Rise of the planet of the humans

In a pale room with a single bright light hanging from the ceiling,  the mother is being bribed with berries to write   the answers to mathematical equations under the supervision of doctor fauna.   Twilight, now a senior student of princess celestia and holding jup a job as a scientist in canterlot,  walked in through the door.

"How is this one doing?"  she asked

"Human number 9. We gave her just one dose but before, she was already displaying great intelligence.  look at her now." Fauna says with a smile.

The human female starts trekking down answers at a furious pace, leaving her briber surprised.

"TWILIGHT! SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THIS!"

The human solved 3 more problems, then wrote down 2 more to solve herself.

"This is unbelievable. Oh my gosh!"

The human finished up on the small board with her chalk, then took a berry out of the small bowl to eat.

Twilight had to let her boss know.   "I'll be right back." she said before running off.

she ran through hallway after hallway  dodging other pony scientist and guards. she came into her bosses office, nearly out of breath

"Miss bits, miss bits! I have something to tell you!"

Her boss just frowned, then hesitated before asking. "What is it twilight?"

Twilight was ecstatic. "we've done it. we have made a scientific breakthrough." she pulled out a clipboard showing the human female.

"Human 9, pregnant female. we discovered that humans were already pretty smart, despite being mute, HOWEVER, when we gave her ursa minor 112, her brain power was, boosted!"

Miss Bits sighed.  "How many times must I tell you this sparkle? your not here to admire the humans like your friend Fluttershy. youre here to do your job, find a cure for the "brain bugs" disease, and bring in my money."