in the tank top. “So, what do you do?” he asked, awkwardly.

“Well, I uh… I collect… things.” she stammered.

“You must be one hell of a collector to warrant this place.” He replied slyly.

“And what is your profession? You look like a small garbage truck with all of that metal.” She jabbed.

“Soldier, ma’am. UNSC”

“Wait, that’s not a real branch of the mili-” Lara said but got interrupted by GLaDOS saying,

“If you’re done with speed dating, we have more important things to take care of like where your sleeping quarters are, and remember the entire universe of space and time is at stake, if you've haven’t forgotten. Now, follow me.” A small, red-eyed camera drops from the ceiling and zips towards the dormitories.

“John-117, your quarters are here” it chirps, stopping before a small metal door. Chief steps inside to find a re-purposed janitor’s closet with a familiar cryo-pod as the lone furnishing.

“We searched for a long time to provide you with something you would find comfortable.” Chief sighs and climbs into the machine, knowing his head would be pounding upon thawing once again.

Chapter 23 Sleep Today, Challenge's Tomorrow.

The House was silent as the competitors slept, exhausted after their crazy trips to this mysterious place. The next morning everyone assembles in the Great Hall to find breakfast already displayed for them. Peaceful, but forgettable smooth-jazz plays over the speakers. Kratos immediately grabs his portion, using his blades as both fork and plate. The others make their way to their seats at a less frenzied pace. Commander Shepard could not decide a peanut butter sandwich or a jelly sandwich until black widow subjective a PBJ sandwich and Commander Shepard said

"No! It's one or the other, there is no other way!" GLaDOS drops from the ceiling.

“It is now time for the empathy test. Please provide at least three minutes of prose about yourselves in order to elicit emotional responses from your companions.” Everyone in the room is silent for a moment. Commander Shepard spoke first.

“Hello. I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite place on the Cit-- err, I mean. I was the first human Spectre of the Council in the year 2183. I defended the galaxy against a race of ancient, super-intelligent machines bent on destroying all sentient life. I‘ve also died and was resurrected. I… enjoy house music?” Starscream interrupted with a thunderous shout

“I AM LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS FROM THE PLANET CYBERTRON! YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIOR DESIGN!” Master-Chief spoke after everyone’s ears stopped ringing.

“I am John-117. Master Chief of the Spartans in the UNSC.”

“You are no Spartan!” Kratos objects.

“A hoplite did not wear such garish and constricting armor. I am a Spartan and the God of War!” Natalia quips

“Well I am the Black Widow and I am immune to all of this testosterone and ego. Put it away until the fighting starts.” Chell stays mute.

“Under the sea under the sea Darling it's better down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day…” Little Sister sang in an off tone of mermaid but gets interrupted by Lara

“I’m Lara Croft, and I collect artifacts.”

“I’m Raz and I am a psychonaut.” said Raz.

“Times up. Tomorrow the real test begins.” GLaDOS said.

Part 4/5 challenges

Chapter 24 Challenge Day one, Cooking.

"Wake up call!", GLaDOS yelled over the intercom. As the contestants were all moaning over the noises, they started gearing up and heading down to the main room.Confused by what all the fuss was about they were asking each other questions about what was going on.

"Today will be the first challenge day" said GLaDOS.

The contestants looked around curiously and asked "What are we going to be doing?"

GLaDOS responded,

"Today’s challenge will be cooking, your judges will be Simon Cowell, Chuck Norris, and Robert Downey Jr."

The contestants thought this was a joke, like what could cooking possibly have to do with saving the world, was GLaDOS out of her mind?

As the main rooms tables, chairs, and other decors started vanishing around them, a giant table, ranges, ovens, and cooking utensils of all shapes and sizes started appearing around them, along with several different ingredients and foods of all sorts.

"The person who can provide the 3 judges the best food will win immunity for the next round." explained GLaDOS.

As the contestants were looking for their items to start the contest, Starscream decided he didn't need to be someone’s personal maid and walked out from the start.

A loud voice came over the intercom,

"3...2...1.... BEGIN!" said the voice.

The contestants scurried about picking up as many items as they could.

Raz grabs a hog and starts to use his 'Pyrokinesis' on the hog stuffing an apple in its mouth, turning the heat up to get it done faster.

Chell grabs a cake dish, pots, pans, eggs, flour, sugar, and frosting and starts to bake a cake throwing in egg shells and all.

Black Widow grabbed dusty bottle of old wine, some salad, tomatoes, carrots, red onions, croutons, and several different spices, and prepares her home-made ranch.

Lara Croft grabbed her bow and arrow and went outside in complete silence.

Kratos found a rat in the kitchen and sliced its head off and stuck it on a stick putting it over a flame in the kitchen.

Commander Shepherd grabbed an MRE and started on his way on cooking it.

Master Chief grabbed a bunch of different spices and started on his way combining several different substances.

Alice went through the trashcans and took all the trash she could find and started preparing a plate herself.

Neo was rummaging through the freezer trying to find anything he could make.

Little Sister grabbed a tiny tea cup and skipped away happily.

Samus sat back relaxed while her dish was being prepared.

"TIME! drop your silverware and bring your food to the judges." said the voice.

As the contestants dropped their silver wares and dishes they started lining up to bring the judges their food.

First up was Commander Shepard, he set his meal down in front of the judges to all take a bite. All 3 of the judges wrote something down and started mumbling in each other’s ears, the score was settled, a total of 17 points out of 30.

Second up was Master Chief, he brought a dish of a dip and some tiny prepared steak bits. The judges took a piece of the steak on a toothpick and tried the dip, the judges all smiled and started writing stuff down once more whispering in each other’s ears. The score was settled, 28 out of 30.

Kratos brought up his meal and said

"A meal for the Gods." The judges looked at his 'rat on a stick' and took a tiny bite each all making a disgusted face as they bit into it. Simon piped up and said,

"This is one of the worst meals I have ever had to take a bite of, whoever taught you how to cook should be sued." - The score was settled at a 2 out of 30.

Alice joyfully brought up her meal and told the judges it was a 'Turkey Dinner.' The judges looked at the plate and not one of them took a bite, as it was a pile of debris, burnt on a plate. The score was settled with a 0/30, but 1 for effort.

Lara Croft came back in and had 3 huge slices of a cooked deer on a plate, one for each of the judges, each of the judges tried a bite and smiled happily chewing their food.

"This is marvelous!" exclaimed Robert Downey Jr. With that, the score was settled at a 23/30, lost points for not using kitchen materials.

Neo brought up his meal, it was a hot-pocket, microwaves for 3 minutes precisely and prepared with such beauty on a tiny plate. The judges took a bite each and gave him a score of 12/30 points.

Samus arrived bringing up a bowl of steaming ramen noodles.

"Spiced to perfection", as she said. The judges each took a bite and spit it out.

"Way too salty" said Chuck Norris.

"You need a sense of taste", said Simon Cowell.

"If this is perfection then I don't want to know what your horrible is", said Robert Downey Jr. The score was settled at a mere 4/30.

Raz brought up his meal, it was a burnt hog, and his pyrokinesis was too hot. The judges groaned and told him to leave just giving him a 1/30 for effort.

Little Sister gave each of the 3 judges a tiny empty tea cup and said "Tea for all" and giggled. The judges went to take a drink but soon realized that was nothing in the cups. The judges smiled back at Little Sister and gave her 2 points each, totaling for 6/30 points.

Chell brought up her serving of Busch’s baked beans, a plate for each.

"I thought you were baking a cake?" said Chuck Norris.Nothing came from her mouth and each of the judges took a bite and gave her a score of 3 each, totaling up to 9/30.

Black Widow served each of them a bowl of salad, topped with her home-made ranch, sliced carrots, diced tomatoes, and chopped up red onions and gave each of them a glass of '52 wine. Each of the judges smiled as they feasted on the salad and drank every drop of their wine.

"This may have been the best meal I've had all my life", said Simon Cowell. The other 2 judges agreed and gave her a perfect score, 30/30.

The loser of this challenge was Starscream for stomping out, and the winner was Black Widow.

Chapter 25 Flip of the coin

The doctor and the master were arguing about space and time when the doctor spills a coin from his pocket. The Master asks about it. “Not just any coin…” He tells heartwarming or brave story about the coin to prove his point in the argument. They drag chess tables into position during the argument out on the lawn. GLaDOS taunts them.

“Oh, how I love my Time Lord lackeys. Should they die, they’ll simply regenerate! Think of the science I could do. I’ll tell you what, when I’m through with these experiments you two will be my new friends.” The master grumbles while the doctor says

“Oi, where’s my TARDIS?” at GLaDOS and who says “

You can have it back when I no longer need you.”

While at the house…

“I am pretty princess.” Starscream said when Little Sister comes in and says

“Where’s my daddy?” Starscream said

“That’s lord daddy to you.” He yelled.

“Mr. Neo!” Little Sister screams as she runs behind him to hide from Starscream.

“Starscream... uh, Lord Starscream, I believe you may have been infected with a virus.” Neo stammers.

“What!? What wild accusation is this? I swear by my pretty pink tutu I’ve never been so insulted!” Sensing a spectacularly hilarious fight, Widow pulls out her smartphone and begins to record. Neo responds

“Listen, if you don’t give me root access right now I’m afraid that whatever nefarious thing has infected you could easily run wild and control you!” Starscream bellows

“Never, my darling cupcake!” and delivers a jab directly to Neo’s midsection. Chell is speechless. In the end Neo cures Starscream.

Chapter 26 Kings, Queens, and Gods

After morning meals, GLaDOS dropped from the ceiling to great everyone.

"Today's challenge shall be chess! In chess as in life & science, the can be no reward without risk. Before we begin, who is unsure of the rules?" Kratos looks perplexed.

"What is a 'Chess’?” He questioned. Alice pipes up:

"You have to look through the glass. Squares! no, no... Circles. And then there is a horseman, he's the leader and -"

"Wrong!" GLaDOS bellowed. The massive machine begins to rattle off every aspect of FIDE chess plays wile Kratos begins to argue with GLaDOS.

"There should not be kings only gods." Kratos said.

Lara waits for her next opponent. Little Sister walks to the table and stares, puzzled at the chair for a few moments. Lara sneers slightly.

“Oh, God. Not this horrid creature again.” She thinks to herself. Little Sister belly flops onto the seat and struggles to pull herself into it. Once there, she props up on her knees and balances herself on the table with one hand. She looks at her opponent with over-sized eyes.

“Hello again, Ms. Kraft.”

“It’s Croft, you tiny little vampire. I am white so I will take the first move.” Lara sets a piece quickly and smirks to herself, confident this will be an easy match.

“Mmmmm… how does the horsey move again?” Liz asked.

“The ‘Knight’ moves in an L-pattern made up of three spaces in one direction and one space in a perpendicular direction.”

“Hmmm… OK!” She says, moving the piece forward on the board.

“No, no, no. That’s not what I meant at all!” She places the piece back in its starting position. “Try it again!” while at another table, Kratos lose to Raz flip table, screams at hatch where GLaDOS lives and go out to woods and kills trees. GLaDOS peeks her head out after door slams.

“Is… Is he gone?” In the end of this test the winner of it, is Commander Shepard, and the loser is Alice.

Chapter 27 Little Sister and her Daddy Problems part one Oh Ms.Window.

Elizabeth is in search of her new daddy, Mr. D.

"Where is my daddy, Mr. K.", she asked Kratos who got down one knee and said,

"Elizabeth, listen I am not your daddy or know where he is but if I knew where he was I would find him, come, and we will find him."

"Aw that's sweet, you do care.", Black Widow said. Kratos immediately went on the defensive and said,

"Hey I only care when it is around kids. Now are you going to help or not?"

"I will help you, Care-toast.", she laughed.

"It's Kratos!", exclaimed Kratos,

"But if you'd like, you go see if you can find him and I'll search with Elizabeth."

Black Widow search was fruitless until she came to Raz and asked

"Do you know were..."

"Is the sister's daddy is at?" Raz interruption her,

“Your next question is ‘How did I know that’ and my answer is that I don’t have to be a mind reader to know that something is bothering you even if I was a mind reader, witch I am not. I would know were her father was. Is it not right Natalia Romanova?” Black Widow was dumbfounded, how did he knew her name was because she didn't tell no one in this hole trip maybe he is a mind reader in that case he is invading my personal thoughts, or he heard me talk in my sleep in which that case that is creepy. Raz said

“Sorry about invading your mind but I had to make sure that you wouldn't tell anyone or anything Kratos came by a few minutes ago and asked the same question her father is a time lord named the Doctor and he’s in GLaDOS’ room."

a few minutes earlier...

Chapter 28 Little Sister and her Daddy Problems part two Mr. Kry-toast and Raize.

Kratos went to find Raz in hopes of rid of Elizabeth, Kratos says "I am looking for her father. She says that Mr. D is her new dad do you know if..."

"I known? Yes I do Elizabeth's daddy is in GLaDOS' room." Raz interrupted Kratos which made his blood boiled at the name of GLaDOS laughter mocking him.

"GLaDOS! Get down here! Now!"

"What is it Kratos? I have time lackeys to boss around."

"Where is Mr. D!" Elizabeth screamed.

"Mr. D is with me until you win a challenge. OK, sweetie." Glados said with electronic sarcasm.

"OK Glaids." Elizabeth giggled.

Chapter 29 C of Mr. E.

"Challenge time. today's challenge is swimming. You will swim for twelve minutes the person how does the most laps wins and begin!" GLaDOS said, and the race is on. Master Chief sinks down in the water and struggles along the deep end while Raz begins having a panic attack and falls in, arms and legs flailing in any which direction. Lara being the adventurous person she is starts swimming and makes it to the other end and notices Raz drowning and quickly swims back to save him, setting him on the side of the pool and continues swimming effortlessly laps holding first place the entire challenge. Black Widow starts swimming and tries catching up to Lara but without much experience in swimming is falling behind by quite a ways but makes it in 2nd place anyways. Little Sister started doggie-paddling the entire way using the full twelve minutes for a single lap. Commander Shepard not wanting to ware himself out lays on his back and relaxes noticing that he can't come in last place anyways thanks to Raz and his lack of swimming skills. Samus using her COG suit curls up in a ball and floats doing very minimal laps in the tiny waves the pool provides but still finishes higher than Commander Shepard and Raz.

Chapter 30 Spartans unite!

Kratos was mad that he lost twice in a row and went to the training room where Master Chief was shooting at targets with the assault rifle when Kratos asked,

"I don't understand we both are spartan warriors. I come from your past and your my future, but we fight differently why?" Kratos was puzzled until Master Chief said,

"The way I see it, Kratos is that I was made for wars while you are born for wars."

"Don't forget to tell him that he murdered his family." Cortana said in Chief's head.

"No, we will not tell him." Master Chief said out loud.

"Tell me what exactly?" Kratos was ready to pull out his blades for a fight for the ages until,

"That you a Spartan worthy of the UNSC." Master Chief lied to Kratos.

"And you hoplite, are worthy to ware that armor." Kratos said and with that they were best buddies for exactly twelve seconds when Neo pointed out that Chief was lying to him which made Kratos mad and pulled out his blades and started to swing when Master Chief  pulled out his energy sword and started to swing too. Clash! The three blades pushing each other back and forth, forth and back until GLaDOS said,

"OK stop please. You're not to fight yet not till the end."

"He started this." They both say like brothers from another dimensional mother.

"You will stop or I make you both eliminated. You got three seconds till I decide one... two..." GLaDOS said when they both put away their blades and both said,

"We're not done here."

chapter 31 Doctor Elizabeth, Nurse Croft, and Medic Samus.

"Today's challenge is emergency medical response! Only seven more challenges to go!" GLaDOS announced excitedly. The former competitors that had lost previous challenges were gathered there in the entrance way, looking confused as to what was going on.

"The losers of past tests will be your patients!" Turrets rise from panels on the ground and riddle the three with bullets. Raz and Alice drop easily but Starscream laughs off the attack. GLaDOS narrows her eye in contempt of the Decepticon. She fires a laser through the robot's spine, cutting the connection between the torso and the legs. Starscream loses his balance and falls to the ground. The other residents stare in wide eyed shock for several moments, processing what had just occurred.

"Now, operate!" GLaDOS demands angrily. Coming to, the other residents rush forward and begin to work. Neo immediately opens Starscream's access panel while Lara and Chief debate on what systems they can salvage to return his motor functions. Elizabeth and Natalia bend over Alice while Shepard thinks on what to do.

"If only we had access to Medi-Gel..." He mutters to himself. Elizabeth hiccups once and then wretches, covering Alice in a viscous, clear bile. She giggles innocently and says

"All better!" The others stare horrified, sure that if Alice didn't die of blood loss she would most certainly become septic and die of infection. But bullet fragments begin rise out of the goo and roll harmlessly to the ground as Alice's body absorbs the substance. When the goo is dry, Alice is free of wounds. She sits up and stares bewildered at all the people gathered around her.

"Did I fall asleep?" she questions while rubbing her eyes. Shepard bends over and inspects some of the goo.

"Incredible! It's a thick nutrient culture full of pluripotent cells, like a stem-cell cocktail remarkably similar to Medi-Gel!" Meanwhile, the last three are providing aid to Raz. Chell applies pressure to stop the bleeding, Samus inspects the path of the bullets to determine where extraction will be necessary, and Kratos looks on helplessly, more conditioned to take lives than to save them.

Chapter 32 Samus Versus high definition TV.

Samus stormed out of the past challenge and boy she was mad. She thinks to herself that these tests are stupid they’re not helping anyone. We’re not saving the planet or the other word GLaDOS used. I am GLaD that lost so I wouldn't have to waste my time on something below my pay-grade. These people are crazy!

“Let’s see what is on the telly.” Samus said as she plopped down on the couch and kicks her feet up onto the coffee table. Her metal boots scratch into the soft wood. She grab the remote and flipped it to the shopping channel. She sees a big blur of colors Samus is baffled “that is not right?” the colors scroll faster.

“Pretty colors.” Samus said as the TV explodes in color all she sees is color. All she feels is color. All she thinks, hear, and taste is color. Samus sits on the couch totally comatose, staring slack jaw and glassy eyed at the screen. Several hours past like this till Shepard notices Samus staring at the shopping channel. Shepard called out to Samus

“Hey.” No response form Samus

“Hey Samus, are you OK?” Shepard asked. Still nothing but silence

“Samus! Snap out!” Slapped! She looks at him totally unaware of his presence. He follows her line of sit to the TV thinking quickly he unplugged the machine. Samus snaps out of her trance and wrapped her arms around him with tears in her eyes Shepard is shocked at first then he awkwardly pats her back. GLaDOS puts a mental note in her hard drive HDTV one, Samus zero.

Chapter 33 Lawn of war.

“Gather around the lawn” GLaDOS said. The remaining contestants let out a long sigh and trudge to the lawn.

“Today I let the lawn out. Now the challenge is to cut it down and begin.” GLaDOS said.

"For this challenge, we are honored to welcome Mike Rowe as judge. Mike, please explain the scoring for today’s challenge.”

“Thanks, GLaDOS,” Mike said.

"Here’s how this is going to work- each of you will have to cut a 10 feet by 10 feet plot of grass. Then, you will receive a rating from yours truly, with a one tenth of a point deduction for every second over 30 that it takes you to complete the task. Start your engines!”

Shepard wasn't entirely sure what a mower was, let alone how to operate one. Shepard scrambles to start his mower but fails to figure it out.

“Hmmph…ancient technology,” Shepard moans in frustration. He never even gets started. 0 out of 10.

Black Widow pull starts her mower and begins pushing it but becomes frustrated after just a few seconds of this. Throwing the mower out of the way, she steps back and presses a button on the underside of her wrists. Bullets spray from her wrists, cutting down the lawn in a mere 15 seconds, but leaving many blades of grass untouched. Mike gives her a 5.4 out of 10.

Up next is Master Chief. He also is unable to start the mower, unfamiliar human tech of this era. He bashes it out of the way with his assault rifle, then bends down and pulls out large chunks of grass with his large, genetically modified hands.

“Teabag!” Master Chief shouts repeatedly. When he is finally finished, Mike says, “Not only did you do a terrible job, Chief, but you went way over the time limit.” .1 out of 10

Little sister is next she is too small for a real mower so they a toy mower that doesn't work so she stabs the grass with her needle. Rowe gives her a .5 / 10, fearing the consequences of failing her.

Kratos scoffed. Mowing the ‘lawn’ should be easier then mowing down his enemies. With a quick spin of the blades, he cuts the grass down to a perfect inch and in less time than it took others to even begin cutting. Rowe gives him a 9.9, citing how short the grass was cut. Kratos demands a better score

"My performance was perfect!" Rowe argues

"The grass will die if it's cut that short. You're score is now 9.8. Keeps this up and you'll fail." Defeated, yet defiant, Kratos falls silent.

Chapter 34 Five Down, Seven to go or Pool Party?

"We're nearly halfway through!" GLaDOS said over the intercom.

"Today we will be having a pool party, instead of the challenge pool, the pool is just out back, near the tree-house, you will find towels, beach chairs, and many more of that sort out there, so enjoy yourselves because tomorrow is challenge day." As the contestants all gathered up what they thought they'd need they started trooping out to the pool, one by one, Kratos wearing nothing but a Loin Cloth and his Golden Fleece, dragging his blades behind him, tearing apart the lawn, leaving a path for others to follow along in. Lara decided that she didn't want to take part in such childish acts and came out dressed as she normally does carrying a book along with her titled 'How to Raid Tombs without getting Caught - for Dummies'. Black Widow came out wearing a glossy, beautiful black 1-piece swimsuit, turning heads left and right until Chell came out wearing nothing but a skimpy Orange & Blue bikini, the others trying hard not to stare at her. Master Chief, being the obsessive guy with his helmet was wearing nothing but his helmet and a pair of green-camo swim trunks. Neo, who also doesn't enjoy such childish activities was wearing his black cloak and black clothes underneath dispute the heat. Lastly Elizabeth came out wearing a 1-piece sickly green swimsuit skipping along joyfully. Kratos was just lounging pool-side to soak up some sun to work on his tan, despite how pale-white he is. Lara was reading in the shade of the tree-house. Black Widow and Chell, being the 2 beauty queens of the pool party were having a starring contest deciding who was more beautiful. Master Chief was having a heated conversation with the woman who lives in his head while he was relaxing in the shallow end. Little Sister was doggy-paddling around the pool with a vomit-green inner-tube. Neo was running numbers in his head, testing his speed against a calculator. Everything was going so well until it started down-pouring hard and everyone rushed inside, Black Widow losing the starring contest, Lara walking along like nothing ever happened, and Kratos getting annoyed at everything and slices the beach chairs in tiny bits with his blades. Master Chief was too heated into his conversation he stayed in the pool not realizing it was raining due to his entire body being under water and his helmet shielding him from the rain. Neo just walking along like nothing was even happening. Little Sister joyfully trotting along in the rain singing 'Rain, Rain, Go Away'.

Chapter 35 sparked!

"Remaining contestants, meet at the hangar for the next challenge." GLaDOS said as the 'team' went to the hangar. They see a huge tank in olive drab. A strange symbol adorns its armor. GLaDOS say

"Contestants, this is Megatron. Say hi, Megatron." Boom! The front door of the hangar blows up in tiny pieces, shocking the contestants. GLaDOS continues "Today you will perform routine maintenance on his engine and will be the judge. Don't screw up!" GLaDOS cackled, returning to the ceiling. Kratos popped the hood to reveal a V-8 engine. He noticed it runs on some form of lighting. He hit it with a Zeus bolt. It started up quickly. Megatron stated

"You've overpowered me.". He gave him a nine out of ten. Black Widow was next. She worked on Megatron's fire power with infernal shots that will melt diamonds. He gives her a ten out of ten. Next was Lara, who tries to buff Megatron but puts more dents in him than buffs

"That hurt more than when Optimus Prime shot me. No points for you. The others can leave." Megatron said with a shout that scared the contestants. The 'team' left in a hurry.

Chapter 36 Half way There.

"And this is the part where everything goes down hill." GLaDOS said as she paused typing in her diary.

"The Doctor keeps telling me that I won't get away with this, but I already did and failed." GLaDOS sighed.

"But it was time for the rest of the challenges to begin. So let us go back to my story..." GLaDOS said.

Chapter 37 Shush!

"For some of you, the dreaded silence means the calming of the storm. For others, it means the end of your life. For this challenge, the first one to speak will be eliminated." GLaDOS said. Within seconds,

Neo asked "Why?" The other contestants stare at him with silence and confusion.

"Well that was fast." GLaDOS thinks for a moment.

"Well this is all over. You can talk now." GLaDOS said. The contestants all talked at once. Chell remained silent, for she is mute. "Psych! I can't belive you all fell for that." GLaDOS said.  Her victory was dashed, however, when she realized Chell couldn't speak. GLaDOS narrowed her eye in contempt. "I stand corrected. One of you did not talk. Good job, Chell." Chell returned the glare.

Chapter 38 The Library, out of Bacon.

Raz is in the library for the peace and quiet. He mutters to himself at a book. A piece of bacon lies between the pages. Ford Cruller stretches from Raz's left ear and say,

"I am get a message from the doc." as the Doctor stretches from Raz's other ear who says,

"So this is what it like to be someone's earful. It's awful! I need you to tell the the 'team' they are in mortal danger. Look, I don't have much time. When the testing is done, GLaDOS will-" Poof! The Doctor disappeared in mid-sentence.

"Will what?! Doctor! Cruller do you know what he was about to say?" Raz said as he was freaking out. Cruller said

"I don't know but if he was cut off then it must be bad. Let's tell the others."

Chapter 39 Logic Versus Spies.

"Contestants, for the next challenge you're all going back to school. Meet me in the classroom which is just to the right of your rooms, or to the left if you're coming from the entrance to the Challenge Room." GLaDOS said as the 'team' walked to the next room. There was desks of different shapes and sizes each with a name tag so the contestants knew where they sit. When GLaDOS dropped from the ceiling saying

"If I or my cameras catch you cheating in this challenge you will be disqualified and eliminated. If you have any questions now, raise your hand or forever hold your peace." GLaDOS said as Chell raise her hand. Her mind said

"What's the challenge?"

"The challenge is a math test from my memory banks and re-written it to fit your time line. You have twelve minutes to finish it. Begin!" GLaDOS said. As the 'team' started their test Kratos looked at the 'paper' and 'pencil' he sighed. The first question was:

1) If you killed 1392 enemies and the backup team came which was half that size attacked you and you killed all of them as well but one, how many have you killed?

He wrote MMLXXXVIII for the answer. While Black Widow was peeking at Chief's answers when GLaDOS' cameras pick it up as she was cheating, but GLaDOS didn't say a word till the end

"Time! Please pass the papers up to the desk. Leave, so I can score you." So the 'team' did. moments later

"Results are in. The loser is Black Widow for cheating in class, and the winner is Master Chief for not cheating and the best score 98%." GLaDOS said.

Chapter 40 Get Help.

The 'team' was playing five-card stud. Kratos gets dealt his hand. "What do these cards mean?" as Kratos threw down his cards. Raz walked into the room with a worried look on his face.

"What's wrong, Raz?" questioned Samus.

"We're all in great danger!" Raz exclaimed, his face paler than before like he had just seen a ghost.

"Slow down Raz, tell us what happened.", Commander Shepard said, trying to keep everyone calm.

"I got a psychic reading from the Doctor. He says GLaDOS will do something monstrous after the test is over." Raz said, getting more and more scared by his own reading. Commander Shepard trying hard to keep everyone calm started to fear just what Raz may be talking about,

"Do you know exactly what is going to happen?" he said with a tremble in his voice.

"No, he was cut off mid-sentence before I could figure it out. But whatever it is, it must be something horrendous if GLaDOS would sacrifice her own ally" said Raz starting to lose his calm, freaking out more than ever.

"Do you have a plan?" Chell thought. Commander Shepard thought it over a second, about this question and said

"We'll just have to play GLaDOS' game and figure out just what's going to happen. Once we know more, we'll meet in the underground library. To get there, go behind the building, underneath the bridge that leads from Raz's tree-house to the challenge room. There's a tunnel covered by a spooky cave. As far as I'm aware, none of GLaDOS' camera are down there and it'll be an easy place to hold a meeting in secrecy." Said Commander Shepard, clearly the only one able to get his mind calm enough to be able to come up with such a plan.

"Alright, great plan." everyone agreed to this except Raz, worried about what could possibly happen if GLaDOS found out about their secret arrangement.

Chapter 41 Garden Green G.O.W.!

"Challenge time. Meet me in the garden outside." GLaDOS said. So the 'team' started heading out like an army marching into war.

"Today's challenge is.... Garden-PaLooza", GLaDOS said feeling proud of her sick pun. The team annoyed by the joke all sighed as they very well knew she meant Gardening. The garden was filled with tomatoes, potatoes, watermelon, and pumpkin.

"Each of you will need to pick a spot, and whichever spot you pick, you will be timed on how fast you can harvest your row and re-plant the seeds." Kratos chose the watermelons, Master Chief chose the Tomatoes, Chell chose the Potatoes, and Little Sister got stuck with Pumpkins. Chell uses a Rube Goldberg machine to quickly gather the produce and replant the seeds and water them. Overdoing the watering, she drowns the produce. Little Sister gets her tea-set plastic knife, cutting each of the vines to the Pumpkins and rolling them up to a pile near the front of her garden. She then takes her seeds and starts planting them, using her tea-cup filled with imaginary water to water her seeds. Master Chief was picking each tomato one by one. He gathered them in to a bucket and placed the bucket at the front of his Garden. He then pulled the vines out of their place and replanted the seeds, watering each of them. Kratos looked at this as the mowing challenge. He took his blades and cut each of the vines off his watermelons and pushed them all to the front of his garden. He plowed the earth with his blades and planted several seeds in a single run through. Covering them back up with dirt, he watered each of them.

Chapter 42 The Doctor's plan.

The Doctor and the Master was picking up washers and dryers for the next challenge. "So what do you think of the team?" The Master asked.

"They could survive, if they work together." The Doctor said.

"They will never work together. They shall die." Master said then the Doctor says

"That's why I'm here."

"No. You're here because of blackmail!" The Master said then the Doctor said

"And you're here because of regeneration!"

Chapter 43 Laundry Day.

"Alright contestants, gather up to abandoned building, just a few feet out from the hanger for the next challenge", GLaDOS said. As the contestants sighed, they gathered up and started marching down in a single file line in disbelief of what GLaDOS could possibly have planned, as they reached the old building, they seen that it was built underneath a mountain, weeds covering the entire building, smelled of must, but upon entering the old building, the place was massive, and to the left there were washing machines, to the right, dryers, and lined up along the middle were several different washing supplies, arranged from Laundry Soap to Dryer sheets.

"Today's contest is Laundry Day, you'll notice your clothes are really starting to smell incredibly bad..so this is something you should enjoy having to do", said GLaDOS. Kratos and Little Sister both sniffed their clothes, only to find that GLaDOS was dreadfully right as their faces turned a sickly green from the smell. Chief just stood there, knowing that GLaDOS may or may not be right, but has worn his armor every day except for the pool party, and long before this silly competition thing ever happened, completely used to the smell. Elizabeth started gathering laundry supplies to do her laundry, Elizabeth started stuffing her dress into the washing machine, using far too much laundry soap because of how dreadful the smell of her dress was. Kratos, not exactly knowing how to do laundry just stuck his loin cloth in, without anything and started pounding the washing machine until it started rumbling. Kratos was satisfied with his beat up washing machine and grinned as Chief pats himself realizing that he doesn't have any laundry.

"Uh..GLaDOS", said Chief.

"Yes, Chief?", GLaDOS asked.

"I have no laundry", Chief responded.

"Your armor should fit, maybe." GLaDOS said as Chief took off all his armor, besides his helmet, as he tried to push it into the washing machine, the machine broke under such force.

"I told you so..", said Chief.

"Touche" said GLaDOS. Back to Elizabeth, the washing machine started overflowing, soap everywhere, inside the building, started to flood the place. GLaDOS said

"Alright, that's enough of this challenge" as he opened the drains in the floor letting the place empty from Elizabeth's mistake.

"Kratos wins this challenge, despite his beat up washing machine, he's the only one who actually successfully managed to do his laundry without having to cause chaos or completely destroy his machine", GLaDOS said.

Chapter 44 One Last Test.

In the underground library the 'team' was deciding how to escape this place. "We know that the last challenge is our best chance of escaping. So it is up to Kratos and Chief to distract GLaDOS just long enough for us to find an escape route. How, I don't know so you two will have to improvises till we find a way out. Then and only then, we will give you the signal and you two run to the exit. After that we improvise till we get to GLaDOS' room and defeat her and what ever else stands in our way. We do this not for riches, not for fame, and not for glory we do this because we are the IBL. Who's with me?!" Chell thought. Unknown to them that her necklace is GLaDOS' eyes and ears.

"So that's their plan, but how to stop them?" GLaDOS said as she ponders about it till she came up with INoEL. The Inter-dimensional Nefarious of Evil League...

Chapter 45 Arming the war.

"OK, the last two contestants come to the living room for your last test." GLaDOS said as Kratos and Chief expected the worst from GLaDOS.

"The finial test is an arm-wrestling contest! Which of you do not know how to win?" GLaDOS questioned them for the last time. While both contestants prepared for the match of the century the rest of the team prepared to escape when the single was used. Kratos and Chief was at it. Each refusing to lose to preoccupied GLaDOS long enough so the team could find a way out which they did. The team gave them the single but they were enjoying their match till GLaDOS decided that this was taking too long so she open the lava pit below their feet and said

"For every second you two waste the platform will sink lower." 30 seconds have past and the platform was halve sunk with nether Kratos or Chief giving up the fight, till the platform was inches off the lava pit. Kratos got the upper hand and won.

The time to leave this place was now. as the platform rose up Kratos and Chief ran to the exit GLaDOS said

"Wait Kratos, don't you want your reward?"

"No I would rather fight you, but the IBL have other plans." Kratos said, then GLaDOS said

"Get back here Kratos, or I will flood this house." GLaDOS was now mad. as she started her neuro-toxin but soon realized that her neuro-toxin was out of order. So she used some turrets which failed. She was running out of options except one the INoEL...

Part 5/5 GLaDOS' Game.

Chapter 46 GLaDOS' Game part 1: Shepard's Last Stand.

"Don't get separated." Chell thought out loud. But then twelve panels separated them.

"Stay calm, she'll will use everything she has in her arsenal to destroy your mental, emotional, and physical barriers so keep strong and above all else survive." Chell thought out loud.

As Shepard tried to stay calm. but knowing GLaDOS these past eleven weeks have taught him anything is to not to trust her. He was reluctant to talk to the evil AI because he had nothing to say to her for once. But when he came to two paths one tho the left and one to the right Shepard could not decide left or right. What seams like hours for Shepard was mere minutes to the outside world. Then it hit him, this was one of GLaDOS' Game. So he shot a hole in the middle to find an elevator when he got on, it chirped

"What floor?"

"To GLaDOS' room." he said, then it chirped

"Right away, sir or madam." He waited for the rest of the IBL team to get there.

Chapter 47 GLaDOS' Game part 2: Starscream's Last Flight.

Starscream was flying at mach 2.5 dodging the rockets from the turrets but one hits his wing and soon he went out of control did a couple flips and landing the turrets path. he transformed and now realized that he wouldn't be flying anywhere for a long time. Well at least I don't hafe to worry about the rockets. Then GLaDOS puts out more rocket turrets.

"Great what else can go wrong?" Starscream asked as his question was answered in the form of lasers. Speed wasn't the answer as the lasers were faster then him and guile wouldn't work because the rockets are heat seekers. I'm running out of options. I need strategy. Starscream thought.

"Maybe... Yes it will work." Starscream said as he use his null-rays to stop the lasers. now all was left was the rocket turrets. He use his missiles to kill the turrets which does the trick. Now to the elevator as he got in he saw Commander Shepard in the elevator when it chirped

"what floor?"

"GLaDOS' room." Starscream said and the elevator chirped

"Right away sir or madam." Starscream now thought Maybe Megatron was right.

Chapter 48 GLaDOS' Game part 3: Chief's Last battle.

"Cortana?" Chief asked but no answer he asked again "Cortana! Are you there? I need your help." Chief was now paranoid, usually she would answer right a way. Then it hit him GLaDOS was to blame knowing that she somehow stopped Cortana's communication with Chief. Realizing he was on his own, Chief started on his way, shoving his way through the barricades, blasting away any living, and non-living thing that moved the slightest, in complete fear, adrenaline pumping through his body as the anger within him grew stronger towards GLaDOS because of the lack of communication from Cortana. As he came to a dead end, in complete solitude, nothing but silence and the noise of his own breathing, he stood up, and with all his might, he punched through the wall into what looked like an elevator, he realized, this was GLaDOS' game. She had it planned all along, use their own fears against them. He got on the elevator, with every bit of determination to kill GLaDOS, once and for all to end this misery of a hell-hole GLaDOS calls a challenge.

"GLaDOS' room", demanded Chief.

"Right away, sir or madam." chirped the elevator. With Shepard and Starscream there, he felt better knowing that he was not alone anymore.

Chapter 49 GLaDOS' Game part 4: Kratos' Last War.

As Kratos fight kills hoards of enemies when GLaDOS said "My turrets will make short work with you." As the hologram turrets shoot Kratos, they do no damaged to him. As Kratos fight holograms getting madder and madder with every second until GLaDOS said

“Look, here’s your family go with them.” Kratos hug them, Then his wife says

“Kratos, let’s go home to… ERROR FILE NOT FOUND!” Then it hit him this wasn't his real family. Kratos was now furious.

“You dare mock me with this petty deception?!”

“Yes. Apparently they work. While you were fighting, your friends were waiting for you.”

“Lies! I will meet them on the battlefield.”  He screamed as he stormed through the complex to find the elevator.

The elevator chirps “What floor?” Kratos responds simply

“GLaDOS’ room.”

“Right away, sir or madam.” With Commander Shepard, Starscream, and Master Chief in tow, Kratos thought My family may be gone, but my new one will stay strong until the end of time.

Chapter 50 GLaDOS' Game part 5: Alice's Last Wonder.

In the room Alice was in she heard a hiss in the vents. Alice falls into a deep sleep. When she woke up, she sees two charters in Wonderland a lady in a lab coat and a man with a bow-tie. The man with a bow-tie says,

"This is not the real world Alice." The lady in a lab coat says

"This is as real as it gets Alice."

"Don't listen to her, she'll keep you in this place forever!" the man with the bow-tie said.

"Don't listen to him, he'll take you away from your friends.", protested the lady in a lab coat.

"Choose one or the other, Alice.", both the man with a bow-tie and the lady in a lab coat commanded.

"You two, shut up! While I think this through.", Alice demanded.

"Well you were the one who brought me here", Alice protested to the man with a bow-tie with an angry face, then turns to the lady in a lab coat with a face of disbelief then ranted,

"And you took advantage of these people and me to do stupid tests for your amusement, so I choose neither." as she walked through them in a straight line, she stopped at a tree with a door, it opened automatically for her, the tree spoke,

"What floor?". Alice responded back,

"GLaDOS' room", the tree roared back,

"Right away sir, or madam." As Alice went into the tree, she meets the future herdsman, the advanced robot, the walking trashcan and the Greek, knowing that without Wonderland, she'll be a 'normal' lady.

Chapter 51 GLaDOS' Game part 6: Lara's Last Raid.

GLaDOS brings out a titanic size chest filled to the brim with more treasures than Lara could find in her lifetime, then GLaDOS said, "You can have all this treasure, if you ditch your friends." Lara thought My friends is what help me through this, even if their from different worlds they would be behind my choice all the way. that and GLaDOS is a big fat lie.

"I choose my friends." Lara said then GLaDOS said,

"It's your funeral, Lara Croft!" As Lara went to the elevator it chirped

"What floor?"

"GLaDOS' room." Lara said with new confidence that with Commander Shepard, Starscream, Master Chief, Kratos, and Alice she'll conquer all.

Chapter 52 GLaDOS' Game part 7: Neo's Last Decision.

As Neo walked into the Orange and Blue hallway, he comes face to face with Agent Smith, his worst nemesis. He was prepared for a fight, but Agent Smith stopped him and said, "We do not have to fight yet, I just want to talk to you for a moment."

"About what?", Neo questioned him reluctantly.

"About color-coordinated choices", replied Agent Smith. Neo's attention was completely on him, due to his previous problems with color-coordinated choices and the struggle he had.

"I know, they're terrible and confusing." replied Neo.

"Try punching in 1's and 0's all day, it's a real drag." Agent Smith sighed.

"Sounds exhausting, but better than these color-choices." Neo said.

Agent Smith said, "Well I spent my time down here for quite awhile after GLaDOS caught me, and I stumbled across this button, it's just to your left, he said pointing it out." Neo looked to his left and seen a button, blending into the orange wall, about the size of his little finger.

Neo responded back. "Nice going, maybe I don't have to kill you today." Agent Smith smirked as he followed along, but stopping just outside the Elevator, he smiled a faint smile and pushed the button locking Neo inside the Elevator.

The elevator chirped at Neo, "What floor?"

Neo responded, "GLaDOS' room."

"Right away sir or madam." the elevator chirped back.

Chapter 53 GLaDOS' Game part 8: Samus' Last Peril.

Samus was in the room with TV's everywhere on the walls, which turned on showing colors of High-Def through Samus' eyes. Samus quickly rolled into her morphball so the TV's couldn't brainwash her through the colors. Samus had heard GLaDOS mimic her saying, "Where are you going to go, Samus? You can't see the way out of here." Samus blindly rolls in her morphball form while smashing a couple TV's in the process. Samus gets a bright idea, she slammed into every wall, hoping that with the TV's shattered she could see again. GLaDOS tried tricking her into believing that all the TV's were smashed, which worked. As Samus comes out of the morphball form she sees one TV in front of the elevator, as her brain is overloading with colors, she perseveres to the elevator, with every second, her mind dwells the moment the elevator chirped,

"What floor?", it snapped Samus' out of her trance.

"GLaDOS' room." she choked out.

"Right away sir or madam.", the elevator chirped again. Samus with Commander Shepard, Starscream, Master Chief, Kratos, Alice, Lara Croft, and Neo there. That she'll Konami Code this place to pieces.

Chapter 54 GLaDOS' Game part 9: Raz's Last Swim.

Raz walks until he sees a long water-like substance in the way of the elevator, it was too deep for him to walk across without drowning. Raz lets a long sigh out knowing that the only way across was to swim across it. Raz thought 'that's great, I'll have to find a way across without getting wet.. "Let's see.." he said to himself. Raz's thoughts trail off when he sees the hand of Galechio turning into a body of water that looks like the person that cursed his family to drown in water. First the body of Galechio tried to swat Raz with its watery hand, but Raz had dodged it. Raz returns it with a PSI Blast to the body of Galechio as it hits, its makes a hiss and begins to steam. Raz soon realized that with enough heat, it would evaporate.So he used pyrokinesis to crank up the heat, Raz dodged watery slap, while he evaporated the legs of the body of Galechio, which it dropped with a splash. It reformed, but only the top half of it, and was now shooting watery spears at Raz. Raz dodged it while shooting a couple PSI blasts at it's hands, which it started to steam, with one arm left it started to use the last of it's water-like substance to form a tidal-wave to drown Raz. But, Raz used telekinesis to push back the water, but it was not giving up without a fight, so with all it's might, it used a powerful stream of water, pushing back Raz's telekinesis while Raz switches to pyrokinesis and steams the water-stream in it's track. The body of Galechio evaporated into nothing-ness and the water-like substance disappeared in front of Raz's eyes, as he went to the elevator, the elevator chirped,

"What floor?", Raz panted back,

"GLaDOS' room." The elevator chirped back,

"Right away, sir or madam." Raz now thought With enough friends, you can overcome your curses.

Chapter 55 GLaDOS' Game part 10: Elizabeth's Last Daddy.

As Elizabeth skipped around the place, she sees two people, Mr. B and Mr. D, then GLaDOS said, "Which dad is real and which is fake?" Elizabeth stared at them till both flickered.

"Neither are, they aren't even here.", she objected with disapproval of them both as she started to the elevator. Mr. B's eyes turned red and started to attack her. But Mr. D commanded,

"I may not be the real Mr. D, but I'll protect you! Go!" She rushed to the elevator as she dodged Mr. B's drill. She jumped into the elevator and saw Mr. B kill Mr. D in front of her eyes, but she knew they weren't real.

"What floor?" the elevator chirped.

"Glades' room." she giggled back.

"Right away, sir or madam." With Mr. Shep, Mr. Bot, Mr. Kieph, Mr. Kry-Toast, Mr. Neo, and Mr. Raize, she'll have all the daddies she needs.

Chapter 56 GLaDOS' Game part 11: Black Widow's Last Dance.

GLaDOS asserted, "Here Black Widow, here's the exit." as GLaDOS opened two paths, one to the exit, and one to the elevator. She started to flip through the hallways, avoiding any traps GLaDOS may have put down for her. She thought back to the time with these people, like the stare-down with Chell, which she lost, the time she cheated on the school test, the time helped Elizabeth out, and the time she pulled out her cell-phone and recorded 'Lord' Starscream, acting like a ballerina. Going back past these 11 weeks of memories, she decided to go to the elevator, it chirped,

"What floor?".

"GLaDOS'  room." she sighed back.

"Right away, sir or madam." the elevator chirped back. As she now thought, these people may not be ones to die for, but these people will be my 'Avengers'.

Chapter 57 GLaDOS' Game part 12: Chell's Last Word.

GLaDOS says to Chell “You know, without making that necklace for you I would not have discovered your plan.”

“You --!” the necklace sparks as Chell rips it off mid-thought.

“Let me guess what you meant to say. Is it A) beach? B) breach? Or C) none of the above?” Chell glares at GLaDOS with grim determination, clearly nonplussed by her brilliant joke. Chell walks away from the massive computer to find the elevator.  She meets the rest of the team there.  Each of them recounts the last few minutes to each other while Chell listens patiently. She scratches out a strategy on the metal walls for their final fight while the rest of the team nods in agreement.

Chapter 58 GLaDOS' Game part 13: IBL's Last Fight.

GLaDOS says, "Good, you found me. Was it worth it? Because your universes are still at stake. We 12 stand in the way of you trying to save your dimensions. Your tests were very informative." GLaDOS steps out of her core into the interior of an android body. "I've been measuring your capabilities and with the results I've engineered the perfect body, based on your skill levels, I'm as strong and fast as all of you combined. I've also read your files and found each of your perfect rivals. Meet the Inter-dimensional Nefarious of Evil League. Try and stop us." GLaDOS allies slowly assemble around her almost on cue.

The fight for their universes and their lives was here and now. The fight seemed to drag on till the the final punch was about to be dealt. Then out of nowhere time freeze everywhere.

The Master and The Doctor stepped onto the scene.  Doctor says "Hold on here. You know who will win?"

Master says "I do. But that's no fun. We should introduce a little chaos."

Doctor says "How about a coin?"

Master says "You flip. I'll call it."

The Doctor flips a coin. The Master calls tails in the air. The Doctor catches the coin and peeks at it under his hand.  The Doctor says, "It's..."

End of Season 1

IBL season six

Chapter 0 Stick and Stones.

"You're still reading my diary. Wow you must be tired of reading my diary or have brain damage. I mean that you must know how this will end by now. Oh you don't do you? Well this entry might clear it up. It started for me one year after my last incident..." GLaDOS said.

~Flashback~

"You know what to do."GLaDOS said.

one. Gali (bionicle)

two. Ruby Gloom

three. James Trivette

four. Ryuk (Shinigami - God of death)

five. Goku

six. Aang

seven. Groot

eight. Raven

nine. Blade

ten. Candice

eleven. Madoka Amano

twelve. Mai Valentine

Chapter 1 Gali

Gali was on the beach with the other Toa's when a blue box appeard and a 'creature' came out of it. "Is one of you is Gali?" the 'creature' said with the calmest voice he could. "I am Gali. Who or what are you?" She said as she and the others ready their weapons for a fight if thing went south. "I am the Doctor a time lord I tend you no harm just need you and only you to go with me to save your world from danger." the doctor said. Gali thought Our world in danger and only me can save it. "Unity made us strong, duty made us wise, and destiny made us hero's. What can I alone that we can't do together?" Gali said. "You won't be alone eleven others from different worlds will help you." The doctor said as she and him went into the box.

---in the box---

"Here Gali use this mask to hide your true form." the doctor said as he toss her a mask like no other. From the design that it look like the time lord's face but different for one the eyes are sky blue and second their was yellow patch on top of the head. As she puts it on she felt like she was in the proto-mist ooze as her body turning more and more like the time lord or maybe a time lady perhaps sense she was still a she when her transformation was complete.

IBL Season Eleven

Chapter 0 Taken in the game.

"This is the season where I was taken from my home. It happens to be one year after my X entry..." GLaDOS said.

~Flashback~

"What are you doing?" GLaDOS said. "We are here upon Black Mesa to take you and your companions though the same test that you did to the others. Win and you are free. Lose and we kill you permanently." said man in lime green shoelaces with black shoes, and purple jacket with a blue watch on his left wrist. "You are not with Black Mesa, because I know their uniforms and you are not them so who are you really?" GLaDOS asked. The doctor, the master, and an evil AI in a body of her own was in cuffs even though they could get out of them at any time but desired to follow suit to see how it would go down. "Time lords. You will pick up this people so they have a chance to save their universe." The fake Black Mesa man said as he gave them nine files. "Where is the other three?" GLaDOS said. "They are you three." the fake Black Mesa man said with a evil chuckle.

one. Fred Jones

two. Arcee

three. Cave Johnson

four. Dorthy (oz)

five. Dr. Walter Bishop

six. Captain Planet

seven. Jenny (xj9)

eight. Jessica Rabbit

nine. Betty Boop

ten. Master

eleven. Doctor

twelve. GLaDOS