Dawn of the Undead Fetuses

by DirtPoorRiceKing

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Dark
Length: 1048

A story in which a bunch of undead fetuses take over Equestria

It's a fucking troll fic about a zebra who raises a bunch of aborted fetuses and uses them to build an army.
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU READ IT!!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-06 13:55:47 UTC

THIS FUCKING SHIT

DAWN OF THE UNDEAD FETUSES

Once upon a time in Equestrua everypony was all so pregnant from having too much sexy time with their stallions because they not good at pulling out and that make the mares all pregnant and they will make more ponies and there will be to many ponies in Equinestria and then that will be bad for CELESTIA!!!

One day BIG MACINTOSPH came to celestie and said HELP I GOT MY TOTALLY UNIMPORTANT BACKGROUND PONY SISTER APPLE SMACK PREGGERS AND SHE GONA MAKE US AN INBRED RETARD CHILD. but culestirea did not give a shit because she had princess stuf to do like sitting on her big fat plot while the world was going to hell around her. PRINMSMES celestria told The big red horse that he should go talk to TITFUCK SPACKLE. so big mac went to ponyville and told twilight that he needed her to give apple jack an ABORTION!!!

twilight was too fucking lazy to do it her self so she told her little faggot dragon slave srpuck that he needed to give upplejok an APORTION!!! But sadly Spike had hung himself from the ceiling because his life FUCKING SUCKED. Twilight said OKAY DOKAY LOKAY and got her special princess vacume and wenht to swet apple acers and stuk it in apple juk and sucked out the still developing fetus.

Evety pony that was watching was like HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING and they got twilight spuckle to open a abortion clinic and tey told her to suck out their fetuses because they where all preggers. so twilght said OJKAY and sucked out everypony’s unborn children.

This made all the catholic ponies very pissy and tyhey sed that she had to stop but twilight did not care and shot lazers at the catholic ponies and killed all of tem becus cathloc ponies are all unholy assholes.

Twiulught called her abortion clinic TWILIGHTS PLACE WHERE SHE KILLS YOUR CHILDREN and it became very popular and all the mares went to the T.P.W.S.K.Y.C. to get their babies sucked out of their vaginaz. It was so popular that twiliget got a lot off moneys and used it to buy all the food in equestria and ate until she was so fat she could not give eny mor abortions. She would hav to ask futa shy

FUFTER SUY called THE FAT PUROPLE FUCK as she rolled up to futershis cottagey I NED YO TO KILL SOME PEOPLE KIDS FOR MONEY. Flutmer shy did not want to abort fetuses because she thout that it was wrong. This made twilt angrey and she rolled on to futer shy and killed her with her weight and angle bunny weas so sad that futer she was ded that he stabbed himself in the face with a fork and die. Then discord came along and said that he would abort the fetuses.

MEANWHILE IN THE EVERFREE… there was tis necromancer named tyrone and he was a zebra and that ment he was bad because zebras are stealers and cant swimm. Tyrone was mad because Celestia passed the emacipation proclamation and that ment that he could no longer be a slave to normal ponies unlike himself and he had to be considered equal but he was not because he was a zebra.

At the clinic discord was maggiging out asmany fetuses as possibul and they where starting to pile up in the back where they where kepting tem and they started to smell bad. It smelled so bad that all the pregnant ponies went away and never came back to the abortion clinic ever again. Busnies was so bad thet they had to close the store and never open it again.

It was at this time that rarity got caut in her sewing machine and waws shredded to pices and died. Sweetebelle killed herself because she was sad that her sister was ded and so did apple blom and scoot. Apple bell’s family was sad that she was ded but no one was sad that schoot loot was not alive because she had no one and every one hated her. Timond tiara was happy and lived out her life as the heartless bitch she was always ment to be and nothing bad happened to her.

So in all the confusion of death and shit tyrone went to the abortion clinic and packed all the aborted fetuses in to his saddle bagz and went back. But dischord stouped him and said don’t steel the fetuses give them back. And tyrine said NIGGA MOV OUT OF MAH WAY and poped a cap in his ass and killed him because he was a zebra and they are bad.

Tyrone wint beak to his everfree house and dumped the fetuses on the flo and ate somne lunch. When he comed back he used a resurrection spel on the fetuses and mad them all alive again and told them to taker revenge on the ponies that made tem ded.

On a dark stormy knight all the pones where in side when tyrone and his army of unded futuses rampaged through the town burning and killing. Pink pie thought that it was a party but it was not and her unded-unborn-fetus-child jumped on her and crawled back into her vagina and ate her insides!!! Princes Luna came down and told them to stop. Luna was so sexy and cool because she is best princess. Bit that did nut stoup tha fetuses to bite her on her sexy blue plot and kill her. Tyrone then fucked her dead body because he is a zebra and they are bad. Tehen twit spukle rolled in and was eaten by all the fetuses and it was funny because he was big and fatty. Afer thety ated twilight they where all full and tired so they slept.

When the fetuses woke uop tyrone told them to kill some more ponies but they did not want to. The guy fetuses and the girl fetuses all wanted to have sex and they did  and their population grew so big that they killed tyrone and took over the entire world and built a fetus kingdom and became tha most powerfull nation ever.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS… WEAR A DAMN CONDOM