Star Wars: Rebellion of Trinket Squad

by The Dark Soul

Prologue:Chapter 1: The Beginning

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Author's Note

If you don't think any of the foodstuff I mention in this chapter is real, comment and I will send proof that its in Star Wars.

It might not be good now, but it will get better as we go.


Prologue:Chapter 1: The Beginning

"We went aboard the ship.... Not knowing what was going to happen. All we knew at the moment was to follow orders." The Old Clone says.

"As I reached the bridge, I had a bad feeling in my stomach, trouble was coming, and I wouldn't like it."

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"So the planet is unknown?" Joker asks.

"Yes, that's why we are pretty sure Rebels live there, maybe even their leaders." General Thompson said. General Thompson served his entire life, well, when the Empire formed that is.

"It is seventy minutes away as long as we use hyperspace, head down to the mess hall get something to eat."

"Yes Sir." Joker said, saluting.

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Nine sits down in front of Joker, with his tray. All he had on it was a Tatooine flatbread. Joker had a Crumblebun.

"Come on Joker why are you not eating anything? You always had at least one or two Order 66 Cookies."

"Im not Hungry Nine."

"Well, if your not hungry, ill will take that Crumblebun from you." Nine says, snatching the pastry from Joker.

"Whats gotten into you...Sir? Its like you need a personality transplant, not that that can happen but im just saying." Nine asks.

"The planet we are going too... I just don't know, I have a bad feeling." Joker said. Joker looks up, realizing the Nine is gone, he looks over to see him getting a Powdered Chrisotphsian Sugar Donut. 'Didn't know they had any of those on here.' Joker thought. He continues to stare at Nine. He is waving the damn donut in front of his face.

"I know you want it, you always loved these at Dex's Diner. Come on, you know you want it.... No? Damn you must really have a bad feeling if your willing to resist one of these." Nine says. Joker sighs at this, looking towards the window.

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Princess Celestia sits in her throne room, pondering at her thoughts... Equestria is still rebuilding, with help from the Crystal Empire, Zebrica, and The Griffion Empire, even the Changelings pitched in a bit, and they are complete assholes, from the war that caused countless deaths, countless homeless, and much much debris from the droids. Much of the Equestrian Treasury has been used, many guards have to put up with riots as a lack of crops, since the battle the took place there, in Ponyville is gone, so starvation causes the riots. A voice pipes, a voice that only comforts Princess Celestia in this Recession. It is her sister, Princess Luna. Princess Celestia trots towards her sister, the tone in Lunas voice means trouble.

"Yes, my sister?" Princess Celestia asks in a sad tone.

"I know you have many troubles on your mind right now, but I need you to look at this.." Princess Luna says.

Celestia looks through the Telescope, and what her eyes spy frighten her. A large spacecraft , bigger than the ones that the Republic used was coming straight for the planet. Luna doesn't look as frightened as Celestia is. But what they don't know is that Equestria will come to ruin again, for war sits around the corner.

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"Hey Noobie, Noobie where are you?" Know-it-all yells.

"This isn't funny Noobie, don't try to knock me upside the head because it wont work this time!" Know-it-all continues to yell. Something is shimmering in the air in front of him.

"N-N-Noobie? That y-you?" Know-it-all says, frightened by whats standing before him.

A few seconds pass as no answer, but the shimmer in the air just stands there in front of him, Know-it-all as considered running like hell, but thought that it would catch him.'How are there no Patrols down here?' Know-it-all thought. A few more seconds pass before Know-it-all hears a snicker, that snicker turns into full out laughter as the shimmer in front of him reveals A yellow shaded Stormtrooper...Noobie... The clone falls down laughing as Know-it-all just sits there staring.

"Oh yeah I forgot you made friends with a damn Special Ops trooper and he gave you his cloaking device." Know-it-all recollects.

"Yeah and its fun using it! Hahhahaha!" Noobie continues.

"I need Trinket Squad to report to the Landing Bay immediately, the planet is in sight." Command says through the Coms.

"Guess that's us.. Race ya there?" Noobie asks, containing his laughter.

"Yeah, one, two, I DIDNT SAY THREE! COME BACK HERE!" Know-it-all yells when Noobie runs at two.

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"Nine, thank you for trying to get me to eat, but I wasn't hungry." Joker said.

"I know I know, but hey, when it turns out all we gotta do Is destroy a few rebels youll get back to eatin what you love. Trust me, shooting rebels always cheers you up." Nine said.

"Nine, that's why your my right hand clone." Joker said. Joker and Nine have developed a more brotherly relationship, unlike Nine and Know-it-alls.

"Hey Joker, what is the planets name anyway?" Nine asks as they arrive at the Landing Bay.

"I haven't the faintest idea." Joker answered.

They walk towards some of the other Stormtroopers who are waiting to be transported down, they look over to see Noobie and Know-it-all arguing about something stupid. They decide staying on familiar ground is better then the unknown and they begins walking toward the arguing brothers.

"Both of you stop fighting right now!" Joker said, rubbing his helmet.

"But he cheated!" Know-it-all whines.

"So what do you want me to do? Bend him over my knee and spank him? I mean seriously we are not cadets anymore we are fully grown Clones, now act your age! That's an order!" Joker orders. He spots the stormtroopers staring at them out of his peripheral.

"Yes sir." Noobie and Know-it-all both said.

The commanding officer of Trinket Squad then walks in, as if he was waiting for Joker to get a stranglehold on the argument and end it. As Trinket Squad stands at attention, the officer begins to brief them.

"This planet might house rebels, and to Lord Vaders will, we need to execute everyone and everything that is related to them in any way. Any questions?" He asks.

"Good, then lets go!"

Trinket Squad board the Sentinel-class landing craft "Destiny", Joker watches as the hatch closes, the bad feeling gets stronger.

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