Can you avoid getting impregslaved?

"I don't think it's weird..." you tell him, grabbing a stool and seating yourself next to him. "I mean, we've known each other for pretty much our whole lives. We're closer than any couple who've only known each other for like a few months before they start doing it."

Finally, he pauses his game, and turns to look at you. "Are you trying to hint at something here- CELESTIA'S BALLS, where are your clothes?!" He flails backwards, falling off his seat and landing on his back on the floor.

You see an opportunity to assert yourself, and you take it, pouncing forwards and landing on your hands and knees above him. Leaning forwards, you bring your face up close to his, and look him directly in his terrified eyes. "I think I'm past hinting at this point, brother. You know what I want. What I need! So, are you down?"

He's down to clown

He'd rather be dead in the ground

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