Pown-inator

Rainbow Dash said “So, he's real, right?”, Twilight said “Has far has I can tell. Pinky Pie, what did you do?”, but Pinky said “Um, I have a confession to make, haven't you ever wondered why I can do all the cool things I do? Why I'm able to pull party cannons out of no where, why I'm able to defy the laws of physics like it's nothing? Why I'm able to use my Pinky sense to predict things? How I knew what was going on in paralell universes during your trip to the human world?”, and Twilight said “Um, we thought you didn't know.”, but Pinky said “No, you know how most ponies can put together only a couple ideas together in their head, or if they're really smart like you, 3? I can put together like a million! Basically, I'm one of those people with super duper math skills, that can calculate huge numbers, but I can do it with everything! And when you can do that, you can mess with the laws of physics like crazy, because you can do things so well. If I wanted out of a box, all I'd have to do is hit the box with my hoof over and over again so that the vibrations build and build, because the vibrations hit eachother the right way, until eventually the box explodes! I knew what happened in that other world by figuring out exactly what kind of look would be on your face if something had happened, everything that's happened, I've had control over, I just couldn't tell you, or help too much, or else eventually, having a solution to everything immedietely would make it boring! It might seem like a relief for the first year or two, but eventually, you'd feel purposeless. I may have been lying about my mind, but has my cutie mark says, I do love making ponies happy. And I can't do that if you're all saddie waddie! But these bad guys mean buisness, so I had to do something! I blocked that weapon of theirs by using quantum physics to make it so that the force holding the atoms in the air together was in more places than the air itself, making it super tough!”

“But how did you make me turn all of the monsters into apples?”, and Pinky said “Simple, I've been around you long enough for your old thoughts to fade into your memory, and to be replaced by new thoughts, basically, since I had seen all the things you'd seen, I knew the exact thoughts in your mind, and I created the opposite thought with the sounds I made, to get rid of all of them and make it so that all was left was your subconscious, which put you into a trance state. Then all I had to do was tell you what to do! I made your minds not question it except for on rare occasions, like when you tried to figure out what my Pinky sense was, and I'm even about to fight off all the terminators!”, but twilight said “How?”, and Pinky said “This world is chaotic, over a long period of time, even a tiny thing can cause a massive affect, a butterfly flapping it's wings can cause a hurricane! Remember when I waved my hands around randomly? I do stuff like that all the time, whenever I wave my hands around like that, I try to disquise it by saying something about a house and a key or whatever, or making you think I'm talking about magic, but really, I'm being the butterfly!”

All of the sudden, Twilight looked outside to see if this was true, tornadoes were outside throwing the terminators extremely fast into the air, smashing them into eachother fast enough to kill them, lightning striking them and destroying them. But weirdly, the ponies weren't being hit. All of the sudden though, lightning struck the tree house hard enough to completely obliterate it. Leaving all 6 ponies and spike covered in ash, broken pieces of the tree house everywhere on fire. Twilight said “Um, pinky, why did you do-”, but Pinky said “Wasn't me, honest! There must be another super mind out there...”, all of the sudden, they saw a giant robot thing in the distance, bouncing up and down maniacally, really high up, making boom sounds when it hit the ground, something about how big it was combined with how nonsensically it moved, and how it didn't have to build up momentum, was completely terrifying, and it was laser blasting in such ways that made everything look like it was being hit with a shockwave, has if it was water, and it just had a giant rock thrown in it. Applejack said “Um, pinky, I think they copied your trick! You might have a good use for your powers here!”, and she said “There's one thing I just have to try!”, and she focused on the terminator in the distance. In quantum physics, if you look at something, it freezes in one spot, but if you aren't looking at it, it's in more than one place at once. Pinky was focusing on PART of the atoms in the terminator, in the exact right way that part of the atom would be in more than one place at once, part of it would be frozen, and therefore, it would cause a nuclear explosion by ripping apart the atom. All of the sudden, BOOM! The terminator exploded, and pinky restarted the storm to defeat all the remaining terminators. Before they knew it, they were all destroyed.