An Equestrian Cold War (Hetalia Crossover)

It was a quiet day in the world that the countries we all know and love reside in, WWII had ended long ago and most of the aftermath was over with, except for one thing, America kept bragging about it. As Russia was walking along to the world conference that was to be held in a few hours he noticed America talking to a group of young ladies, Russia began to listen in to the conversation.

"Wow." a young girl said "I can't believe you took on three countries all by your self." She went on.

"Yah, not only did I defeat the Axis all by my self I landed two big ones on Japan, right in Hiroshima and Nagasaki." America said

Russia began to get frustrated

"And you must be soooooo strong." Another girl said

The girls began to cling on to America.

"But, are you strong where it counts?" The last girl asked.

America let out a chuckle, and before he could respond Russia let his anger get the best of him.

"Shut up America!" he cried out "Stop acting like you did everything in the war, I was there to you know."

"Yahhhhhh, but really what did you do in the war anyways." America replied

Russia, very upset replied "I'll have you know that Hitlers failed invasion on Moscow was a major turning point in the war."

"Oh, I thought the turning point was when I won it for you guys." America responded

Russia began to turn red.

"Well if your just going to be ignorant about it and completely ignore the other world super power you can do that, I don't even care."

Russia then stormed off muttering

"жопа"

as he left towards the conference hall.

*Read in sponge bob narrator voice* TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATER

The wold conference was going smoothly and Russia and Americas little upset between the two of them had been forgotten by the two of them, until some one brought up Communism.

"Communism is a stupid idea!" yelled America.

Russia who wasn't really paying attention at the moment perked right up and stared right at America's blue eyes.

Yah, I'm talking to you stupid Commie." America went on

"Why can't you give your people freedom and Capitalism like I do." America continued.

"Hey, It's a good idea and should work, it's not my job to make sure it runs smoothly" Said Russia.

"Maybe it's because of your *cough* horrible *cough* leaders." Replied America.

"HEY, It's not my fault." Began Russia. "Not only do I have my own nation to run, I have to deal with um-teen republics, Cuba, North Vietnam and Korea, and anything behind the iron curtain."

"Hey I don't care how many people you have, as long as you treat them with freedom like I do." Said America.

Russia angered by this yelled out "At least I didn't judge my people based on skin color, or mass murder my own natives."

A clearly pissed America called out "Well, your just,just stupid, that's what you are!"

"Not as big as you are!" yelled Russia.

America, out of insults used the last thing he could use against Russia.

"You're just jealous because your the sibling that no one cared about!"

The entire room gasped France, one of the most shocked turned to Brittan and asked

"Brittan, you've been with America and Canada the longest, is it true that Russia's a sibling of America?"

Brittan let out a long sigh before he stared to speak "Yes, Russia is Americas brother. I wanted to keep it covered up but now you all know the truth."

Brittan began the back story

"One day when America and Canada were still young I decided to take them on a hike in what would be present day Alaska. It was a nice summer day so we decided to stay out much longer than planned, and we hiked until we reached a lake it seemed. I told America and Canada to play In a field while went out and looked at the nature and local plants in a more wooded area. While i was looking at the wild life I could hear America and Canada yelling and giggling, but then I heard a third voice followed by Canada yelling "Play with us brother." I walked back into the clearing and saw a boy who looked a little older than America swim over to where we were and begin to play with America and Canada. I walked over to the boys and America introduced him as his big brother, I asked who he was and all he said was "I am Russia and I am becoming a crazy big country." He then continued to play with the two boys until sun set, I asked Russia if he wanted to come with us but he just declined and swam back across the water and that was the end of it."

While all of this was being told most of the nations were listening closely, except for America and Russia who were sort of having a full out brawl in the corner of the room, but was later stopped when Germany picked both of them up by the collar of their coats and told them in a calming voice.

"Go out side, we will decide what to do with the two of you while your out there."

Russia and America left the room and slammed the door.