Red and Blue

There was a man named James, called "Serial Killer," and his friend, Max. They lived in Washington, D.C. and were voting their opinions to congress for how they can end the war in Iraq. They both said that the military should put on gas masks, drop nuclear bombs, and sweep for survivors. The governor brought them into a meeting with all U.S. generals to discuss what they said. Two minutes into the conference, there was yelling.

"DAMMIT! WE CAN'T DO THAT!" one general was yelling.

"It's the only solution for peace," said another.

They were in halves now, and no one could decide what to do. Then a general was killed in a drive-by three nights later. The criminal shot himself in the face when he was caught by federals. A general arguing oppositely to that one was kidnapped and found dead two weeks later. Then Serial Killer and Max were taken onto a space ship, and given assault rifles, body armor, and red shirts.

They were told that they were fighting to aggressively gain peace. When they saw that Serial Killer was a better fighter, they cloned him, and used his clone to clone more men. A week later, they were setting up bases on different planets. They went to a different galaxy afterwards, and saw a planet that looked like Earth.

They set up a base, and saw a village. Serial Killer and Max were stationed in the base. Now, that the supply drop zone, barracks, war factory, command center, strategy center, rocket turrets, and satellite were all set up, Serial Killer and Max were sent to investigate the town.