"Is there a special somepony you’ve always had your eye on? Perhaps somepony who’s taken or uninterested? Or merely somepony you’re too shy to approach? Well, look no further.

"We at Persona Escort Services can bring your dreams to life! Simply provide us with a description or image of the pony in question, and we will arrange one of our personnel to meet with you as that pony. Call today for more information!

"Persona Escort Services: We Change your fantasy into reality™.

"(Legal Disclaimer: In addition to the agreed-to fees, our personnel may also feed off the emotions you have for the pony they’re imitating. While they do so in small, non-harmful amounts, please consult your heart before utilizing our services.)"