In the stillness of the moment Cadence held her breath because she was about to hit the water below her. She looked up and her tears shot out of her eyes like lasers. They did that because they weigh less than her because she’s obviously fatter than them. Candace saw above her true love Shimming Armor who was watching all the way down below. Cadence didn’t know why he would do such a thing to push her like that.
It started back in high school when they went to Ronald K. Horzkaw high school in Phlipidelphia. They was high school sweethearts and Cadence was cool like Shining Armor. She called him Army for short.
“Hey Army, wanna hang out after school today?” she said gracefully.
Back then, they liked to go to the roller rink and do the boogie and Armor always did the shimmy. He also had a nickname called Shimmy Armor since he did it. But it wasn't a real nickname. It was just for kicks. Then they would go to a restaurant with their friends like a double date night. They would always order a the fatty fry jumbo meal but Shining Armo always ate the whole meal and Cadence just ate the Pepsi Max. That's why her butt is skinnier than her rest of her body. Then one day, Sharming Armor proposed to Cadance.
“My true love, Mi A more Candenza.” he said.
“Yeah??”
“Will you be my love forever?”
"Oh yeah, Sure" said Cadence.
Cadence cried and then they had a royal wedding. Twilight Sparkle was there and the Mane 6 were there and even Spike and Pinkie Pie. They saved the day, except it was only Twilight that did it because everyone thought she was stupid. Twilight saved Cadence in a hole under the earth and they killed that woman who dressed up like her. Her name was Queen... Queen Crystalys. And boy was she a bad boy.
After the big battle, Cadence and him got married and Twilight sang a song about onion blooms or something like that and they went home. Then Cadence lived with Shinimg Armor in a castle. It was in the Crystal Empire. Soon, they battled Sombera in a battle. Cadence had the job of Magic Protector and had to use a spell to protect her kingdom. She was super tired after that one. Woah doggeh.
Nothing much happened after that until Cadences's parents got a divorce. It was a tragedy to her and Shinig Armor didn’t worry about her loss. Celestia and Prince Bloblood broke up and he didn’t even care...
Cadence wanted to leave Shining Armor for a month but she had too many things to do. She was royal and needed to do her work. She went to the office every day to do her dirty work. She signed her papers and called up Jen on the home phone. Jen was her homie and they always laughed about their jobs in the break room. They always discussed their kids. Cadence always got a Snickers bar from the vending machine and a Vitamin Water. She got herself a strawberry and gave Jen an orange one because she likes orange.
Besides work, Cadence also had to do house work. She had to do her laundry, Shining Army’s laundry, and Carlos’s laundry. Carlos is Army’s cousin who needed a place to stay for a few months so he made a room out of the basement. It even had a drywall wall.
Cadence was fed up with the drama about her parents and Shining Arm and Carlos, so she left. However, Army didn’t want her to leave because he thought she would go to the cops and they would find out about what he did back in 1996, so he ran after her. Cadence could fly but her wing was broken so she couldn’t fly today. Maybe tomorrow, sorry. ☹
She ran through the woods. She ran all night and reached a cliff. She had run all the way the west coast in the land of mountains and snow. She was at the edge. She lived on the edge. She slept for just a few minutes before she heard a something in the bushes. She got up with an alert face. It was Shining Armor.
“Babe why did you leave me last night?”
“Girl, I left you because I was sick of you ignorin’ me. You didn’t care about my parents’ divorce and Carlos won’t stop stealing my socks and it’s just going out of hand. He’s a really bad person to hang around. I already told you I’m outta here. I’m gonna go sailing across this ocean to maybe an island or a continent where nobody speaks Italian like us. Maybe I’ll find a different man, but I can’t stay with you... You love Carlos...”
Cadence started to cry out some tear drops, but Shining Armor cornered her to the edge and pushed her and her neck broke.
Cadence was still falling down like a waterfall but her tears were slower than her. Shining Armor yelled “Yeah haha.” But he was still lookin' up.
Cadence flipped her big pink body around like a pink log and watched as her face was flinging closer to the water. It looked so wet. Then with a flash, she plunged like a belly flop into the vast ocean and felt the blistering cold put a blister on her foot and she couldn’t walk after that. Cadence swam to the surface and saw the top of the clift. Shining Army was no longer there. Only trees and a moose. Cadneice thought she should swim back, but she felt this was her chance to break free and swim far from her troubles. She might get hypothermia, or even get sucked up by a whale and eaten by a dolphin, but she would make her journey to this new place. Cadence swam until the cliff was gone. For days she swam and drank the water and caught a fish in her teeth. She ate it raw, but her body was numb so she ate it without a single taste. Then she kept swimming and swimming until she was a swim and she would soon find a new land soon.
