PonySuck Adventure

C: Examine the poster to your right.

[OPTION C SELECTED]

*You eye the nearby poster, curious about its contents. Glancing around carefully, you make your way over to see what it says. After all, it should be just a moment, and then you can be out of here without having to look back. Hell, if nothing else, maybe the poster can be used as more impromptu cover for the time being.*

*You carefully make your way to the poster in a stealthy fashion, hoping that no one is around to see you or your junk. When you finally reach it, you look up and find an oddly disturbing sight. On the poster in big, bold lettering is the word "SUCK" with what looks to be a penis jutting out in the center and a pony's mouth wide open on the right.*

*It's... some kind of propaganda poster, that much is sure. Due to it being nailed to the wood and you not having any way to pull the nails out, you cannot take the poster, but it does give you a clue as to the goings on in Ponyville right now. Mares in estrus are being told to suck dick... and yours is the only one around.*

*An unconscious expletive slips from your lips as you recall the dream Derpy mentioned. The princess in Canterlot must be behind this, somehow. Suddenly learning your junk is Public Desire #1 isn't as flattering as you might have hoped it would be. It's time to be sneaky, that's for damn sure. You tug on your loincloth and keep it secure around your waist, thanking yourself you didn't get rid of it.*

*Making your way through the town square, you arrive at the end of the strange path you saw earlier. As your stomach rumbles, you now regret not stopping by that delectable Sugarcube Corner when you had the chance, but now you have to think about more important things. Like, for instance, where to go next. Leaving the rest of the town behind cautiously with your loincloth in tow, you take a gander at your surroundings.*

*Your natural lack of direction is considerably worsened by your exhausted condition. Still, with no path leading anywhere clearly, you'll have to make a guess among the ones presented. You could go through the forest directly in front of you, but its incredible darkness discourages you. There can't be any ponies in there, right? Then again, you could also take the path left that seems to go around the forest entirely. The path to your right seems to lead to a farm of some sort and, off to the side, you spy a pile of objects laying out in a clearing a few yards away. Not knowing what to do, you consider your options.*

*From here, you choose to...*

OPTION A: Examine the pile of objects a few yards away. (turn to page 45)

OPTION B: Take route to left, which you think leads around the Forest. (turn to page 50)

OPTION C. Go straight through the Forest and try to find your way. (turn to page 64)

OPTION D: Take route to the right, which you think leads to a farm. (turn to page 76)