"I'M SO FUCKING BORED!!!"

I was all alone in my father’s house laying on the couch, being my usual lazy-as-hell self.

Why do I have to house sit for the old man?

Because everyone else is in college and not an idiot senior in high school? Could that be the reason?

...Shut up brain.

After being bored for a while, I decided it was time to play Black Ops Two. Why? Because why not. It is fun to murder noobs. After countless hours of PWNING some kids, I realized it was time to feed my dog, Blacky. After giving him his daily amount of God-Awful smelling food-from-Hell, I plopped back down on the couch and pulled up Netflix. As usual, I performed my routine of looking around to see if anyone was there. Even though no one was in the house, it was a force of habit I had developed after a few... mishaps. After scrolling conspiratorially, I finally relaxed when I clicked on my favorite show. After loading it, the theme started to play. "My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahh ahh ahh..." After watching a few episodes, I went to the kitchen to get some dinner for Mister Tummy, and get ready for bed.

Before going to bed, I looked at my phone to see if I got any text messages. What surprised me was turning it on and seeing a white, blue-maned pony with a eighth note marked on her flank and a text with no number or ID attached to it. Curious as to what it says, i opened it and read “Man, I wish I could meet you. Well I’m here so, hi.” Is all that the text said, as I looked to my right all I saw was a bright flash of light. The light blinded me for a bit until it finally calmed down.

“Who’s there?” I yelled out, still not able to see clearly. After finally regaining my senses, what I saw was unbelievable. Right there in the middle of my room, was my favorite pony, Vinyl Scratch.

“Sup bro, are you Nate?” she said, and after that everything went black.

The next morning I was laying in my bed, I quickly noticed a sharp object poking me in the side. Shortly after that was when the memories from last night came back. Then, I started to freak out so loud the neighbors could hear it. After five minutes of trying to calm myself down, I heard Vinyl ask as she knocked on my head, “Is anyone home? Oh, sorry Nate.”

I quickly replied, “I was still trying to calm down! How do you know my name, why are you in my bed with me, and how are you even here?!”

“Yeah, about that, let’s go sit on the couch and talk." When we sat down she started to talk. “Well Nate, we choose one human every thousand years to go to Equestria and live there and start a new life. And that one human, is you Nate.”

“Ok, but why me?”

“Well from what Princess Luna and Princess Celestia have stated." Vinyl sat straight up, closed here eyes, and pointed a hoof into the air like a professor would do when giving a lecture. "That if the human is smart, compassionate, and loving, he or she will be selected as the one who to come to Equestria.” We sat there in silence as i began to sink in what was just said.

“Man this is a lot to take in.” I stated.

”Yea, it is.”

“Here’s another question. Why were you in my bed?” her face became bright red when I said that.

“Well, it was cold and I was tired, so I put you in your bed after you passed out, and got in with you.”

“Now here is my last question. Why are you here instead of Twilight or something?”

“Oh. Well when we were watching you, to see if you were the right guy, we saw your interest and it was mostly about me.”

“So since you’re my favorite character, they sent you instead of anyone else.”

“Yep!” she said. “Pretty smart I guess…. So I know this is a big decision if you want to so I’ll give…”

“YES!” I cut her off.

“Wait what?” She replied. “Don’t you want to think it over just a little bit.”

“Vinyl, I've been thinking over this since I first became a brony, I even thought out some jobs I could do there.”

“So you wouldn't miss your family? At all?” Vinyl asked.

“Not really." I said back. "Me and my family usually do our own thing, not really paying any attention to each other.”

“That sounds horrible.” she said.

“Not really, you get used to it.” As I was getting ready to leave I asked, “Hey Vinyl do they have plug outlets in Equestria?”

“Yeah, why?”she questioned.

“I wanted to see if I can bring my music.” I called down from my room.

“You have music here?” she squealed.

“Yeah, but most of it is dub step.”

“Dude, that’s my favorite kind of music!” she yelled out.

“Mine too!” I commented coming down the stairs.

“Can I listen to some?” she asked enthusiastically.

“Sure.” I said as she levitated it out of my hand.

“Thanks.” she replied. After an hour of packing and getting ready, I told Vinyl I was ready to go. She got off the couch and started to explain. “The first teleportation always feels really weird. So try not to throw up afterwords, ok?”

“Ok.” I replied.

“Then let’s go.” She charged up her horn, and we were gone into the white flash Vinyl had first showed up in.

Getting teleported felt so weird. it was like you were Jell-O being sucked through a straw, then being put back together in little tiny pieces. After that was over we were in an enormous room with stained glass windows and two thrones. On those thrones were Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. I quickly bowed before them.

“There is no need to be formal to us young Nathaniel.” Celestia said.

“Sorry princess." I quickly commented.

“No need to apologize. Miss Vinyl, will you please exit and wait outside until I call you back in?”

“Yes your Majesty.” Vinyl said, as she quickly exited the room.

“Now Nathaniel,” Celestia stated, “Let’s talk.”

We talked for hours on how I must behave here, and all the laws and relationships of government and stuff like that. Afterwards, she gave me a couple thousand bits to get me started here in Equestria, after which she called Vinyl back in.

“Miss Scratch, we would like to know if you could help Mr. Branch by letting him stay with you for a while.”

“Who?” Vinyl said curiously.

“That’s me,Vinyl.” I said. “My last name is Branch.”

As Vinyl looked at me, she said “Oh! Well then yeah. He can crash at my place."

“It’s settled then, you’re going to Ponyville.” After sorting some things out, me and Vinyl got on the train to Ponyville and enjoyed the ride.

Authors note: I finally wrote this ship wreak I wonder how it going to sink anyway any ideas would help some maybe used some maybe not pm me if you want to be an editor or whatever leave a comment like or dislike

Author's Note

All editing done by The Slending Angel and The Rainbow explosion.

Grammar, punctuation, and other looked-over errors fixed by MrAleyado.