Can you avoid getting impregslaved?

Inside the box is... a dildo!

"What the fuck?!" you yell, flinching away, before creasing up into a fit of laughter. "Hahahaha, oh wow! It's been a while since someone's pranked me like this. I wonder who sent it?"

You pick the dildo out of the box, and give it a look over. At the very least, it's still in its original packaging, so you don't have to worry about somepony sending you a used one. In fact, this might not actually be such a bad gag gift... you could see yourself possibly using this, maybe.

There's nothing particularly extravagant about the toy. It's the regular stallion shape, with the flared tip and everything, and came in a rather expressive shade of bright purple. The box lists its size as 'large', but given the marketing the porn industry has, this could well be the smallest size available for all you know.

Well regardless, it looks big enough for you anyway. You pry open the packaging, and hold the shaft directly in your hand. It's pretty rigid, to simulate a real dick during sex, but soft and flexible enough to prevent any potential discomfort. There's a couple of buttons on the base, too... is this actually a vibrator?

Along with the plastic penis, there's also a piece of paper stuffed inside the packaging. A cursory glance informs you that it's an instruction manual of some kind.

Read the instructions

Take the toy for a test ride

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