Red and Blue

That night, Serial Killer was playing blackjack with Max, Dashy, and five other guys. One got curious. "So, why do they call you 'Serial Killer?' It's weird."

"They just think I'm crazy."

"oh."

Then lightning flashed and thunder cracked. A tall hooded alicorn appeared in the dark. She was pissed off. "DO YOU CREATURES THINK I CANNOT SEE YOUR COMING AND DESTRUCTION!?"

Max jumped up and started yelling. "YOU BETTER NOT COME DOWN HERE RAISING HELL WITH US!"

"YOU WILL BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!"

"I'll blow your DAMN BRAINS out!"

Then it was silent for a few seconds until they both started laughing. "Why are you creatures down here? Why were you killing each other and destroying this land?"

"We can't come to an agreement."

"So you destroy each other. Dost thou find it unreasonable?"

"Sure."

Serial Killer blurted, "I'm goin' to bed." He walked into the barracks.