Applejack Finds Twilight's Unprecedented Collection of Clop
"Thanks for helping me reorganize these books, Applejack," Twilight praised. "I couldn't have done it without you." The lavender mare stepped back and made sure everything was in the right order.
It was.
"No problem, Twi. Had nothin' better to do today anyway," Applejack replied. "Welp, everythin' looks nice and tidy, so I'll leave you to whatever you need to--" She trailed off as she spotted a book that's spine was pointed in the wrong direction.
"Hey Twi, this book is pointed the wrong way..."
"Wait, Applejack! Don't touch that!"
Too late.
She touched it.
There was a great creaking noise, and the bookcase spun around ninety degrees, revealing the hidden room behind it.
"WHAT IN TARNATION," Applejack shouted.
Twilight started to blush as the orange earth pony stared right into her soul. "I can explain! It's... erm... for research! Yes, for science!"
Applejack raised an eyebrow. "What is for science?"
"Well... um... the clop...
"You mean to tell me that you have an entire room dedicated to clop?" Applejack pushed.
"Well... yes."
"Don't worry Twi, I have an entire FIELD dedicated to clop!" Applejack smiled.
"Wha... you mean to tell me that... I'm not the only one?"
"Precisely. Rainbow Dash keeps hers in a nearby thunder cloud, Pinkie, in a cake, Fluttershy, inside a mounted grizzly bear! Everybody does it, Twi. Don't be ashamed."
"Wow, I didn't realize. Okay, so what kind of clop do you have?" Twilight seemed quite intrigued.
"WHAT--you expect me to tell you what kind of clop I have? How 'bout we see what kind of clop you have?" Applejack countered.
"B-but... okay..." Twilight shamefully made her way towards the open bookcase and retreated into the room. She pulled out an album of pictures and handed it to Applejack.
Applejack opened the album.
"Let's see here... Soarin'... Ooh, Doctor Whooves.. I-Is this Braeburn?" Applejack sounded furious.
"Well... yes, it is," Twilight responded sheepishly.
"Only I get to look at Braeburn clop!" Applejack shouted coldly.
"Yes ma'am." Twilight didn't want to upset Applejack any more.
Twilight decided to change the subject from her clop.
"So, Applejack... what kind of clop do you have?" Twilight seemed quite interested in discovering her friend's fetishes.
Applejack shifted uncomfortably. "Well.. come have a look." Applejack left the Golden Oak Library and headed off towards Sweet Apple Acres.
Unfortunately they did not encounter any other characters important to the plot (bad puns are bad) of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but they did pass by Sugarcube Corner and the Carousel Boutique on their way.
When they got to the field, Applejack made sure no one was looking and began to dig into the ground under a potato seed. Underneath was hollow and appeared to be a large room.
The duo dropped down inside onto the dirt floor and looked around. The walls were covered with pictures of stallions, some Twilight hadn't even heard of.
The most glorious and eye-catching was a large pinup of Braeburn. It spanned an entire wall and seemed to be glowing with magnificence.
Twilight's mouth started to water. Her hooves started to tremble. She couldn't resist Braeburn's hotness. It was calling to her. It was breathtaking.
Twilight's thoughts were interrupted by a slap to the face.
"Only I get to look at Braeburn clop!" Applejack shouted. "If I catch anyone else lookin' at Braeburn without my permission, a bitch is gonna die!" Applejack stood over Twilight and placed her hoof over her chest. "Am I clear?" Applejack shouted.
Twilight nodded, and let out a faint "yes."
Not good enough.
"Am I CLEAR?" Applejack screamed, at the top of her lungs.
"Yes!"
Applejack smirked. "Good."
Now you can imagine this whole scenario was causing a bit of ruckus. Amd ruckus makes noise, right? And who know what's attracted to noise? Sentient beings. Now, you see, the only other sentient being plowing the fields (bad puns are bad) that day happened to be a red stallion named Big McIntosh (Applejack had clop of him, too). And so, Big McIntosh noticed this ruckus and decided to check it out. He saw a big hole in the ground. Big McIntosh doesn't like to snoop, but he did anyway. He climbed into the hole, feet first...
and got stuck.
Yes, Big Mcintosh got stuck in the hole.
And when Twilight and Applejack turned around, they saw two legs dangling from the sky and a much more thrilling sight--a big red cock.
Applejack and Twilight were immediately aroused. Both went towards Big Mc's penis and started exploring it.
Pleasuring it.
"Who goes there!" the big red horse fellow yelled.
There was no response besides more vigorous touching of his member.
Now, normally Big Mc would panic if he were suspended a meter above a hole with unknown persons touching his red horse penis, but it was made clear that whoever was down there did not want to hurt him.
So he went along with it.
Eventually he couldn't take anymore and he filled the hole with his love.
But it was a lot of love.
And it overflowed.
It overflowed so much that it sent all of them flying out and into the air. They were suspended in flight for at least a mintue before dropping onto the ground, where Big Mc's love soaked into the crops and spoiled them all.
Applejack and Twilight were excited.
"We oughta do that again sometime!" Applejack yelled.
Big Mc frowned.
"Eenope."
Author's Note
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