Author's Note

"I dare you to write a story about Snow Drop (if that's her name) getting mugged by Snips and Snails...sensually." - Knight of Cerebus

Snowdrop x Snips & Snails (Marshal Twilight)

“Give us all your pussy!” Snip shouted.

Snowdrop blinked. “Beg your pardon?”

“You heard me! All your pussy!” Snip repeated.

“Uh, dude, we’re supposed to be getting her bits. And she only has one vagina,” Snails hissed to him.

“Um, I only have one pussy. How am I supposed to give you more than one?” Snowdrop stammered.

“Fine, give me ‘one’ pussy then, dammit!” Snips shouted. “Go on, turn around!”

“What about the money?” Snails complained. “I wanted to buy a candy bar.”

Snips brightened up. “Great idea! We can ram the candy bar into her vagina!”

“What?!” the blind pony screeched. “Why are you doing this?!”

Snips shrugged. “You’re blind, so it’s easier to mug you. Sensually. Now go on, turn around. Show Papa Snips that flank.”

Snowdrop trembled in fear, but she was trapped in the alley, and completely helpless before the undoubtedly strong and very large stallions that opposed her. Resigned, she started to turn around to ‘give Snips her pussy’.

Snips laughed evilly and took a step forward, only to freeze when he heard a shout. “CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VIGILANTES, YAY!” A split second later, an orange mass landed on top of Snips, knocking him to the ground.

“Whoa, what’s—?!” Snails started to say, only to be quickly lassoed and tied by a length of rope.

“What’s happening?!” Snowdrop shouted. “Do I still have to give my pussy?”

“No way miss, you’re safe now,” a second voice said dutifully.

Snowdrops tilted her head toward the new pony. “Oh, thank you so much!” she said, swooning in place. “How can I ever thank you?”

“By not walking into dark alleys at night by yourself when you’re blind and helpless,” a third voice said sternly. “Cutie Mark Crusaders Vigilantes, away!”

And with that, Snowdrops was left alone with two disabled colts, feeling just as confused as they were.