The adventures of the ever so friendly Spike the dragon

It was an average morning, I was awoken by the feathered terror staring at me with its hollow black eyes. Normally I could tolerate such a thing but having woke from such an exquisite wet dream today was not the day. I opened my mouth and spit a scroll toward the Beast it read: fuck you bitch nigga where my drink at hoe ? Sincerely you’re #1 big bootied white princess M.C Celestia. The scroll flew toward the beast and opened suddenly and Left a paper cut on its cheek. It began to howl in agony now looking at me in confusion and sadness.

Blood began to drip from its cheek. I looked on in pleasure as the red crimson liquid dripped from its face. I began to lust for it! I licked my lips and lunged at the beast sinking my teeth into its wings; I couldn't take it anymore. I went to sleep every night in anger and jealousy over the fact that the feathered faggot was bestowed wings instead of I. As my jagged teeth ripped the flesh of it wings I was met by my momma Sparkle.

Her eyes opened wide in shock and she jolted toward me. In a moment of instinct, I lunged at her and sunk my claws into her big purple princess booty. She cried out in pain and began to tear up. My body was shaking in excitement still overcome with bloodlust. I detached my claws and she screamed “what in the figgity fuck are you doing!” I looked at her horn and new that it had to be mine. She saw me gazing at it, and shouted “AWW NAW NIGGA YOU AINT GETTING MY MAGIC COCK STICK!”

I let out a huge grin, my mouth still covered in blood and feathers. She began to charge her horn to let out a powerful attack. I flicked my tongue to intimidate and arouse the voluptuous mare. She seemed unfazed but beneath her confidence I saw a clear liquid drip from her back side and then I knew; “I GOTCHA BITCH.” I lunged at her again and shoved my tail through the roof of her mouth penetrating her brain and coming out the back of her neck. I moved my hips and freed myself from her ever inviting warm mouth. I threw her body to the ground and bit the skin holding her horn on the top of her head. I ripped it free and claimed my prize in the name of M.C Celestia! My blood lust had subsided and a realization showed over me. There was no turning back now.

I had to hide the bodies. I grabbed the carcass of the purple pussy pounding prostitute and drug her to her to a closet. In a couple of days her decomposing corpse would begin to rot and the smell would attract attention. But I didn't need to worry about that because I would be gone from ponyville in next few hours. But I still needed to get rid of the big eyed abomination. But unlike Mama Sparkle him I would not hide. I had tolerated him for so long and I was going to be sure that I would repay him for that. I grabbed the feathery fuck and took him into the kitchen. I skinned the remains of his wings and popped the bones out of the sockets and set them to the side. I took the rest of its body and put it in a pot and set it on the stove to boil.

Soon that bastard would be exiting my bowels in the form of the smelly piece of shit I always knew him to be. While his body was cooking I decided to go pack my bags I found a duffel bag full of heroine behind one of the bookcases. I dumped out all of the dirty needles and gathered my stuff. I could only bring so much. I grabbed only what was most vital. So I took my collection of gems, a few erotic fanfics momma Sparkle wrote, my onesie footie pajamas I got at a grateful dead concert, and my limited edition Rarity flesh light. I was almost finished packing all I needed was my newly acquired horn. I went back to go and grab it and suddenly I heard a knocking at the door.

The sound startled me, my body went numb. Had someone overheard the screams of mama Sparkle? I tried to ignore it thinking they might go away. Then the knocking got louder and louder it was clear they were not going to leave. I grabbed my horn and got ready to jam it through the skull of the pony brave enough to hold me in contempt. I approached the door and turned the knob slowly. As the door opened I expected to see the Equestrian PD on the other side of the door waiting for me. But to my surprise I was instead greeted by a yellow pony with a silky smooth pink mane. It was FlutterShy A sudden relief washed over me. She looked at me and smiled. There had always been a certain innocence and grace about her, it had always made think of her to be somewhat of an enigma. She was a pony I could never truly understand, but now was not the time to think about FlutterShy’s personality. I needed to get rid of her and quick. I clutched my horn and prepared to thrust it into her brain, but then suddenly I heard her speak with a soft and beautiful voice “Spike is Twilight home?”

I need to return the book I borrowed from her". I looked in her eyes and saw a sense of purity, I unclenched the horn and let down my guard. I couldn't bear to take the life of a pony as beautiful and innocent as her. I took a deep breath and said in a calm voice " um no Twilight left a little while ago sorry FlutterShy". She looked at me in disappointment and said “Oh well, do you mind if I return her book?” I was hesitant to say yes but if I could get her to leave then the sooner I could be on my way. I nodded yes and reached for the book and then heard a loud beeping behind me I turned and saw that the whole house had been filled with smoke.

"SHIT!" I shouted. I had forgotten all about that stupid fucking bird. FlutterShy looked in and saw the smoke "Oh my Spike is everything alright? She said. I started running toward the kitchen and said " uhh ya everything’s fine!” I stepped into the kitchen and threw the pot into the sink and turned on the spicket to drown out the flames. I sighed in relief and then I heard a giant gasp. Had FlutterShy found the horn? I ran back into the room and saw FlutterShy standing there her face was completely red. I looked down and saw that the duffel bag was open and sticking out was the limited edition Rarity flesh light. I began to blush and looked up at flutter shy she quickly turned away and said "Boy spike that sure is an interesting chew toy"

I looked at her and said "umm it’s a collectable." She giggled and said
"anyways what were you cooking spike? " My eyes widened and I hesitated for a moment. "Nothing really just some old stuff I found in the cupboards". "Oh well um I can cook you something
up if you want " she replied . She began to trot towards the kitchen and I started to panic; I tried to stop her by taking her down from behind but as I leaped toward her that big smooth voluptuous booty smacked me in the face I fell to the ground and the ceiling began to spin.

When my vision returned to normal I saw her standing above me, her eyes looked concerned and then she said softly "Oh no Spike are you okay?" I looked up at her and said "ya I’m fine". I picked myself off the ground and heard her mumbled "um Spike is your tail okay?" I looked down and saw that it was rock hard and throbbing. I began to blush and saw her turn away. My mind was racing thinking of any way to get out of this embarrassing moment, then she finally spoke up and said "should I go fix the food?" I quickly responded "YES!" She looked at me with a confused look and walked in the kitchen.

I took a deep sigh of relief glad that the awkward moment was finally over and then I realized what I had done. How could I be so stupid? I ran in behind her and saw her staring at the skinned wings I had left on the table. My body became numb once more and I felt a powerful sense of aww shit nigga shower over me. I was fucked! There was no way I could get away with this unless I killed FlutterShy but I knew there was no way I could kill a pony as innocent and loving as her. I would be sentenced to a punishment far worse than death. A punishment of unimaginable horror. I would be sentenced to be gang raped by the rabbitest of Diamond Dogs and have my ass hole filled with the baby batter of every big dicked stallion in Equestria. I would become nothing more than a disgusting ass slave to every pervert horse stud that wanted to release their slimy penis pus inside my scaly anal passages.