Haaa… just a normal day in the life of a secret agent.

The thugs were already in the ground,probably ten or more, counting the berserker minotaur, all of them damaged and impressed of my ability in hoof to hoof combat, and I have made to the point where the bad guy explains his plans, for no reason at all.

"Stop right where you are, agent 700, or else I will destroy ALL of equestria with my mad-gas!
It contains a highly concentrated spell that will turn everypony into my minions, Muajajaja!"

It was just a normal day for me.

First: Stop the mad scientist,in this case Dr Rorret,hopefully with a cool phrase.

"Over my dead body, you sick doctor,"- And then put on my cool glasses and gun.

After this, turn on the auto-destruction sequence,that was luckily positioned at my right. (Why did it exist, anyway?),with a bullet, because is more awesome.

"NO! What have you done? It was all supposed to work!"-Said the Dr pointing at me.-"We will see once again!!"

And then escape the ultra advanced laboratory, that was now with a stupid alarm, a countdown with a female voice (was that a fetish or all of evil softwares came with a female voice for free?) and a lot of minions running in all directions.

Then I jump outside and open my parachute with a picture of the princesses, because the laboratory was at the top of a volcano.

And I turn my head just in time to see that the doctor had escaped in his personal rocket, once again.

This must have been the second time this week… and its Wednesday.

Yep… this is surely a normal day,but i'm almost sure something is missing,What could that be?

"You saved me-"Said a soft voice "-You are my hero!"

There it was! How could I forget her so quickly.

She was Sophia….or was her name Мария? It doesn't matter, the thing is, she was somehow related with what happened minutes ago.Maybe she was an assassin that was supposed to kill me?, like the last mare, or just another spy?, or was this one the hostage?

Meh… I don't even care anymore.

When you read these you probably believe, im nothing more that an old cliche used in the movies, let me tell you,those cliches are based in my daily life.

I don't know how else to explain it, but I am that awesome, you never believe this kind things actually happen untill you become a secret agent yourself.But let me tell you,its not easy, I had to train myself like those comic heroes. Exercise every day, your mind and body, and learn to use all possible weapons and martial arts.

But before I could continue explaining, a sound emanated from my watch full of technology that have not even been invented, and I already know why. It was the Intelligence of Canterlot… probably assigning me another mission.

"What is it now?" I said as I lifted my foreleg and clicked some buttons (that always seemed to be the correct one).By doing that, a blue hologram appeared in thin air.

"Agent 700, first of all, me and all of Equestria thanks you for your services, the plan of the evil doct..."

"Yeahyeahyeah-" I interrupted her" - Is that all? I got things to do, you know?"

"Ugh...he is such an idiot,"she whispered through the watch.
I refer to her as a she because that weird mare decided to never tell me her name, something like " For her own protection or something like that.

"...I can hear you," I said with a bit of angriness.

"So?" she responded.

As you can see, I was not very loved by the Canterlot agency, they say that i'm rude and impolite, but its not like I care too much, they are even worst!

For example, they always tell me important things in the worst moment:

“Did I tell you to watch out for the sharks, because there is a lot of them.”

“That mafia leader reeeeeeally hates avocado, be careful.”

“You can't use guns again zombies, you know?”

“TRY TO BE SILENT, OR THEY WILL CATCH YOU.”

And some of the things they say doesn't make any sense:

“Press X two times for double jump.”

“Your stamina bar is running low.”

"Snake?,Snake?!, SNAAAKE!!!"

But whatever, the next thing she said was:

"We...we need your help for another mission."

"Say it again,please?But louder," I answered. Got to admit, I really enjoyed annoying her with things like these.

For five seconds, there was no answer. Then the mare sighed.

"Really?" she asked.

"Aja," I wished she could see my face, I was with the biggest smile in months.

"UGH…. Agent 700, could you PLEASE help us, because without you we are toootally defenseless."

A stallion must enjoy the simple things in life, like annoying your coworkers.

"OK, but just because you said please."

"And because is also your job!...Nevermind, my doctor told my to ignore you, anyway, we are sending a helicopter in your direction."

This was another thing that annoyed me.If they were able to bring something as big as a helicopter in like mere seconds, why not simply stop the mad scientists and assassins with all their army? But nooooo, it had to be me, a alone pony against everything, twice, even three consecutive times (my personal record)...and send him a helicopter when everything is secure.

But they pay me,so I'm ok with it.

"Why don't you send another of like six hundred ninety-nine agents you people have, or is this agent 700 name just for laughs?"

"Because the enemy is Dr Rorret, and you know him a lot," She responded.

"It impossible! I just saw him leaving this island! Even the smoke the rocket left is still here!"

"Hello!"- Said the smoke.

"Do I look like I care? We have been told he is near a place called Ponyville, so you're going there right now!- Concluded the mare in the watch before the hologram disappeared.

Just in that moment,as my mind was processing all this weird information, a helicopter that came from nowhere catched me and that mare whose name was Christine…..or was it Julia?

So now I was going to defeat that Doctor Rorret (twice) near a town named Ponyville?

Yep...just like another day….

"Did….did that smoke just talk?"

"Yes,bye-bye sir, luck on your adventure!"

Author's Note

Soooo, first fic!
This is just some random thing that came to my mind, its not going to be a masterpice, but i have fun doing it.
Please comment giving constructive critiscism, or just do as you please.