The Food Barn

by Kuairu
Hello, and welcome to the Food Barn, where we have $2 burgers, $1 fries, and $5 tickets to see a story about 8 strange characters and their ever-changing lives. Now remember, there are no quickies allowed out back, and the tapwater explodes. Enjoy!

While some ponies prefer the railroads as their main road of transportation, others prefer to simply hoof it out and travel by road. Luckily, the Equestrian Highway system is up to date, with multiple roads you can take to your destination.

At an intersection connecting to four major cities, Baltimare, Manehatten, Canterlot, and Fillydelphia, along with a fifth leading towards Ponyville, there lies a small area of three buildings. It is meant as a rest stop for those traveling to any of the 5 destinations. There is a small motel, for those who wish to stop in the night, and a restroom area for those needing a quick break.

Then there is a third building, with a painted sign on the roof, aptly named "The Food Barn". It is for any hungry individual who has some bits left to spare to buy some good quality food. In here, we meet our famed heroes.

Well, famed as in meaning there are the central characters here. If any of them were famous heroes, they would certainly not be stuck inside a fast-food restaurant, being happy play toys to the Universe, as the Food Barn is no stranger to weird, crazy, and insanely amusing events.

So let us delve down into the mystery of the strange and insane adventures of a hapless manager and his crazy employees, as life goes on in the restaurant known as The Food Barn.

Teen
On Hiatus
Random
Slice of Life
Comedy
 

5581 words: Estimated 28 minutes to read

3 Chapters:

  1. And so it begins... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  2. The Two Tricksters 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  3. The Motel 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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