I'mma Serenade You Whether You Like it or Not!
Carry the one … combine the base and the acid to get a chemical reaction … mix in the chlorine with the ammonia – no, no, wait, I think that one kills people.
Huh? Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I'm Twilight Sparkle. What am I doing? Well, I'm in the middle of running experiments while I try to think of ways to usurp and overthrow my mentor, Princess Celestia. Why am I wanting to overthrow my mentor, you ask? Don't you love her like a mother, you say? I do! She taught me so much … but … recently, I learned that she's a voyeur.
You don't know what that means? It's for the best, really. But since you insist, a voyeur is someone who experiences sexual pleasure from watching others engage in sexual acts.
I can't sit by and let Equestria continued to be ruled by somepony with such an – such an intrusive sexual interest!
What do you mean, “don't you think Celestia should get to relieve herself just like every other normal pony?” She's NOT a normal pony, she's Princess Celestia, Ruler of Equestria, Princess of the Sun. NOT a normal pony … right?
Yes, Princess Celestia is like a mother to me … and mothers are not supposed to engage in sexual activities! What's that? In order for me to have been born, my mother had to have engaged sexually with my father? NO, STOP! I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Okay, yes. My parents having … ugh, sex, was a requirement before I could be born. And before Shining Armor could be born … but Princess Celestia should be better than carnal urges like that! She's had thousands of years to learn how to curb that kind of desire!
… put Celestia on too high a pedestal? Only trying to use her voyeurism as an excuse to overthrow her because I can't handle the fact she's not a perfect, flawless being like I always imagined her to be?
Ah ha ha ha ha. I have no what you're talking about. Me, put Celestia on a pedestal. I'm much too rational to do something irrational like that. I mean, just because I think she should be a paragon of virtue, devoid of the sins that plague the mortal pony, doesn't mean I'm putting her on a pedestal, right?
