MAS Universe: Lesbian Carwash's Diary

by kittyhasnosoul

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 241

Rainbow Dash from The Mentally Advanced Series keeps a diary.

Rainbow Dash from The Mentally Advanced Series keeps a diary.

In this fic, it contains diary entries from Rainbow Dash in the MAS universe. Each diary entry of an episode is Mentally Advanced Series-fied.

You must watch most episodes of the abridged series by DawnSomewhere before reading this story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-01 20:47:46 UTC

Friendship is Magic - Chapter 1

Dear dieary diary,

So today me and my friends uncovered these weird gem thingys, mine was this awesome lightnining lightning bolt. I think that Rarity tried to shove hers up her butt.

Pinkie wanted to try to use them to kill everypony and overthrow Celestia. Twilight was all like, "You can't overthrow Celestia! She's too power-hungry!".

I don't know what to do with mine. Should I wear it? Should I eat it? It does kind of look like a strawberry flavored candy...

five minutes later

Nevermind! It doesn't taste like strawberry candy.

- Rainbow Dash

Ticket Master - Chapter 2

Dear Diery Diary,

Applejack's trying to steal Twilight's tickets from me!

She said she was going to take a date to the Gala, but everypony knows that she only dates unicorns.

two minutes later

She said that she would lower her standards and take a pegasus! That means that I still have a chance to be emotionally validated by my childhood idols and fuck shit up!

- Rainbow Dash

Applebuck Season - Chapter 3

Dear Diary, (see? I learned how to spell diary! Thanks Twilight.)

Today Applejack got really drunk and tried to kill me, take over the town with rapid bunnies, and helped Pinkie poison everypony.

She also said something about putting forks in her toaster in her bathtub. I'm still trying to figure out what that means.

- Rainbow Dash