They had nothing to say to each other, as the two stallions just looked at the tent that covered their home. They just look in opposite directions from each other, one just crossing his mocha colored hooves as his green eyes rolling over them as he looked to the ground, from the bench he placed himself on. “So… your story is, ‘It was The water heater.’” His eyes narrowed some as his unicorn horn peeked through a white mane. “I come home and you broke the water heater.”
The water seeping from under the tent over the small condo going into the rest of the Apartment building. And the light colored stallion started to look down some as he smoked “Relájate Macchiato es la mejor excusa que tengo. ”
“You know I can’t speak Spanish, Al fess up,” The Barista started as he looked to the Chippendale stallion.
“Hey that’s not completely a Lie,” The blond unicorn stallion said with a smirk over to his friend as he lit up a cigarette, placing it to his lips as he took a drag. “I did lean on the mare next to it~“ It was common for Macchiato’s room mate to get a bunch of girls.. concerning where Adagio Allegro worked. “And what I said was , Relax Maccy boy.”
Mac could only facehoof as a taxi colt trotted behind them, “So you rammed a mare into the Water Heater.” This was common for his friend to talk about in detail. Every mare he took to bed. For the short barista it was just one of those days.. But he couldn’t help but laugh now
“Si,” Al placed his sandy form leaning against a tree as they started to just stare at what happened to their place.
“You just had to use your charm didn’t you,” Macchiato’s smirk began knowing the whole thing was actually his fault. “So what do we do now … Magic Mike.” He couldn’t help but poke fun at his friend. Al was a cool stallion but he did have one unquine talent. Mac knew him as the only stallion who can hoofcuff himself to a chair with just his teeth to the sounds of Ice Tea being served.
“It’s a job man it payed for condo till now,” Allegro “I would like some respect.” Mac just kept laughing as he, he knew it was wrong. “At least I don’t have to ask snobs daily how they take their coffee.”
“That coffee money also payed for the condo,” Mac lifted a brow “And at least I don’t place myself on a pole as a side job.”
“Well how will we explain it to the Insurance company,” Allegro asked as he looked to Mac. “We can’t say I was rutting with some mare.”
“Well there’s a third roommate we can blame,” Mac said as he began to smile. “And it will make complete and utter sense.”
“You mean,” Al was beginning to smirk as well. “Well he does deserve it for sideing with that Tirek fello to take our cutiemarks a couple weeks back. “ The clues were clear who they were going to try and punk.
A few hours later… Macchiato stepped away from his handy work with a spray bottle. “You think he will notice.”
“It’s not a bad likeness, I think he’d see it as a fine painting.” Allegro chuckled some.
It seemed to be working till the Draconequs, landed behind them with a big smirk on his face. “Oh it’s an aweful likeness. You just didn’t get my nose right , my good Macchiato.”
Both the stallions gazed at each other … as the creature continured to talk “So … you think this will be a logical excuse for the Company.” Discord crossed his claws as he leaned over them. “You could’ve at least tried to make it look like it was some of my handywork. And painted the whole building in Polka dots.”
With a snap of his finger dots covered the building the condo was in. “Oh and you could’ve thought cleverly and got into couple of dresses.”
That made both Mac and Al to look down seeing themselves in some a the rouchyest attire Discord could think of.
Allegro’s sandy form was now decked in a bridle through his mouth with a barring reign down his back to a yoke and a saddle with a harness over his rear. His Blonde mane and tail styled to be wavy and pretty as if he was now all dolled up.
“Discordia tu flankhole…...Quitame esto ahora!,” It was clear Al was not happy with how he looked till he looked over to Mac who was in a Maid outfit. His white maned now curled into a cute little bob at the back of his neck. Fish net stockings comeing up to his knees. A corset over his stomache causeing him to suck it in.
“One laugh out of you Al and I will punch you so hard that," He was trying not to laugh at Al's outfit himself .
"So what do you Boys say," Discord said with a big goofy grin on his face.
And in Unison Adagio Allegro and Macchiato both said "Don't Punk the Master."
They understood it was not a good idea to blame Discord now that it did look like it was his handy work, "Kinda looks like a Wet Remodel." Macchiato said as the three tilted their heads at it. "Dang I wish I had some cashews this corset is makeing me hungry."
Al laughed a bit "Your in a corset." He dodged the punch comeing at him from Mac as he placed his hooves up " At least your not in a Harness."
Discord than looked over to them as he smirked "Soo What now ... Magic Mike." Placeing a claw over Al.
"NOW LET'S NOT START THIS AGAIN!!." Mac and Al said in Unison.
