Pown-inator

by Varoid37

Rating: teen
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Random, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human
Length: 3417

What would happen if the terminators invaded ponyville? Plus, what's up with pinky pie's ability to defy the laws of physics?

Just wanna say to the mods: I had to take out something that I think people call "Self jerking", but I'm still not entirely sure what that means, but I made my best guess. I'm not just trying to get this back at the top of the fan fic list, in other words.

Basically the short description... Pretty simple. The story's so short that if I give much more of a description, I'll spoil it, but if the mods insist... Warning, if you wanna make sure you don't spoil it, just stick to the short description.

Anyway, so the terminators invade ponyville through a wormhole thing, because they need to copy Pinky Pie's neural patterns for a giant, unbelievably menacing terminator, with all the physics defying powers of Pinky Pie, and the strength of a giant robot thing.

Published 2014-06-04 15:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-04 15:30:03 UTC

Chapter 1

Note: This fan fiction IS about MLP, you just need to go a little later in the story and you'll see it is, don't see the first part being about terminator and think “This isn't MLP!”, because it's a combination of the two. You'll see. This is gonna be so epic.

John Connor was in his room, the war had gotten to him. He had heard the terminators were working on a new weapon, there was a rumor it was some kind of black hole weapon, but he didn't know anything more. It was the year 2030, and the war was still going on, the terminators had developed laser weapons capable of splitting atoms and causing tiny nuclear explosions, but John Connor's group had also gotten a hold of the weapons.

They couldn't split very many of the atoms at once yet, but the explosions had the advantage of being able to penetrate any kind of armor with the 20 million degree temprature around the explosion, and they could hurt more advanced terminators, like the T-1000, or the T-X. But the terminators also had developed cloaking devices and stuff, so they were even more menacing than before.

John connor was stressed out, he had sent spies into the terminator's territory to figure out what the weapon was.

It was now night time, and the group that John had sent in were in a science facility in the center of the strange phenomena that there were, objects teleporting randomly, people growing random things on them (Sometimes someone will grow airplane wings, for instance). They were disguised has terminators, who had told them to wear a special suit to block something they called “Chaotic energy”, a form of energy that mixed consciousness with physics, it was a result of the combination of the laws of physics in their own universe, and the universe they were going to bust into using a worm hole. It caused all sorts of random things to happen, and they were almost through.

Nathan, one of the men sent in, went into an isolated area, and took out a walky talky, and said “Nathan to John, I repeat, Nathan to John.” John said “Roger, what have you discovered?”, “They're opening up some kind of portal, I don't know what will happen if they bust through though, we've already seen some pretty weird stuff. Also, don't send any bombs here, I'm afraid of what it will do if it hits the portal, we don't want any more of this energy released than there already is. Save the bombs for every other area, but send every available troop to this area now.”, and John said “Roger. We don't have many free, but we can try.”

John Connor got into a drone suit, in other words, a suit which didn't go into battle, but controlled a suit far away. He had learned ever since one of his attacks on skynet that he WAS going to be alive, no matter how many people had to die to save him. It was destiny. And since these battles weren't controlled well enough, in other words, neither of the sides had much control over any of it, the laws of physics made it so the most chaotic, least organized thing would happen, and life is organized, in other words, people were almost certainly going to die if he went directly into battle. And with the weapons they had now, that meant a lot of people.

John got into the suit, and had the suit it controlled fly into the cargo plane. “Let's go! We're going to the center of the distortions! We have to stop them from accessing this other dimension!”

After confirming with John Connor that he had actually told them to do that, and that the terminators hadn't just hacked his suit, they got in their craft and flew towards the center of the distortions.

In Equestria, the distortions had gone crazy, magic was doing random things, and 2 houses had already been sucked in by a distortion, Princess Celestia had already tried to close it, but even she couldn't, the distortion was too strong. No, not close, heal, the distortion wasn't yet a hole, it was has if their universe was a sheet, and someone had a pencil pushing on the other side of it that they were on, making a dent, only in reverse.

Pinkie pie knew what it was, but she didn't say anything. All of the sudden, there was an explosion from the distortion.

Back on Earth, the terminators had broken through, and the distortion explosion had knocked half the air craft around in the air, even causing one to almost crash, it had done damage to the air craft, had distorted the hulls, and had caused guns to go off, shooting people in the leg. John connor from his suit said “Keep going! We have to stop them from doing whatever they're doing!”, but the distortion had messed up their cloaking devices, and both their craft and the terminators in the air, along with their artillery on the ground, had become visible.

All of the sudden, explosions were everywhere, and aircraft were falling. They fired back, and the flashes of light destroyed a bunch of the terminators. But one of them flew in the window to John Connor's air plane, took one of the people, and threw them through the window glaringly fast, then grabbed another by the face, and dented one of the cockpit walls with his head. The pilot saw the terminator smashing it's way through men, and thought “I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die...”, but John connor used a back fist to knock the terminator into a wall, and punched it's head so that it stuck outside the cock pit, then said “Re configure the hull with the nano bots!”, and the pilot pushed a button. Suddenly, an inch thick crystal coating formed over the hull of the air craft, it formed so that it went over the neck of the terminator, and trapped him. It was about to use a plasma cannon attached to it's arm to free itself, but John took a special knife and cut it off.

The knife was a knife with a tip for stabbing, and a REALLY thin graphene string that went over a groove in it, since it was a hundred times has strong has steel, it could be unbelievably thin and still withstand a lot of force, so it could focus enough force to cut almost anything. The terminator then took the electrical conduit that was left by the sliced off plasma cannon, and tried to electrocute John's suit, but John took a laser gun and blasted a few holes in the terminator, and it stopped.

The armor that was on the ship was designed to reflect laser blasts so they wouldn't do has much damage, and since it was crystal, like diamond, it could withstand a lot of heat. Not enough to withstand the area right where it hit, but enough to make it so that it wouldn't destroy has much of it.

John Connor looked out the window and saw they were almost there, and said “Everyone, out, now! Get your jet packs ready!”, and they got out of the ship, and flew towards the base. When they got there, they broke inside and saw that the portal wasn't open still. One of the terminators said “Detonate the bomb!”, and the base went up in a nuclear explosion, killing everyone near it, both terminator and human, making it so there would be no way to get back to that universe.

Chapter 2

Back in ponyville, they were in for the fight of their lives. Ponies were being slammed through buildings, some of them fired magic at the terminators, killing them, but none of them were powerful enough, there were just too many. They weren't killed when they got laser blasted, the cartoon physics of that universe made it nearly impossible for them to actually take fatal injuries, but they did take injuries. Buildings were exploding even. The paguses used lightning and tornadoes and heavy rain and wind to throw the terminators around, but the T-1000s could just form against the ground and make it so that they wouldn't even know where to hit. Not to mention that the clouds weren't much use against nuclear lasers or plasma cannons, and since the terminators were good at tactics, they spread out has fast has they could, making it impossible for them to be killed easily without destroying most of ponyville, and in the chaos, T-1000s snuck into people's houses through cracks under doors and in the walls, and a bunch into the everfree forest with the materials to build what was going to be their ultimate weapon.

They were searching for a strange energy pattern they had discovered, it was extremely powerful. One of them said “I've found it!”, and they all gathered around the main 6. Twilight said “What do you want? You can't have my magic!”, and teleported them to her library, and set up a force field around it using her magic.

Twilight said “This should keep us safe.”, but Rainbow dash said “Come on, I want to fight them!”, but twilight said “No, we can't fight them, there are too many, even for us. I need to find a spell in these books to stop them.”, all of the sudden, they noticed Pinky pie waving her hands around maniacally and saying “You could use your magic to turn yourself into a super hero, and go all supity duper on them!”, but twilight said “What good would that do? They're ALL super, they have an army of super people.” “Just an idea.”, and Fluttershy was under a table, shivering, and Twilight said “Oh come on, fluttershy, we've fought bad guys before.”, but then she saw what it was, there were liquid copies of Spike running towards them, only with hammers for arms. The hammers were made entirely of rectangular prisms (Basically, a rectangular prism is to a cube has a rectangle is to a square, the handle was a really long thin one, and the hammer head was closer to a cube)

Twilight was hesitant to blast them with magic, one might be spike, she didn't know how this stuff worked, they might of morphed him with nano bots, or one of them might be him, but mind controlled. She put up a magical bubble around them, but a terminator created a spike and jabbed through it, knocking the shield down. Apple jack tried to grab one of them, but she couldn't, it just melted and reformed somewhere else. Rainbow dash figured a brute force approach would work best, go so fast that you can hit it even if it is a liquid, so she went up in the air and got ready to fly down and hit it, but it formed solid, with a block in front of her head. Bam! She fell back, dizzy, with stars around her head.

All of the sudden, Spike came down the stairs and said “Watch out, guys!”, he had just gotten free from a T-1000 with his fire breath, and pinky pie said “The one on the stairs is the real spike! Attack the rest!”, but Twilight was still hesitant, has the terminator rainbow slammed into got ready to hit her with the hammer it had formed. Twilight thought of Rainbow has special, but Spike was literally like a son to her. She couldn't risk hurting him. Has it got ready to hit her, Rarity turned it into an apple. Rarity said “Twilight! What are you doing?”, but Twilight said “I can't fight them. Pinky, are you sure they're really not Spike?”, and Pinky said “Just don't attack the one on the stairs!”, all of the sudden, one of them pulled out some kind of weapon, and got ready to fire it at pinky. But the air suddenly turned into some kind of force field, and blocked it.

Twilight said “Woah, Pinky, did you do that? How?”, but Pinky said “I'll tell you later! Right now, we have to fight, fight, fight!”, and she made a seemingly random sound, putting Twilight into a trance state, then she said “Twilight, attack all of them except the one on the staircase!”, and she did, turning them all into apples with one blast. Then she came out of the trance state and said “What just happened?”, and Rainbow Dash said “Um, let's just say, we better hope pinky was right. You all right, Twilight?”, quickly, Twilight ran over to inspect Spike to see if he was real, has far has she could tell, he was.

Chapter 3

Rainbow Dash said “So, he's real, right?”, Twilight said “Has far has I can tell. Pinky Pie, what did you do?”, but Pinky said “Um, I have a confession to make, haven't you ever wondered why I can do all the cool things I do? Why I'm able to pull party cannons out of no where, why I'm able to defy the laws of physics like it's nothing? Why I'm able to use my Pinky sense to predict things? How I knew what was going on in paralell universes during your trip to the human world?”, and Twilight said “Um, we thought you didn't know.”, but Pinky said “No, you know how most ponies can put together only a couple ideas together in their head, or if they're really smart like you, 3? I can put together like a million! Basically, I'm one of those people with super duper math skills, that can calculate huge numbers, but I can do it with everything! And when you can do that, you can mess with the laws of physics like crazy, because you can do things so well. If I wanted out of a box, all I'd have to do is hit the box with my hoof over and over again so that the vibrations build and build, because the vibrations hit eachother the right way, until eventually the box explodes! I knew what happened in that other world by figuring out exactly what kind of look would be on your face if something had happened, everything that's happened, I've had control over, I just couldn't tell you, or help too much, or else eventually, having a solution to everything immedietely would make it boring! It might seem like a relief for the first year or two, but eventually, you'd feel purposeless. I may have been lying about my mind, but has my cutie mark says, I do love making ponies happy. And I can't do that if you're all saddie waddie! But these bad guys mean buisness, so I had to do something! I blocked that weapon of theirs by using quantum physics to make it so that the force holding the atoms in the air together was in more places than the air itself, making it super tough!”

“But how did you make me turn all of the monsters into apples?”, and Pinky said “Simple, I've been around you long enough for your old thoughts to fade into your memory, and to be replaced by new thoughts, basically, since I had seen all the things you'd seen, I knew the exact thoughts in your mind, and I created the opposite thought with the sounds I made, to get rid of all of them and make it so that all was left was your subconscious, which put you into a trance state. Then all I had to do was tell you what to do! I made your minds not question it except for on rare occasions, like when you tried to figure out what my Pinky sense was, and I'm even about to fight off all the terminators!”, but twilight said “How?”, and Pinky said “This world is chaotic, over a long period of time, even a tiny thing can cause a massive affect, a butterfly flapping it's wings can cause a hurricane! Remember when I waved my hands around randomly? I do stuff like that all the time, whenever I wave my hands around like that, I try to disquise it by saying something about a house and a key or whatever, or making you think I'm talking about magic, but really, I'm being the butterfly!”

All of the sudden, Twilight looked outside to see if this was true, tornadoes were outside throwing the terminators extremely fast into the air, smashing them into eachother fast enough to kill them, lightning striking them and destroying them. But weirdly, the ponies weren't being hit. All of the sudden though, lightning struck the tree house hard enough to completely obliterate it. Leaving all 6 ponies and spike covered in ash, broken pieces of the tree house everywhere on fire. Twilight said “Um, pinky, why did you do-”, but Pinky said “Wasn't me, honest! There must be another super mind out there...”, all of the sudden, they saw a giant robot thing in the distance, bouncing up and down maniacally, really high up, making boom sounds when it hit the ground, something about how big it was combined with how nonsensically it moved, and how it didn't have to build up momentum, was completely terrifying, and it was laser blasting in such ways that made everything look like it was being hit with a shockwave, has if it was water, and it just had a giant rock thrown in it. Applejack said “Um, pinky, I think they copied your trick! You might have a good use for your powers here!”, and she said “There's one thing I just have to try!”, and she focused on the terminator in the distance. In quantum physics, if you look at something, it freezes in one spot, but if you aren't looking at it, it's in more than one place at once. Pinky was focusing on PART of the atoms in the terminator, in the exact right way that part of the atom would be in more than one place at once, part of it would be frozen, and therefore, it would cause a nuclear explosion by ripping apart the atom. All of the sudden, BOOM! The terminator exploded, and pinky restarted the storm to defeat all the remaining terminators. Before they knew it, they were all destroyed.

Aftermath.

The main 6 were eating apples and stuff later, and Rarity said “Pinky pie, could you give me some creative insight on my dresses?”, and Pinky said “Go for perfection, let every single detail be perfect, that's the key. Make it smooth too, single dots can be irritating, just enough to change it from mega ultra super epic, to just good! The way a pony's mind works when it comes to figuring out how good something is is simple, it goes through every part of it, building up excitement like crazy has it doesn't find anything wrong with it, then it gets knocked down when it finds a single thing wrong with it, which messes up the feeling. But with diamonds, pearls, things like that, they're so smooth that there ARE no problems, so your mind keeps getting more and more excited until it just wants to explode!”, and Rarity said “Thank you, Pinky.”

Author's Note

Anyway, what did you guys think? This is kind of random, I know, but hey, it's about Pinky pie, what did you expect? xD

Anyway, if someone wants to post a reading of this on youtube, go ahead, it's not like I can make any money off of it anyway, copyright and everything. I just made this to show you all how smart I am. xD

I hope that this isn't one of those sites where you can get banned without even realizing you did anything wrong (So worried I'll be banned for this for some reason), but I just wanna say, I'm kinda new to the site, so I really don't understand how to do a lot of stuff here. (I almost put the whole story in the long description, for instance)

Anyway, also, I made it teen and gore because I figured cute little ponies getting slammed through buildings is kinda graphic, even without blood. And if that one terminator had hit rainbow dash, there probably would of been some. xD

And yes, I think this is dark... xD