Markiplier Vs Tirek

by Trevor12300

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Random, Gore, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Tirek, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike
Length: 4603

Everyone's favorite Youtuber Markiplier faces off against the newest villain Tirek. Who will win?

This story takes place during Twilight's Kingdom. Story takes place from Marks POV. Mark has been in Equestria for a week now and it is probably the craziest week ever for Mark. Mark's grown to become friends with a lot of Ponies around Ponyville. One of them being the Mane 6 and Spike who are the first ones mark saw when he just appeared in the everfree forest. How did he come to be in Equestria you ask. Mark was just playing one of his most hated games vanish like he always does he never beats it but this time it was different this time when mark died his computer just flashed red and his screen turned into a seizure trap before mark could restart his computer his hand got sucked into the screen "AHHHHH" Mark Screamed as his whole body was pulled into the screen. And that's how he ended up in Equestria. He doesn't know when he'll get back but he has faith that Twilight and the others will find a way. But these next days are about to go from weird to life threatening and Mark's the only one who can stop the storm that's coming and he doesn't even know it yet.

This is also my first story so please don't be too harsh.

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Published 2014-06-01 01:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-21 21:20:10 UTC

Chapter 3: The Plan Involves Discord

The next morning I was at breakfast with the rest of the Mane 6 and Spike when I noticed That all Twilight and the other 3 princesses weren't there. I decided to voice my question to the others.

"Hey, do you guys know where Twilight and the other princesses are" I said.

"Eh they said something about an important meeting or something" Spike said. I decided to do a little investigating like Miles Upshur so I excused myself saying I had to go to the bathroom. On the way I asked a few gaurds to point me in the direction of where Twilight and the others went and soon I was at one of the big double doors. I heard the voices of Twilight and the other princesses behind the door. I looked around until I found a glass sitting on an end table, I picked up the glass and used it to listen in on there conversation (Don't judge me).

"... And Tirek was sent to Tartarus for his crimes" I heard Celestia say. "But it appears he has found a way to escape" She said. Tirek ... I've heard that name before ... Oh, he was that creepy pony from last night.

"... A long time ago. Why is he just now starting to steal magic" I heard Twilight say.

"His time in Tartarus left him very weak, He has just now gained enough strength to use his dark powers" Celestia said.

"But with each passing moment he grows stronger still" I heard Luna say.

"And I know just the princess who can stop him" I heard Cadence say.

"Yes I'll find him and ..." Twilight tried to say before being interrupted by Celestia.

"No Twilight. I'm afraid I must call on another to fight Tirek, Discord." After the name Discord I hear the other 3 gasp. I almost yelled "WHAT" but I quickly covered my mouth before I could say anything. I ran back to the dining room. Later that day in Ponyville Twilight is telling the others about Discord fighting Tirek. I decided to play dumb so as not to get caught for eavesdropping. Then all of a sudden I'm getting dragged along with the others to the Castle of the Two Sisters with a depressed looking Twilight. I really need to start paying attention to whats going on more I thought. Later at the top of the staircase that led down to the Tree of Harmony that they told me about. the nuisance we were just talking about floated down with an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

"Oh ho, you're talking about me I presume" Discord said. I just give him a blank stare all the while he talks with the Mane 6 and Spike. Then Discords just teleports down the steps and in front of that Douchebag box and the Tree of Harmony.

"Hey how did you know what Twilight was thinking" Pinkie said.

"Oh my is eavesdropping not the way to find out what you're best pals are up to" said Discord. "Woe is me will I ever learn the intricate nuances of being a good friend" Says Discord in a mega Drama Queenish way. I just Face Palm and shake my head at his shenanigans. "Well in any case I suppose now is as good a time as any to make my exit" he says while walking up to a purple and blue polk-a-dotted Moped annd putting a helmet on then teleporting away with the moped.

"And good riddance" says Applejack. Then Discord teleported behing us holding the journal the Mane 6 write all their Friendship Lessons in.

"Oopsie I almost left with the little journal you've all been keeping, what a fascinating read this is, haven't you girls just learned so much, I've bookmarked a few more interesting passages you really should read" Discord says as he balances the book on Twilight's horn. He then whispers something to Fluttershy then materializes a door and walks through it as it disappears.

Author's Note

Is it just me or are these chapters getting bigger. Anyway good or bad feedback like always please.

Chapter 4: The Power Of Three

Later that day after looking for how to open that box and reminiscing about times where they lived up to their elements of harmony and that's how the box is gonna open. Then I just knew something bad was gonna happen because apparently when we went to see the princesses they told us that discord has teamed up with Tirek and their stealing all the magic, strength, and flight in equestria and how the weather will go out of control without the Pegasi and how the land will wither without the Earth Ponies.

"But there is one solution, it is only by making this sacrifice that Equestria might be saved ... We must rid ourselves of magic before Tirek has the chance to steal it from us" Celestia said. Both me and Twilight gasped when she said that. But it turns out they're gonna give their magic to twilight for her to keep it safe and also how she can't tell her friends to keep them out of risk. When we got back to the library I also promised Twilight that I would not tell her friends either. Oh and apparently she needs a lot more practice at raising the sun and she needs to control all that magic too because she blew the door up. Eventually though her friends find out about the magic after she goes out of control when flying and catching the other Mane 6's attention. I just stayed quiet while she told her friends about her new powers. me and Twilight ran off to the Castle of the Two Sisters while the others stayed to clear everyone out of Ponyville.

Author's Note

Man this one was short sorry. Like always good or bad feedback please.

Chapter 5: The Power of Markiplier

Twilight kept trying to teleport us but we ended up teleporting all over the place eventually she teleported us wedged in between two rocks.

"... Really?" I say.

"Hey it's hard to control all this magic in me" she snaps at me. All of a sudden we hear Tirek call out.

"PRINCESS TWILIGHT".

"OH SHIT" I yell. Twilight explodes out of the rocks with me on top of her.

"HOLY BALLS!" I yell. She ends up speeding right past Tirek and turns around and runs straight into his leg as I get thrown off of her and land right next to Tirek. "FUCKING BALLS THAT HURT!" I yell which unfortunately caught the attention of Tirek as he looked down at me.

"Well what do we have here In all my time I have never seen a creature quite like you before" He says. As he says this I just now notice how much bigger he has gotten, my eyes widen in disbelief. "No matter you will perish like everypony else" He says. He then picks me up in a hand and throws me across Ponyville straight to where Discord and the others were. I bounce off the cage and fall face first to the ground.

"Fucking Balls that hurt" I groan as I roll over onto my back.

"MARK!?!" They all yell in unision as I cover my ears.

"Yeah It's me, Goddamn Bitch throwing me" I say as I sit up. As I look around to see if I can spot Twilight I see a huge explosion of magic from where Tirek is.

"Mark where's Twilight" Spike asks me. I look back to see the pain and sadness in all of their faces. Then I gasp in surprise as I feel something grow inside of me. I look at my hands to see that theres an purple/blue aura coming off of it. I look to see that it's also coming from the rest of my body. All of a sudden the purple aura bursts outwards as I feel myself get filled with power.

"WTF JUST HAPPENED" I yell after I land back on the ground with the rainbow like aura outlining my whole body. All of a sudden I hear an explosion and see a mushroom cloud form from where Twilight is battling Tirek. I look down at my hand to see a red ball form. I throw the ball at a building and the building explodes. I look down at myself again and I smirk. "lets see if Tirek can handle Markiplier" I say and I wave back at the ponies as I shoot into the sky at a speed that beat Rainbow Dashes as I create a double Sonic Boom of red and I speed toward where I saw the mushroom cloud. As I near closer I see Tirek is about to throw one of his magic ball things at Twilight. I fly straight down as I break the sound barrier and I grab Twilight and teleport the both of us back to the others. Twilight just stares at me in awe.

"MARK!?!" she yelled "What happened to you?" she asks.

"I don't know Twilight, but what I do know is that Tirek is about to find out what happens when someone messes with my friends" I say. I Smirk at Twilight then shoot off again towards where Tirek is leaving another double Sonic Boom in my wake. "Get ready Tirek because you're about to be in a world of hurt"

Author's Note

This one is longer so that's good. And I think you know the drill good or bad feedback please

Chapter 6-1: Markiplier/Warfstache vs Lord Tirek Part 2

*cough* *cough* "ugh Damn smoke" I said. I look around to see if I can spot Tirek through this smoke. I take off my glasses and start cleaning them off but before I can finish cleaning them I hear a sort of whistling. I put on my glasses and squint through the smoke to see a dot coming towards me at great speeds.

"Well here he comes I guess" I say but before I can do anything else something grabs my leg and pulls me underground into some kind of tunnels. I stand up and dust myself off and just when I'm about to take one step a hand grabs my throat and slams me against the wall.

"You really think you can beat me you puny human, You never stood a chance against me" He says as he tightens his grip on my neck. "First I'll destroy you and then I'll destroy those ponies you so call friends, and then all of Equestria will be mine" He tells me. I struggle to make him let go but it seems to just make it harder. Finally, I manage to make him let go and I fall to the ground coughing. I realize that I'm going to need to hide somewhere to get my bearings so I sprint down one of the tunnels.

"Goddamnit *cough* *cough* I need to find someplace to hide" I say as I continue running through the tunnels. I finally spot a place to hide behind some rocks. I run behind the rocks, crouch down, and try to get my bearings straight. I chuckle a little at thinking of how awesome it would be to have TNT from Minecraft right now. ...Wait a minute I look down and see a Minecraft TNT block with the number 64 floating above it. I grin and set to work at placing TNT all throughout the tunnels. I place the last TNT block just in time because I hear Tirek running at me from behind. I take out some Flint and Steel and I stand there waiting for the right moment. When he is near enough I turn while constructing a ball of energy around me to absorb the blast. I face Tirek completely with Flint and Steel in hand and there is only one thing I can think to say

"You dun goofed" I say as I ignite the TNT, I reinforce my ball of energy just incase the explosion it cracks. Then SSSSssSSssss

Author's Note

Woot done with another chapter. And if you like this story please like and give good or bad feedback.

Chapter 6-2: Markiplier/Warfstache vs Lord Tirek Part 3 Final

"HOLY BAAAAAALLLSSS!!" I yell as my energy ball shield with me in it gets shot into the air. When I'm high enough away from the explosion I look down to see a huge crater made by my TNT. "Um maybe I went a little to overboard with the TNT" I say to myself while rubbing the back of my head nervously. But I know I don't have a lot of time to celebrate because I already know that wasn't enough to beat Tirek. As I see the dust clear I can see that Tirek is now surrounded by a dome of orange energy. I can also see he's charging another laser attack with his horns. My eyes widen as I can already tell what he's about to do, I summon a giant energy sword and get ready for his attack. I realize I summoned it just in time too because the beam he fired was already halfway to me. "Damn, that thing is fast" I hold my sword in front of me as it splits the giant orange laser in half. After I dissipate the laser I float down facing him and decide to give him a taste of his own medicine.

"HEY LORD TIDICK" I yell to get his attention. he turns around only to narrows his eyes as he sees a ball of blue/purple energy in my hand. I don't give him a chance to respond as I fire my own laser. "WARFSTACHE LASER" I scream as I fire my laser.

As my laser dissipates I see that Tirek formed a orange dome around himself again. "Goddamnit, his shield is strong" I say to myself.

"Don't you understand that you can't beat me, just give up and I'll make your death quick and painless" He gloats and offers.

"No, I'll never give up and I'll never surrender to the likes of you" I yell. I then hear twilight's voice speak in my head

"Mark. I found out a way to beat him and were on our way we just need you to hold him off for a little longer" The voice then stops talking so I guess she broke the connection. "Ok, so I just have to hold this dick off for a little longer" I think to myself. "OK YOU DICK NO MORE MR NICE GUY" I yell to him. He just smirks at me with that insufferable smile.

"BRING IT, PUNY HUMAN" He yells back. I start charging a huge energy ball in my hands as he charges his own with his horn. "Here goes nothing I think to myself. "GET READY FOR THIS, WARFSTACHE MONSTER LASER!!!" I yell as I speed toward him and he speeds toward me. "WARFSTACHE! DON'T! TAKE! SHIT! FROM ANYBODYYYY!" I yell as we slam into eachother.

We both get thrown back from the blast as I slam straight through a boulder. Before I can fly back any further I slam into a barrier I created and fall on my back.

"MARK!!" I hear as the ringing in my ears continue. I turn my head to see the Mane 6 run up to me in what looked like powered up forms.

"I'm okay" I say as I sit up. "Just go and do what you need to do and defeat Tirek" I tell them.

"He's right girls, Lets go" Twilight says as they run off to where Tirek is. I can feel myself slipping into unconsciousness. The last thing I see before passing out is the Mane 6 blasting Tirek with their cool rainbow thingy and defeat Tirek. And then I welcome the comforting embrace of sleep.

Author's Note

And chapter 6-2 is done. again please good or bad feedback if you can.

Epilogue

As I open my eyes I can see something huge that is standing in front of me blocking the son. I try to push my sore body to get up and I finally do when I see that everything is back to normal. I look up to find out what the huge hulking thing in front of me is and I'm am shocked to see a giant castle that just somehow appeared out of nowhere while I was unconscious. ¨HOLY BALLS WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?!¨
I scream. I hear familiar voices approaching from behing me.

¨MARK!!¨ My friends yell as they all tackle me in a group hug.

¨I'm so glad you're okay¨

¨What you did to Tirek was awesome but not as awesome as me but it definitely made you look 20% cooler¨

¨Oh darling, I am going to have to make you some new clothes, you look absolutely horrid¨

¨Glad ta see yer okay Sugarcube¨

¨We'll have to throw a I'mgladyou'reokayandthateverythingisbetter Party¨

¨I'm happy to know that you didn't go and get yourself killed¨

As they kept talking and stuff I wondered what happened to me and how I got all that power. ¨I'm glad that you are all okay too, now what's up with the Giant Sparkly Tree Castle behind me and where'd it come from¨ I ask as we separate from the group hug.

"It came from the chest and we were just about to go look at it after we had found but I guess we can go look at it now" Twilight said. I followed as they started walking towards the giant doors leading inside. "I can't wait to see what's inside. I just hope there are no more surprises" Twilight said. Just when we were about to go up the stairs I heard something behind and turned around to see Spike, Celestia, Luna, Discord, and Cadence walking up to us. After we all exchanged excited greetings we went inside the castle. As we walked through the halls of the castle Princess Celestia explained to us what had happened while we were all in Ponyville.

"You've been wondering what you are meant to do as a princess, do you know now?" Princess Celestia asked Twilight.

"As princess I believe I have the power to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria, that is the role I am meant to have in our world, the role I choose to have" Answered Twilight. All of a suden she teleported in between us (me, the rest of the Mane 6, and Spike) which scared the absolute hell out of me. "But I didn't defeat Tirek on my own, it took all of us to unlock the chest" She said as she brought us into another group hug.

"Then it is unlikely that you are meant to take on this task alone" Princess Celestia said as she opened a door that we had just stopped in front of. We all gasp when we see what is inside, as the door fully opens I can now see 6 sparkly chairs facing eachother in a circle each chair with a familiar Symbol on it. I can see a smaller chair next to the one with Twilight's Cutie Mark on it. "You are now Twilight Sparkle the princess of friendship" Celestia says as we surround Twilight. "But what is the princess of friendship without her friends" She finishes.

I pat twilight on the back "Congratulations Twilight you now officially have your own castle" I tell her as I look around the room. I turn around to see discord peeking out from behind a pillar as a familiar magenta glow surrounds him and brings him to us as, he then puts his arms around all of us in a big hug.

"Hey wait a minute where's my throne?" He asks as we release the group hug.

"I don't think you're quite there yet" Says Fluttershy as she floats in front of him.

I look at Discord "I am going to give you another chance Discord but remember that I've got my eye on you" I tell him as I point at my eyes then him. "I'm just glad that this is all over" I say as I smile. "Although I'm still wondering how I did what I did when I fought tirek" I say as I scratch my head.

"Let us save that for another day, today is a day of celebration for the defeat of Tirek and for the new princess of friendship" Celestia says as music starts to play from out of nowhere.

"Hey as long as there are no more enemies to fight I could do with some cake and icecream" I say as I start dancing to the music.

Author's Note

Well thats the end of this story. Sorry for the very late update but I was busy with school and I had the ever hated Writers Block. I might end up making a sequel but that might not be for a while. Thank you for reading my very story I hope you enjoyed.

Chapter 1: The Threat

I was just walking down the street in the Crystal Empire with the Mane 6 and Spike after the events of The Equestria Games, Spike was bragging about how he saved the Empire from being destroyed by an Ice Cloud for about the hundredth time. I don't know why I decided to come along, probably because I was bored, Twilight was worrying about her princess duties while her friends comforted her again. I was thinking about how my friends were doing at home Yamimash, Bob, and Wade (yes Wade is my friend even though I may not act like it sometimes) I hope they're doing okay and Bob just started his own channel too. I snapped out of my thoughts when I noticed we were on the balcony and Twilight was doing whatever it is she was supposed to do. Then spike somehow Effed up again saying something about this being a waste of time. I just Face Palm and decide to go explore the Empire more.

Author's Note

This is my first story so I would like some feedback on things good or bad.

Chapter 2: Tirek Encounter

That night I was walking down the street and THERE WAS F*CKING FOG EVERYWHERE. As I continue walking through the fog I see a unicorn with a bucket full of food get startled by pony in a cloak. I hide behind a cart and peek over it to see what happens. The reason I was hiding was because that pony in the cloak was giving off some pretty bad vibes.

"Very sorry, heh you came out of nowhere" The unicorn with the bucket said. Then when the cloaked pony talked I thought his voice was really creepy.

"Is he friend or is he foe the pony wondered" The creepy cloaked pony said.

"I can assure you I am no friend, I am Lord Tirek" said Tirek while holding up his hand and clenching it.

"And I will take what should have been mine long ago" Tirek said as he seemed to suck the magic out of the unicorn's horn via a blue stream of magic. Then a few seconds later the unicorns Cutie Mark disappeared and he fell to the ground with very dull and lifeless eyes as Tirek grew a little bit. I stared in both a mix of fear and shock. So after I saw what happened I got the fuck out of there while trying to not say "HOLY BALLS!". I went back to my room in the palace and slammed my door shut while breathing heavily. I wondered if what I saw was real or if it was just my imagination. I decided that I was to tired to think about it right now so I turned in for the night.

Author's Note

Again I'd like some good or bad feedback for this chapter please.

Chapter 6: Markiplier/Warfstache vs Lord Tirek Part 1

I land right in front of Tirek.

"Hmmm oh it's you and what is your name I ask even though it won't matter because I will still destroy you" says Tirek.

"Me? My names Mark and your about to feel the pain of the stache" I say as I materialize a pink mustache and put it on. "Because WARFSTACHE TAKES SHIT FROM NOBODY. WARFSTACHE PUNCH!!" I yell as I punch him. Tirek gets thrown back from the force of the punch but I don't give him a chance to recover as I appear in front of him. "WARFSTACHE KICK" I yell as I kick him and he's goes flying straight into a mountain. I stand there waiting for something to happen when Tirek explodes out of the mountain and speeds toward me. I don't have enough time to avoid the punch as I get thrown backwards straight into a different mountain. I try to get free when I see Tirek speeding straight towards me again. I teleport away right before he slams straight through the mountain. I look up to see the mountain cracking as it falls in a cloud of dust and rocks. I hear something from my right speeding towards me so right when he's next to me I grab his huge hoof and use the momentum to start swinging him around. I let go and he sails straight through tons of buildings and I speed toward where the others are because that's straight where hes heading. I skid to a stop right in front of the others and form a very strong barrier right as Tirek slams into it. I get pushed back a few feet from the impact but keep a hold on the shield. "OH NO YOU DON'T YOU BITCH" I yell as I dig my feet into the ground and stop his movement. I get rid of the shield as Tirek stands up.

"It seems I might have underestimated you but no matter you will still be destroyed" He says as I stand there and glare at him. I notice too late that he teleported right to my side and blasted me with his horns. I sail straight through some buildings and bounce on the ground a few times before skidding across the dirt kicking dirt up behind me. I do a backflip and land back on my feet as I stop skidding, I look to see that that last attack made my body make a new trench in the ground. As I look up I see a speck speeding straight towards my so I form a bat made of energy and right when he is in front of me I swing the bat with all my might and he goes flying up into the sky. I throw away the energy bat and shoot straight up after Tirek. I start spinning my body really fast so I look like a drill spinning.

"WARFSTACHE DRILL!!" I yell as I slam into him. I then grab his horns and flip him upside down as we both go speeding straight toward the ground. I slam him into the ground as a huge dust cloud forms around us blocking the view.

Author's Note

I know I finally got to the action and there will be more soon. Again good or bad feedback please.