Gray Moons

by ZeatGuy

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Sex, Spike, Comedy, Discord, Slice of Life, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 2301

Gray just wants a normal life.

Gray is a normal guy that's been trained with abnormal powers. After years of training he'd like to return to a normal life with normal people. Will he be able to do that by living in a town called "Ponyville".
(Takes place a bit after the third season.)

Published 2014-06-01 03:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-02 04:36:48 UTC

First time back

Gray moons part 1

My name is Gray Clown . I have just recently moved to Ponyville and I've meet most of the of the town officials about me starting my Strip-a-gram service in there town. They didn't like the idea, about it being in there small town were the kids are easily able to see stuff like that. But that was before I told them that the only way for them to see it is if they looked in a phone book, or if they go online with out supervision. They also warmed up to the idea after I told them the officials get a 20% discount, then they started singing a different tune. That might hurt my business at first, but without it I wouldn't have one.
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As I'm on my way to the house I just bought I notice two things one the man too woman ratio is 1:2 which is not that bad, but that doesn't matter to me the only girl in my life is Princess Luna, unless a girl here can get me to think otherwise . I know I will never be able to see her, but that won't stop me from trying. The other thing I noticed was that there is a pink haired girl trying to follow me but was failing greatly because whenever I see her she had those costume glasses with the big fake nose and the round black frame.
As I round the corner to my house I can see that the movers aren't done. I'm not the kind of guy to leave a friend hanging, and with the amount of guys in these town at least one of them.
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As we finish putting the boxes in to my new home I offer them all a beer. But they declined saying they "can't drink on the job" and one said that they don't date clients which was weird because none of us mentioned that and one said watch out for Pinky Pie but I have no idea what he's talking about. Maybe the date thing happened before, man that must have been awkward when he offered that. But what ever that's not my problem. What my problem is these packed boxes that's what I need to work on. So I pay the men for their work so they can be on there way. And then I start my own work unpacking.
-------------------------12 HOURS LATER-----------------
All right last box and the best one. The box I was saving for last... wait where's my box. FUCK, I have to find that box and now... Wait do I hear moaning and its coming from the master bed room. *step step step* As I inch my way to my room I could tell what video that they (who ever they are) must be watching 'Lusty maid' from the moans I was hearing. *closer and closer* I can now put my hand on the door nob and (OK come on body turn nob you can do it, just turn it the god Luna nob. Wait what if there
is a girl in there I can't open it then but what if its a guy aaahhh! hellll! NOOO!) I turn the nob and "STOP WATCHING MY PORN JACKASS" when I opened my eyes I see the pink haired girl from before.
"Oooo these is yours." She said then saying **"Of course its his its in his house."** in a harsher voice to herself.
"Are you OK, and what are you doing in my house." I asked
"Yea I'm fine I just talk to myself sometime and I'm just getting something I forgot here, but then I found a box that said 'party box' but all I found in it was DVD's and weird toys. So what are you doing here?" She asked questioningly.
"I live here." I said looking around to all the things on the ground. "Well now I do." I said starting to pick up all my 'party things'. "And why are you still here?"
*"O I just wanted to watch these movie, won't you join me?"* she said in a slightly sentual voice.
"What no. J-just get out." I said trying to push her out of my house.
"Wait I need to tell you something!" She yelled as I pushed her out the door.
"Nope, you will just make a reason to be here." I said to her as I pushed her out and locked it.
"If you don't open it I'll-I'll crryyyyyy." She said loudly to ware I could hear it. God I can't stand it when girls cry. I thought to my self will looking through the pep hole in the door to confirm she was crying. Annddd she she is, great better see what she what's.
I went to crack the door so I could ask her what she wanted to tell me "Wha.." I couldn't finish what I went to say because I think she threw herself at the door making it fly open and her land hard on my groin "AHH!" I yelled in pain.
"O crap I'm sorry did I hurt you, I did didn't I. My mom always said to help people if you hurt them, and when you hurt something you should kiss it to make it better." She said will she sat up in my lap right below my groin. Seeing women from pornos this position has made it so that I get stiff when I see girls like these.
"No its fine I'm not hurt." I said trying to cover my groin so she couldn't see it.
"Yes you are, now let me kiss it." She said will pulling my hands up and then trying to undo my belt. (Man she's strong) I thought to myself. Got to stop these or she'll see it.
"NO-no it was my belly yea. Ahh oooh ho it hurts so much." I said trying to sound hurt.
"O why doesn't you say so." She said right before pulling my shirt up and practically making out with it only with out her tongue ahh ah. I couldn't straight think as she put her tongue in my belly button. OK time to stop.
"OK I feel better now, thanks." I said trying to pull her off of me.
*"That might be true but do you want me to stop."* she said with lust in here eyes.
"Yea I do and its time to go." I said pushing her off and picking her up and hearing a groan from her. " Now tell me what you ware going to say and go." I said pushing her out the door.
"O that right um **it will happen in seven days** all right bye." She said before skipping off in some direction.
"What is up with her. She's so random. Wait WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN SEVEN DAYS!" I yelled at her but she was to far away. "God whatever I need a cold shower because of her." I said after that. ______________________________________________
Fuck yea chapter 1

Author's Note

I hope everyone likes it theirs more to come.

Just doesn't seem right

Did that just happen? Part2

Cold Shower sequence complete. Drying sequence complete. Dressing stage starting. "Alright good that's done time for some clothes." I thought out loud to myself. Under were check, Night pants check, Old blue hoodie check good teeth brushed good bed time. "Start music, lay in bed, get in covers, get Mr.Turtle , and sleep."
——— sleep sequence
"Hay, honey you up?" I heard before I felt a hard slap to my face.
"Ahhh, what the fuck?" I said before pulling my head up fast just to hit something else. "Ahhhh, coome oon." I open my eyes to see the pink hard woman. "O, you again what do you want now?" I asked her will seeing my blue walls and dresser behind her.
"What are you talking about honey, we live together." She said. With a frown on her face.
"W-What we don't live together." I said with a worried face.
"Yes we do, I moved in when we got marred, are you trying to get a kiss out of me because its working." She said before inching our way towards my face before connecting our mouths for a vary warm feeling.
"Yes got here before the good part." I heard coming from my bedroom window. The pink hard girl broke the kiss to look at who was in the window, me still slightly shocked turn head to see who was as well.
"P-Princess Luna, what? Its not what it looks like!" I said in a panicked face.
"O and what DO I think it looks like." The princess asked with a face I didn't won't to disappoint.
"It looks like a 23 year old was kissing a 17 year old but that's not what it is... entirely." I said with a worried face.
"OK then what is it?" She asked.
"These girl broke in to my house and made me kiss her after saying I was her husband." I rushed to say so that my innocence looks real.
"Well to me it looks like you ware kissing your 'wife' to me and she's 22 just so you know." She replied calmly, putting hand quotation marks around 'wife'. (Wait what)
"What do you mean 'wife'?" I said imitating her hand motion. "And she's 22 she looks 17." I added
"Yes she's 22 and..." a loud sound came from her watch before she could finish her sentence. "O would you look at the time sorry but I got to go but maybe I can." She stopped talking and pulled out an organizer and started flipping through it before saying. "Ha there we go I can get you in on the 16th of these month is that ok?" She asked hopefully.
"That's my birthday and I don't think someone will be over since I just moved in." I claimed.
"Well you know Pinky right?" She asked only getting a confused face. "You know pink hard girl." She said with a 'like really' face.
"What is her full name Pinky Pie?" I asked.
"Yea, and what's up with the room?" She asked
"What do you mean?" I asked before looking around to seeing the pictures from the Princess Luna calendar witch featured pictures of her in various poses. "O shit, amm didn't you have to go or something?" I asked will trying to nige her out the window that she came in from.
"That's right bye I guess." She said with a shy smile and wave before vanishing.
"That was close." I stated and everything went dark.
——— sleep sequence end
I open my eyes so that I could see the ceiling above me. "I'll remember that one in the morning." I said to myself. 'I have to go to the bathroom'. As I stand up I see two things: one is half my blankets on the ground with Mr.Turtle and two its seven thirty in the morning. Well best start the day early some people would say, but I am not one of them. As I walk to restroom I see the same cabinet that was in my dream with some of my highschool pictures on it some having old friends and others with teachers the one in the middle having me and my best friend/rival Phoenix Beer, 'man I haven't seen him since I left Dagda talamh a month ago. I wonder when I'll see him.' But right now the bathroom is calling me.
'Man that feels better.' I thought to myself. "All I want now is some cereal." I Said to no one. As I walk in to the kiction I see a note on the table. "Must be a note from the movers maybe they broke something." I stated out loud. I looked at it to find it said:
Dear Gray
I would like to say sorry for eating all your cereal, and for barging into your home.
Sincerely, Pinky Pie
P.S. there is $20 on the back for the cereal.

"O come on not my cereal." I stated in a complaining manner will I looked on the fridge and the back of the paper to see if its the truth. Sadly it was true. 'Guess I'm going out, better take the vespa'. I thought to myself as I grabbed my keys.
———To the market
As I rode to the market I stopped at a stop light I saw Mayer Mama in a jogging suit by the street corner , 'maybe she trying to loss weight, but she does have a nice butt, vary squishable. Not the kind you see everyday.'
"Hay Mayer nice day don't you think?" I asked her
"O, hello Gray its lovely, how's your day so far." She asked will stretching
"Its ok. Its better with the view." I said thinking about the view I get out my kiction.
"Are you talking about me?" She asked with a bluish.
"WHAT NO, I mean not that your not hot, or cute you are but. Sorry didn't mean it like that 'can these light change.'" I said frantically starting to blush as well.
'cough' "Well I heard you ware have a party soon." She said trying to change the subject.
"Party I don't think I'm having party." I answered.
"Sorry but Pinky said you are so you are." She said
"Like she can make me." I said.
"I guess we'll see, bye." She said will running off. 'Looks like that's my light.' I thought to myself.
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Day 2 Part 1

Author's Note

Despite the dislike I will put the whole story on here for people that want to read it.