Ratchet and Clank: Into Equestria

by Rainbrewdash

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other
Length: 1353

Ratchet and Clank crash into Equestria.

After the emotional journey of saving Clank and saving the Universe once again. Ratchet and Clank go on a much needed vacation before realizing that the aphelion needed a tune-up and quickly crash into an Unknown planet.

Rated Teen for Fantasy violence. Ratchet and Clank are not ponies.
I will add characters as I need them. Also, I will not be Shipping anyone with Anything!

(Takes place after a Crack in Time, because I finally played it.)
(Also cover art is also a place holder.)

Published 2014-06-07 14:20:04 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-17 09:27:09 UTC

Chapter 1

Ratchet sat back in his seat in the Aphelion, while Clank was going through the channels on the radio.

"I hope the place where we go to this time is relaxing, I really need a break from all this hero stuff." said Ratchet.

Clank thought for a minute, "We should go back to Pokitaru, it seemed nice there."

Ratchet groaned "I'm not going back there after what happened last time."

Ratchet's ship suddenly started to shake, he sat up in his seat.
"Whats happening!?"

Ratchet tried to steer to a nearby planet without crashing, but with no luck they suddenly were caught into orbit of a planet nearby while trying to make a safe landing.

"Hold on tight!" Yelled Ratchet. "It's gonna be a bumpy landing!"

Twilight Sparkle was sitting on her bed reading one of her many books.
She heard a loud crash followed by something that sounded like an explosion.

Spike sprinted up the stairs as quickly as his little legs could carry him.
"Twilight! Did you see it? The explosion outside of the Everfree Forest?"

Twilight sighed "Spike, I did hear something but I thought it was you."

"Come on Twilight! We have to go and look!" he whined.

"Okay, Okay fine, we'll go have a look and see if Fluttershy is alright." Twilight sighed then got up from her bed.

Ratchet groaned, he rubbed his eyes as he sat up.
He thought to himself "How did I survive that?"

"Clank!? You around here?" Ratchet saw something off into the distance, a pale colored horse-pony.

He got up, grabbed his trusty OmniWrench Millenium 12 incase the horse-pony was hostile.

Ratchet walked over to the horse-pony, saying "Hello? Uh, do you know where I am?"

The pale horse-pony thing shrieked while trying to hide itself "P.. Please don't hurt me.."

"Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you." said Ratchet, calmly.

"Do you know where my friend is? His name is Clank."

The horse-pony whispered something, as she was still scared.

"You're going to have to speak up." Ratchet groaned

"He's over....." her voice turned into a whisper.

"What was that?" Ratchet raised his Wrench.

"He's over there... in my house.." The pale horse-pony thing raised a hoof and pointed to her house.

Ratchet thanked the horse-pony thing and walked over to the house, opening the door.

Clank was sitting on a couch calmly "Hello Ratchet."

"Oh Clank! Thank Qwark you're okay!" said Ratchet

"Ratchet, where's Fluttershy?" Clank asked.

"Whats a 'Fluttershy'?" Ratchet asked.

"Fluttershy is a pale-yellow pony who lives here on the planet Equestr-" Clank was interrupted by a rainbow streak flying past him.

"What did you do to Fluttershy!?" Yelled a rainbow maned pony.. with wings?

Ratchet hadn't noticed wings on the 'Fluttershy' he had seen before.

"Hey! She took Clank!" Yelled Ratchet

"Actually Ratchet, when we crashed, I walked over to her house for assistance."

The Rainbow maned pony looked at Clank. "That thing can talk?"

Clank looked up at her "Yes, I can. My name is XJ-0461 but I like the name Clank."

He continued, "Our ship has crashed and we were wondering if we could get help to get it back into working order."

The winged pony laughed, "You think you can make me believe some stupid story! You guys probably came from the Everfree forest for all I know!"

"The Ever- What now?" Ratchet asked confused.

The winged pony groaned "I'll take you to see Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle walked up the path to Fluttershy's house.
"Spike, she'll be fine, don't worry."

"But what if some weird aliens got her!? Or she was taken?"

"Isn't that the same thing? Just without aliens?"

"Well.. Uh.. Sort of."
Twilight laughed at Spike, continuing walking.

Twilight was suddenly on the ground after being bumped into by Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow! Watch where you're going!" Rainbow looked down, "Sorry Twilight, and I'm glad you're here we were just looking for you."

"Wait, we?" Twilight sat up and saw two creatures, a small very shiny metallic one that stood on two legs and another one that was rather tall with long ears and a tail, and was yellow.

"This is going to be a long day" Groaned Twilight.

Ratchet groaned as he tried to answer all of the questions he was being asked.

"Yes! Were from another planet, Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie Pie jumped up off the ground "Oh! Ooooh! What cake should you guys have for your welcome to Ponyville party?"

Clank stood up "I am sorry, but we cannot stay for long, if anyone could help us with our ship, we should be going."

"Yeah! It seems pretty boring here anyway." Clank hit Ratchet "Hey what was that for!?" Ratchet yelled,

Twilight looked at Clank "I'm sorry, Clank, I don't think we have the technology to help you two with your ship."

Ratchet threw his wrench on the ground "Just great! How are we gonna get out of here now, Clank?"

Clank ignored Ratchet "I am terribly sorry about Ratchet, it is just that we were meant to be on vacation today, after saving the universe many times."

Rainbow Dash flew out of her chair "The universe! Wow! That is awesome!"

Pinkie Pie then was out of the library in a matter of seconds.

"Where is she going to?" Ratchet asked.

"Ah'm not sure, probably to throw ya two's 'welcome to Ponyville' party."

Chapter 2

Clank sat next to Ratchet in the middle of one of Pinkie Pie's signature party's, he could tell Ratchet wanted to just get the ship fixed.

"Ratchet, you should enjoy this it is the only party we have been to in a while." said Clank trying to encourage him to stay.

Ratchet took took out his Holo-Guise, scanning a random pony.
He turned into that pony and snuck out without Clank Noticing.

As he walked out of Sugar Cube Corner, a lot of ponies started to gather around him.
"Uh, Hello? What do you guys need?"

All of the ponies were bowing down.

He thought it was weird, but shrugged it off, continuing his walk into Ponyville.
Any pony would move out of his way and bow down. All he could hear were ponies silently saying..
"It's Princess Celestia!" "Her, here in Ponyville? No way!"

Ratchet thought to himself "Great, I scanned Royalty... and what kind of name is Celestia anyway?"
Some flying Royal Guards flew above him.

"Halt Changling! Prepare to be taken into Captivity!"

"A Chang-what now?" He immediately took off his Holo-Guise, throwing a Time-Bomb at the guards to slow them down.
He ran down the street past Sugar Cube Corner and hid in a bush.

Clank was over talking to Twilight about what he had been doing over his past few adventures with Ratchet.
"I was the head runner of the Great Clock."

"The great clock wha-" Twilight was cut off by Royal Guards coming into Sugar Cube Corner.

"Princess Celestia! We must leave now, there are Changlings in the Area."
"Changings!?" Screamed Twilight.

"What are Changlings if I might ask?" said Clank.
"They are a race of creatures that take forms of innocent ponies and do bad things!"
"Well we should stop them." Said Clank, as the Mane 6 Ran out the door.

Ratchet jumped out of the bush, right into a Royal Guard.

"Hey! Watch where you-" He looked up
"Hehe.. well, I'll be going!" He ran while they were shooting Laser Beams from their horns at him.

He kept on running, taking different routes, trying to lose them.
He saw something familiar.

"Sugar Cube Corner!" He cheered.

He Ran out of the alleyway that he was in, just down the street from Sugar Cube Corner.

But he hit something on his way out, it was Twilight and Clank... and the rest.

"Hey! Wa-" Ratchet looked up, staring at Twilight.

"Um.. I can explain"

Author's Note

Hi! Sorry I was gone for so long... About a year...
Not a very long chapter, and I fixed up Chapter one making Ratchet seem more nice instead of nasty.

I'm here to continue the story anyhow!