Secrets Uncovered
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"Oh, we'll never get our cutie marks now!" Sweetie Belle complained, as she and her friends left school one evening.
"Yeah," Scootaloo groaned. "Miss Cheerilee said we can't Cutie Mark Crusade anymore. It's all about "Too dangerous" and all that trash." She stood up on her hind legs, and cried out, sticking her chest out proudly, like Rainbow Dash would do, "Danger's my middle name! Scoota-Danger-Loo? Ugh..."
"Don't worry, girls! Ah'm sure there's somethin' safe like paintin', apple-buckin', all that stuff, we can do," Apple Bloom suggested, trying her best to cheer them up.
"Safe? No thanks," Scootaloo spat out in disgust. "We have to do dangerous stuff - risky stuff - life-flash-before-our-eyes stuff. Y'know - cool stuff!"
Sweetie Belle nodded vigorously. "Yeah, what she said," she said. "But not too dangerous - I mean, come on -"
"As dangerous as we can get!" Scootaloo corrected, interrupting rather rudely. Even if Sweetie Belle didn't mind it.
"But Miss Cheerilee -" Apple Bloom said. "Oh well...come on, Cutie Mark Crusaders. We'll think of somethin', Ah'm sure we will.."
Almost at once, they bumped into somepony big - somepony LARGE - somepony un-pony-like. It was, in fact, Discord! Ready to get his revenge on Celestia and the mane six.
"Hello, girls," Discord laughed, as she slid over to the fillies.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle frozed, their eyes glued on the strange creature. "D-Discord?"
Discord immediately sent bushes, twigs and hedges to seperate the three from each other - to keep them from escaping.
"Same old story, same old story," he said. "Boring! We all love twists and turns, is that right?"
Apple Bloom cried out, to the unseen voice, "Not so fast, Discord! We've already dealed with ya! Or at least - mah sister did. You were the one who grew Scootaloo chicken legs and feathers!"
"And grew Apple Bloom a moustache, and gave her a monocle and top hat!" Sweetie Belle joined in.
"Yeah, and made Sweetie Belle a robot," Scootaloo cried out. "Us ponies know better than that! Come on! You...uh...wanna do this the hard way? We'll do this the hard way!"
"Oh, would you look at that," Discord chuckled. "She just adores Rainbow Dash - hoow quaint."
"Now, excuse me, but Ah better get goin'," Apple Bloom said, as she turned her back.
"Oh, but why?" Discord asked. "Don't you all want a bit of fun?"
"No, thank you!" Sweetie Belle added, as she turned her back too.
"Later,"
