HoNk hOnK, It's Party TIME

This is probably the best day in your life. You and your friends are on a meteor, about to meet new people. You could show them miracles. Many motherfucking miracles. Soooo many motherfucking miracles they would shit motherfucking bricks. Which would be another kind of miracle. The whole world is a never ending miracle.

Awww. This was the Best night in your whole Life. And Gummy looked so happy. You are soooooo exited of  planning the Day-After-Birthday Party for him. That's what Pinkie is here to do.

Ok. That's motherfucking awful. You are feeling something getting into your mind. Looks like a though. Not a miracle. The though is: “hell motherfucking yes. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS FINNALLY OUT OF SLIME! hahahaha. HONK.” Oh no, it is right. You have to get slime. You panic. And fall over. And black out. The last thing you hear is your own voice, just kinda different: filthy lowbloods will pay me for FEEDING ME THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

This day is SHIT. Your friends don't want to PARTY. You'll make your own friends. Isn't it RIGHT, Mr. Turnip. What she says. Madame LeFlour. You should make them PAY. They all agree. Then You can do nothing other THAN getting mu trustworthy, old chainsaw. GOOD, old Chainy. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ((Imagine this as a mad and loud laughter))

this is your motherfucking day. You have never felt better. MOTHERFUCKING NEVER. and now, this stupid motherfucker of a clown has made you a disguise. no one will ever think it was you.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ((You know what to do))

Yummy. The taste of BLOOD. You never thought it would be that tasty. You wonder WHAT it would be with CUPCAKES. You note yourself to try that later. NOW you have other problems. CELESTIA DAMNED Twilight will never fit in this box. You think THAT Chainy will help here. Twilight is trying to say something to you. You are not LISTENING. Something about friends. FRIENDS! You though they were your friends, UNTIL they left you. OK. You FINISHED compressing Twilight. Haha. That was a good ONE. You have four of these boxes BY now. Two to GO.

EQUIUS. you liked him. in a way. but he was a lowblood. AND YOU ARE STILL FEELEING BLOODLUST. oh what you have there. isn’t it his motherfucking cat girl, nepeta. this will be fun. YOU SEE ANGER IN HER EYES. IT WILL DEFI-MOTHERFUCKING-NITELY BE FUN. but you are starting to feel something. you hope it's not the clown. NOT THE MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN. it's the last thing you need now. it's pulling you backwards. NO, NOT MOTHERFUCKING BACKWARD. YOU HAVE NEPETAS TO KILL.

Dash was easy. But that BITCH warned Applejack. Now YOU have to fight with her. You got one front leg off her. But she kicked you IN the side. That'l be harder, but THEY chose it this way. NO ONE unfriends themselves from Pinkie. At least NOT alive. You were just in the mid of a jump, when something PULLED you back. FUCK. It was TOO much 4th Wall breaking for a fight. It was COLLAPSING. And pulling you inside. SHIT. And then you got in.