Discord's Fanmare

Discord strapped a book delivery bag onto his shoulders. He was going to help me deliver books today.

"Ready," I asked, putting on my green mail cap.

Discord nodded.

"Let's go!"

Discord opened the door and took one step outside, but was tackled immediately.

He winced and opened his eyes.

"Pumpernickel Pumpkin?"

"Yay! You remembered my name!"

The vine green mare hugged him tighter, causing Discord to let out a,"Hnnnnnnnnng!"

"Wait."

Pumpernickel hugged Discord tighter, who was turning blue from lack of breath, and moved her closer to him.

"My Dizzy."

"Keep him. I don't care."

"Written!"

"I'm joking, Discord. Now my real question is, how in the hey are you up here?"

Me and Discord lived in a shared cloud home together. After that demonic, power-stealing, monkey-horse-goat-ram-thing destroyed nearly everything, included Discord's place, the Chaos Lord needing somewhere to stay. So I let him stay with me.

"Pause."

The screen froze and Discord flew out of Pumpernickel's grasp. He began reading the storyline.

"Demonic, power-stealing, monkey-horse-goat-ram-thing? That's priceless! Do you know his name?!"

He looked up at human Written, who was the author of this story.

"Yes I do, I just don't know how to spell it. Now get back to your place, so I can finish this story!"

Discord held up his hands and a sign appeared.

"Watch out! We're dealing a badflank over here," it read.

She pointed to his place firmly.

"Alright, alright."

He wriggled back into Pumpernickel's grasp.

"Play."

The screen unfroze and Discord squeaked in pain. Pumpernickel continued answering my question.

"Well, I'm a unicorn so I casted a spell that let me walk on clouds. Then I just created a magical staircase up here!"

"And how did you know I would be here?"

"That's not important."

A telescope rolled out for under Pumpernickel.

We all stared at it for a good 2 seconds before she used her magic to throw it out the open door.

"Hehe. Don't know where that came from!"

Discord let at me and mouth, "Help me."

I mouth back, "I'll try."

I put on my famous half-smile and walked over to Pumpernickel.

"Uh...Pumpernickel?"

The vine green unicorn smiled at me.

"Me and Discord have to deliver books now."

"Yes! Now if you could please let me go!"

"Oh. Alright."

Pumpernickel finally let go of Discord, who was now taking gasping breaths.

I quickly helped Discord up and out the door. I shut it behind me.

Wait a minute.

I quickly opened my door and saw Pumpernickel sitting there.

"Get out my house!"

Pumpernickel jumped at my sudden voice, but got up and began walking down her magical staircase. When she was at the bottom, Discord and I began flying.

Neither of us noticed Pumpernickel's scowl.

"No one steals my Dizzy!"