Shrek is Love

by Excy

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Sex, Spike, Comedy, Random, Crossover
Length: 962

Spike prays to Shrek but Twilight interrupts.

It would be normal any other night, but tonight isn't any other night. While Spike is praying to his overlord Shrek, Twilight walks in. What happens next?

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Published 2014-06-07 19:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-07 19:30:02 UTC

Shrek is Life

On any other night, it would be normal. A simple prayer before bed. But this time it was different. Twilight had walked in on me while I was praying. Fucking bitch had it coming. I should probably start over.

Be me. I'm a 9 year old dragon boy named Spike. I Love everything Shrek. Have all of the movies, toys, posters, etc. Every night I recite a prayer before I sleep.

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life." Simple.

But tonight was different. Twilight walked in on me. She looked at me and called me a faggot. I turned from my bed and looked her in the eye. I called her a cunt. She walked over and smacked me over the head with her hoof and sent me to bed and slammed my door. I was so upset. I had no idea what to do.

As I laid in my bed, sobbing, a thought came over.

Pray to him.

I prayed once more but this time, hoped he would he would listen. I continued to sob when the smelll of onions filled my room and nostrils. I thought I was just imagining it, but my suspicions were confirmed when I turned over in my bed and found the almighty Shrek standing at the side of my bed. I was so happy and overjoyed at the sight. I began to cry once more, until Shrek leaned over and whispered tenderly in my ear:

"This is my swamp, laddeh."

Just then, Twilight barged through the door and looked at Shrek. She yelled out.

"What the fuck is happening?" Shrek walked over to her and whispered in her ear.

"There is no happening, only Shrek. He told me what happened, laddeh." Suddenly, Shrek backhanded Twilight. She went flying into the wall, crashing.

"I am an alicorn. I am superior to you, ogre!" She yelled. She shot a laser from her horn at Shrek. Shrek used an onion shield to block it and shot it back at her. He then shot her with an onion gun. She was shot with so much, it was burning. Both Shrek and Twilight broke the roof and flew outside and had and epic fight. Twilight was sure she would win, since she knew that if she could beat Tirek, almighty soul stealer, she could beat an ogre. She couldn't be anymore wrong. Shrek suddenly grabbed her by the neck and whipped her downward to the library. Shrek flew over and grabbed her by her horn.

"P-Please don't hurt me. I'll do anything."

"You should've checked yourself before you shrek'd yourself." He ripped her horn off without hesitation. He worked his way to her wings. He ripped them off and bit into one, before spitting it out. He then ripped off her head. He quickly pulled out his massive shrock and stuck it in her neck hole. He continued to fuck it until he came. He came mud water and onion juice. He then threw the body of the deceased alicorn to the side. He turned to me with a warm smile. I smiled back. I was so happy. He grabbed me and said to me,

"Now it's my turn." He turned me over and put me on my hands and knees. He got on top of me and whipped out his oversized shrock once more. He lined up the tip of his shrock with my tight little ass. I looked back at him. He hesitated before I assured him, "I am ready."

Without warning, he jammed his shrock into my ass. He pulled out, and repeated the process. It hurt, but I knew I had to. I must please Shrek. He went as hard as he could into my ass, spreaing my ass with is shrock. Suddenly, he let out a mighty roar and let go a few final thrusts into my ass and filled me with his precious juices. I was finally full and happy. I knew he was also happy. He pulled out and got up. He whispered to me,

"My time here is ogre."

He flew out the window and out into the tars, back to his swamp. I laid in my bed, still full with his love and went to sleep happily.

"Shrek is love," I whispered to myself. "Shrek is life."

The next day was a beautiful day. All the ponies were singing and dancing around. Ponies talking and just generally having a nice time.

Back at the library, I had woken up early, knowing I had to clean up the library of the night prior. I also had to hide Twilight's body. I had just finished working on the roof and cleaning the room and looked over at the horn of Twilight, moving upward were the wings, followed by the body and finally the head. I put Twilight in a box and buried her. Applejack had noticed me digging and the box beside me.

"Howdy, Spike. How're you t'day?" Applejack said with her thick country accent.

"Hi there, Applejack. Just burying something."

"Well are ya gonna tell me what?" She asked.

"A time capsule. Well, more of a time box capsule-thingy. You know what I mean."

"Oh alrighty then. Hey, have ya seen Twilight anywhere?"

"No. She said yesterday she had some important business and she wouldn't be back for awhile." I lied. I tried to make it as truthful as possible, seeing as it's the Element of Honesty.

"Aww, well alright then. Let me know when she gets back now, ya hear?"

"Yep." I had finally finshed and covered the hole. I will miss her, but I had to. I had to do it for Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Author's Note

Sorry not sorry.