Luna's Raep Face, a doggerel

by Walt2012

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 409

A short piece of bad poetry, wholly inspired by this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13521612/

After seeing this picture by Goattrain ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13521612/ ) I was a bit inspired. The thing basically wrote itself.

I regret nothing.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-02 00:02:52 UTC

Chapter 1

Much to Celestia’s dismay

Luna put her Raep Face on one day.

She didn’t curtsy, she didn’t bow,

She chose a Guard and said “FUCK ME NOW!”

Celestia complained, “Now Luna dear!

You can’t fuck Blazing – the poor guy’s queer!”

But Luna fucked Blazing, and fucked him hard,

And left him spent – then fucked the Day Guard!

Gold helmets flew, gold breastplates too,

And Luna got covered in stallion spoo!

Then lest they think they were given a slight,

Luna grinned and took on the Guard of Night!

There was a flurry of fangs and leathery bat wings,

Along with goatskin chaps and rubbery things!

And just as all thought she’d had her fill,

Luna took to the air – next stop, Ponyville!

The first Element she pounced, poor Rainbow Dash,

Was left whimpering and flightless, with a well-eaten gash!

Poor Pinkie was next – Luna put her in her place;

It’ll take a solid week to get THAT smile off her face!

Fluttershy meeped, and most timorously hid,

“Don’t!” cried her sister, but Luna sure did!

The Night Princess said, “I want that sweet timid slot!

And I could just kiss and cuddle that downy soft plot!”

Rarity objected – “Please, Luna don’t touch my mane!”

But that didn’t stop her from coming, again and again!

Applejack was ready.  She kicked Luna in the face!

“I like ‘em feisty!” said Luna, and she set the pace!

Five Elements down, all panting, all wet;

On the sixth one Luna’s heart was now set.

Twilight ran for cover, casting spell after spell,

“Don’t take me!  Take Spike!” she was heard to yell.

Spike jumped on Luna’s back, and spat fire on her ass,

“Woohoo!” cried Luna.  “I like a dragon with sass!”

Like a bolt from on high Celestia came down,

And like a great thunderhead dark was her frown.

But she stayed her wrath, and laughed long and loud,

To see her dark sister getting righteously plowed!

Spike had her on her back, her legs splayed out wide

And Luna moaned as he impaled her on his pride!

Twilight came out of hiding, her eyes huge with shock,

To see the sheer size of that dragon’s cock!

“I never knew he had it in him!” Twilight cried.

“It’s in Luna right now,” Celestia said with pride.

“And now, dear Twilight,” she said, “make us some tea!

Because this time it’s just your juicy snatch – and ME!”