Can you avoid getting impregslaved?

No, you can't leave this unchecked any longer. There must be someone who could clue you in on what the heck this thing really is.

Unfortunately, magical expertise in an Earth pony village isn't all that easy to come by. The only pony you can think of is that unicorn chick who came down from Canterlot about a year ago. Wasn't she meant to be some kind of big shot though? You're pretty sure you heard she was like a protégé to Celestia or something like that.

Well, she's also the town librarian, so she should be willing enough to get off her high horse and give out advice, you hope. "I mean, what's the worst she can do to me? It's not like she's a princess herself or anything."

You have made a critical error!

When you knocked on the door to the library, you were feeling moderately confident. But mortal fear gripped around your heart, when you saw the figure who opened the door.

Wings! Horn! Alicorn! And a crown to boot, so there was no mistaking her royalty! What is a princess doing here of all places? You guess you really should start paying more attention to politics.

Having gravely underestimated her big-shotiness, you stand there, frozen, unable to think what to say. Would it be ruder to make your humble request anyway, or to make an excuse to leave, and waste a princess's time?

"Uhh, can I help you?"

You gulp. Yeah, definitely better to follow through at this point.

"Um, yeah, hi, sorry to bother you, Princess..." Name. Name! "...Librarian. I uh, I had a question about this magic curse-like thing, and I was wondering if you, uh... you might have a book on it that I can borrow!"

Much to your relief, she smiles, and beckons you inside. "Of course! I'm always happy to help others expand their knowledge. Come on in."

You let out a deep breath you didn't know you'd been holding, and step past her, into the library proper.

When inside, you happen to lay eyes on a familiar face...

Pinkie Pie!

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