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                         Oh El...                          
                      -by XXmancyXX-                       
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                         Uh...Hi?                          
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Uh...Hi?
  She was looking bright and beautiful...like always. Today was just another day, stalking watching Eleanor let out her gorgeous laugh as she made conversation with her friends. Good thing Char wasn't here. Heck, Celestia forbid she catches me making goo-goo eyes at El. I snapped out of my thoughts, and realized that I was 5 minutes late for Biology class. Crap!
  As I rushed into the classroom, Prof. Edgeworth, still facing the blackboard, cooly said in his annoying, gruff voice,"You're late again, Mr Harrison. But then again, I wouldn't be too surprised." He turned around, adjusted his half-moon spectacles, and 'glared' at me. Ha, he thought he could frighten me with his oh-so 'intimidating' looks? Nope, not one bit.
  "Oh, please. I don't think I am actually late, considering you've only written a couple of words on the board. What were you doing, lecturing us about the origins of life and all that crap? Also, you might want to, ah, fix your scary looks. It really looks like a pout instead of a glare!" I sassed. OK, now Edgie really looked pissed. Oops.
  "Detention. For the next couple of weeks. You are not to be so rude towards a professor like that. Do I make myself clear, Jay Harrison?" he chided coldly. Me being me, I once again challenged him.
  "Couple of weeks, like the pathetic number of words on the board? Seriously, what are you trying to say with the words 'pony fetlocks'? Pony fetlocks are delicious? Pony fetlocks are scrumptious? You feed on bones or what, dude?" I don't know why, but 'ooh's were heard from the class, and I hopefully glanced at my classmates, my hopes crushed when I saw that El wasn't even paying attention to my...attitude. Yeah yeah, deep down I wanted to impress her, show her I'm not those puny, weak excuses of a stallion who can't defend themselves. But oh well, not being one of them was good enough, I guess.