Princess D&D Night

by Iamoriginality

First published June 10th, 2014 00:20

Princess Twilight Sparkle, is invited for the first time to the 70th Annual Princess D&D Game, but a little bird was watching, and when this bird tells its master. A special guest shows up to ruin the party. But instead joins the game. Watch as they laugh, cry, and well do princess things. Cover by AmyRose521.

Chapters

It begins
When Goblins Attack

It begins
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Princess D&D Night

It begins

*Burp* A letter came out of Spikes mouth. It was approximately 2 A.M and Twilight was just going to bed.

"Why is the princess..*yawn* sending me a letter now" Twilight managed to grasp while stumbling.

"Dear twilight, you have been invited to a royal 'sleepover' you will know more once you are here, please bring plenty of Doritos, Mountain Dew, and a book? Your Princess, Celess.." Twilight fell asleep for a half second.

"Twilight!" Spike shouted.

"...AH, huh what. Oh yeah... better do what the princess says." and with that, twilight head for the kitchen to grab the desired items, while in the kitchen she still pondered why she was to acquire these items, she would ask later. After grabbing the food and drinks, she stuffed them into her saddlebag and flew to canterlot.

"Ah Princess Twilight, what be your presence here" The Guard asked.

"I'm to be attending some sort of royal sleepover," Twilight sighed.

"Alright, be on your way then." The guard then moved so he was no longer blocking the entrance. Twilight hastily made her way to the royal chamber. Stumbling almost half asleep occasionally. Once inside the chamber she noticed the princesses, popcorn, Doritos, and a very certain game that she knew was then reason she was there. She stared at the princesses, then trotted forth and set down her saddlebag full of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and a book entitled "What to do during a royal sleepover".

"If were doing this..furst crack me a Dew cause i am esperdantly errr.. tired." Twilight managed to say.

Celestia then levitated a Mountain Dew to Twilight and opened it. Twilight took a long hard sip. Then took a look down.

"Lets get this show on the road!" and with that all 4 Mares gave a huzzah. Twilight took a seat at the round table. Then Celestia opened up the box, the box of the game. "Dungeons and Dragons".

"Twilight, since it is your first time here, you will be our dungeon master. If that is alright." Celestia asked.

"Of course!" Twilight spat out. Celestia then levitated the Dungeon Masters fold, the note pad, and the rest of the contents to the rest of the players. She got out the board and the mystical, D20!

"So for character selection, I will go first! I am as always the mighty Marecules with his beginning sword of slaying, +5 Against undead." Luna explained.

"Uh Luna, you're not speaking in the Royal Canterlot Voice..." Twilight exclaimed.

"I know, I usually only use it in public." Luna retorted.

"Next I will go, I am choosing The pony of Shadows! A stealth character with a beginning dagger of darkness, +4 Stealth +1% Pickpocket chance." Cadence stated.

Then Celestia Spoke. "Finally me, I am choosing Marelin, the mighty wizard who casts many spells! With a starting robe of charisma, i get +5 Intelligence."

"Alright then! I shall set you adventurers in the land of Mystasia!" Twilight said.

"Thank god it wasn't Ooo again!" Cadence said with a sigh of relief.

"Hey! It has a bunch of swords! It's cool." Luna blurted.

"But its no place for a Rogue! It's all bright and sunny." Cadence explained.

"Anyways, we start with all 3 of you in a tavern, but unknown to each other." Twilight said.

"Marelin then notices the barbaric strength of Marcules." Twilight continued.

"...This is where you talk to each other." Twilight added.

"Good marrow to you sir, it pleases me to see that you are strong and carry a humongous weapon with you." Marelin stated.

"Thank you, you seem like a wizard. Would you care to join me in a quest?" Marecules quickly replied.

"I wonder when my little fly on the wall will get back." Chrysalis pondered. Then a changeling came flying in.

"My queen I have information on the Princesses." Her servant reported.

"What is it?!" Chrysalis demanded.

"They are playing D&D..." The changeling reported.

"Hm, I think i may have to crash this, Dungeon party. MwahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAH" Chrysalis laughed maniacally.

Back at the Royal sleepover, all the Heroes were on their way to the first dungeon.

"Marelin, what type of wizard are you?" The pony of Shadows asked.

"Uh I don't know. All types i guess." Marelin responded.

"Ok-" before Luna finish her sentence, there was a small green mushroom cloud before them.

"Haw Haw Haw, I am here to be of your reckoning!" Chrysalis shouted, then the cloud anticlimactically dissipated.

"Damn budgets." Chrysalis added.

"Queen Chrysalis what are you doing here!" Cadence shouted.

"Y'know...I really didn't figure that part out." Chrissi stated.

"Want to join our game?" Twilight asked.

"WHAT?" The other 3 princesses said in unison.

"Hey i don't see why not, she is royalty after all." Twilight responded.

"Ugh, okay.. Queen chrysalis would you like to join our game...." Celestia said in a mocking tone.

"Sure, I'm not doing anything anyways." And with that Chrysalis trotted and sat at the round table.

"Who would you like to be, besides our characters?" Luna asked.

"Is the Batmare open?!" Chrissi asked in excitement.

"It sure is!" Twilight responded.

"Thats a character?" Celestia whispered to Luna. "It came out in the 'Why did you buy this' expansion." Luna whispered back.

"Alright! I love the starting batarang of return, +3 Agility +2% Style!" Chrissi said fangirling.

"This is going to be a long ride..." Twilight said with a sigh.

"Back into the story now with Chrysalis in-"

"I prefer to be called Chrissi.." Chrissi said with a smile.

"Fine, back into the story now with 'Chrissi' in it as Batmare, you 4 are about to enter the dungeon of paranoia. Any of you need to stop anywhere before you enter?"

"Well actually, first I am going to cast Watch dog." Celestia added.

"Why? Can't you just cast it in the dungeon?" Twilight asked.

"No.. well yes i can but since its day it gets +2 Agility and Strength if its cast in the sun." Celestia explained.

"Oh... okay, hold on let me see your sheet." Twilight levitated Celestia's character sheet.

"... Oh there it is, Watchdog "If cast in sunshine gains +2 Agility and strength." Twilight read.

"Anyways, You 4 then trot into the Dungeon of Paranoia, not knowing what lies ahead."

Author's Note

Yes i know i spelling things wrong on Twilights part, if you couldn't tell it was done on purpose. So this is the first chapter, but it is yet to go down hill, and then explode like a giant train wreck. (If i mess something up about D&D please inform me as i only know so much!)

When Goblins Attack
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When Goblins Attack

Author's Note

When i say the normal characters name I.E. Cadence. It means they are either responding to Twilight or they are speaking out of the game. But if I say their in game names it means that it is 'in-game' I.E. Pony of shadows. It means they are speaking in game. Sorry for the long wait! I put it of to the side and forgot for a while, but i will be more active as school is getting out now.

When Goblins Attack

"Marelin..Marelin..MARELIN!" Shouted Marecules.

"What..." She responded.

"Hi.." Marcules replied.

"Okay, where are we going from here?" Batmare asked.

"Well you can take the left path, or you could all roll agility and try to leap the pit on the right path." Twilight explained.

"I say right path," Cadence exclaimed.

"Hey we didn't discuss it!" Marelin shouted.

"I know, but i'm leaping it. Forget you guys!" The pony of shadows remarked.

"Okay anypony else?" Twilight asked.

"Hold on let us discuss it." Batmare said.

"Okay, what do we have to roll to get it?"Batmare asked. "I think its 15 or higher, but i only have 3 agility so i would have to roll a 12 or higher." Marecules responded. "Well i have a 5 agility so 10 or higher." Marelin explained. "I have 7 agility so 8 or higher." Batmare added. "What does the pony of shadows have?" Marelin asked The pony of shadows.

"Uh, its 12, so i only need 3 or higher." The Pony of shadows smirked.

"Oh okay i see why you would leap it. So... I'm left." "Me too" "Me three."

"So all of you are going left. Hopefully we meet up" Then Twilight levitated the D20 and rolled it.

"Come on no whammy no whammy no whammy!" Cadence pleaded.

"3!" Twilight shouted in exasperation while taking in a Dorito chip. "You leap and barely make it across struggling to grab on, you make it up."

"Whew, that was close. See y'all on the other side!" With that The Pony of shadows headed into the corridor ahead.

"Well now it's just us, alright. We choose left." Chrissi exclaimed.

"You 3 head into the corridor on the left side and trot in, upon entering you discover you set off a tripwire! Suddenly Goblins of all shapes and sizes appear before you, there's dozens-no hundreds. An uncountable amount." Twilight explained.

"Okay, so for Marelin, what level 1-2 spells do you have?" Twilight asked.

"I have Level 1, Watchdog, which is out. Magic missile and fireball. For level 2, I have X-Ray and Lazor Beam. I will cast Fireball!" Marelin shouted.

"Okay, you need 6 intelligence, which you already have 8 so you cast fireball with 2 extra power. It wipes out a large section of the Goblins but there is still a huge amount."

"Alright what about Spooky?" Asked Celestia.

"Spooky? Who in the name of you is that?" Twilight asked in response.

"Oh, that's the name of my watchdog?" Celestia explained.

"Ah, okay. he has 4 strength and 5 agility, to actually kill some he will need 5 strength and 5 agility, so you need to roll a 1 or higher..." Twilight said with a plain face.

"Okay..."Celestia rolled the D20."And its 6 so he now has 10 strength and 5 agility!"

"'Spooky' charges forth into the crowd of goblins wiping out a handful. Thus retreating back to your side." Twilight said.

"Before Marecules can attack, 7 goblins rush at her. To block the attack Batmare needs to block for you, rolling a 9 or higher on style. but will make her so she cannot attack. If you wish to do so. You Marecules will be the only chance to destroy the rest."

"I wish to block for her! Since i have +2% style i add 2% of what I roll to my total! But it seems a very unlikely chance to get it but i still shall take it!" Chrissi exclaimed.

"Alright,"Twilight rolled a 8."That gives you 8.16% style. Or just 8% Meaning you leaping in front of Marecules only blocks 6 of them and 1 attacks Marecules rendering both of you incapable of attacking. You are sent back to the Inn." Twilight gasped.

"Although to your surprise The Pony of Shadows appears and has a chance to slay them all using her shadow encase." Twilight shouted.

"Aha! I need to roll a 14 or higher on stealth, but since i have already 5 stealth. I just need to roll a 9!" Cadence explained.

"Alrighty then,"Cadence rolls the D20 and gathers exactly a 9! "Yes!" The pony of shadows shouted.

"A huge shadow appears behind the foes and engulfs them, after a certain time the screaming and squirming stop. They. Are. Dead." Twilight hoof bumped Cadence.

"Maybe i shouldn't have left you gals. But! I did fine 2304 Gold and a dagger of eye sight. +1 Stealth, Giving me 5 and the skill Dark side. For a roll of 7 stealth I can be invisible to 10 enemies." Cadence explained.

"So, you 4 are now back together. All of you agree to stick together and head farther into the dungeon becoming lust for more treasure!"

"This would never happen.."