Very Generic HiE

VERY GENERIC HiE

One day Bob Smith was reading really crappy My Little Pony fanfictions. He clicked on an advertisement and a random flash came out of no where and transported him to equestria.

''Oh wow.'' He thought. ''I'm in Equestria.''

Then a rainbow horse started beating him up.

''Ow.'' He thought. ''That hurt.''

A book horse came up behind her.

''Stap ronbay dush.'' ''You're being a jerk to a alien creature that could possibly murder us all because we don't know what it is and it's ugly and stuff.'' Said the book horse.

Then a giant fucking sausage emerged from the earth and slaughtered them all.

THE END