PonySuck Adventure

LOINCLOTH: Dispose of your loincloth by distracting the mare with it and bailing on this situation altogether.

[OPTION LOINCLOTH SELECTED]

*Upon hearing Applejack's coarse offer, your frown only intensifies and you decide that giving into this mare's wily desires is most definitely *not** in your best interests. With your hands still free for the moment, you gather all the strength you can to push AJ away and off of you. She tumbles over, uttering a brief exclamation of surprise before before stumbling back onto all four hooves.**

"What in tarnation are you- mmph!"

*Before the mare can finish her question, you fling your loincloth at the mare's face, completely covering her face in a mere instant. With her sight blocked out, she relies on her sense of smell instead and quickly faces the overpowering scent of your musk bathed in the towel you threw. Clearly distracted for the moment, she falls down on her haunches and breathes deep of the intense aroma, giving you ample time to make your move now.*

*Getting up on your own two feet, you eye the front door across the house and make a mad dash for it, leaving behind this raunchy farmer mare to her own devices as well as your trusty loincloth. Hopefully you won't need it any time soon... right?*

*Suddenly, your trek around a stray patch of thorny bushes ends as you're brought to a literal fork in the path. Directly ahead, there's another entrance to the forest, which you probably want to avoid. Then again, seeing how prevalent the dark greenery is in this area, you know you can't prolong the inevitable forever. The path to the left looks to lead to a series of hills, perhaps farther away from the forest, but you're not sure if that's the right direction or not. The right path is differentiated only by the deep shadows covering the area, provided by the hanging trees overhead that block your vision of the sky.*

*With no choice being particularly obvious, it's clear the game designer is trying to fuck with you. Otherwise, he wouldn't have put you in such an obviously dangerous situation. I mean, really, a fork in the road with unlabeled paths? Real original. Regardless of the cliched decision you're presented with, you think on the options for just a bit longer.*

*From here, you choose to...*

OPTION A: Take the left path. (turn to page 18)

OPTION B: Walk straight through the forest dead ahead. (turn to page 51)

OPTION C: Take the right path. (turn to page 91)